Rose Byrne

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Dax Shepard 0:00
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Expert. I'm Dan Shepard and I'm joined by Lily Padman. Hi. Today we have one of my all-time favorite actors. I've been singing her praises for a long time now.
Unknown 0:26
She's so good.
Dax Shepard 0:27
Because she does this thing that very few people can do, which is perfect comedian, perfect dramatic actor. Yes. Rose Byrne. She's a powerhouse. She is an Emmy-nominated actor and producer, platonic, currently on Apple+, neighbors, insidious, bridesmaids. She has a new movie in theaters now called If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You. It's a great title. And of course, she's from Australia, which is just endlessly charming. I find that endlessly charming.
Monica Padman 0:58
As you'll hear, she is reluctant to tall poppy, but we try to get her there.
Dax Shepard 1:03
I think we made a little progress by the end.
Monica Padman 1:05
We maybe.
Dax Shepard 1:05
And she was not reminiscent at all of that AI that would not count to a million.
Monica Padman 1:10
No, she was nothing like her.
Dax Shepard 1:11
Nothing like her, that Australian woman. Also, we have Armchair Anonymous prompts.
Monica Padman 1:16
Oh, yes.
Dax Shepard 1:17
So make sure people, people are sometimes confused. How do I get on Armchair Anonymous? Which is on Fridays, which is many people's favorite show.
Monica Padman 1:23
Check it out if you don't listen to it. It really is.
Dax Shepard 1:25
People love it. Here's what you do. You go to our website and you submit your story.
Monica Padman 1:28
ArmchairExpertPod.com.
Dax Shepard 1:30
So here are the prompts. Tell us about an unexpected orgasm. This is a repeat. We had a lot of luck with the first round.
Monica Padman 1:37
We did. Let's hope. But guys, don't lie.
Dax Shepard 1:40
Don't lie. That goes for all of these problems. Don't lie.
Monica Padman 1:43
But mainly that one.
Dax Shepard 1:45
Tell us about a dental disaster. Ooh, get ready for pain. Aaron could call in. He's dealing with some right now. Tell us about a Thanksgiving disaster.
Monica Padman 1:54
We're in the holiday.
Dax Shepard 1:55
Remember Grandma Caught on Fire? Yeah. That might have been Christmas, but it was still good.
Monica Padman 1:58
I think it was Thanksgiving.
Dax Shepard 1:59
Tell us about a nightmare holiday experience. Yowie. Okay, scary. Unexpected orgasm, dental disaster, Thanksgiving disaster, and a nightmare holiday experience. Please enjoy Roseburn. This episode of Armchair Expert is presented by Apple Pay. You know, holiday shopping can be a hassle, but Apple Pay makes it so much easier. Whether you're shopping online or in-store, look for the Apple Pay button or contactless symbol at checkout. No more digging for your wallet or filling out long online checkout forms. It works at millions of places, including stores, websites, and apps. This means you can spend less time at checkout and more time finding the perfect gifts. Pay the Apple way.
Unknown 2:41
Terms apply.
Dax Shepard 3:00
Hi, how are you? Good to see you.
Rose Byrne 3:02
I don't think that I've seen you since we did the movie. Going down memory lane, and I was like, I feel like that was probably the best time.
Dax Shepard 3:08
And how good is your memory of that? That would have been Toronto, right?
Rose Byrne 3:12
Yeah. And then I remember running into you at Jen Carpenter's wedding. Oh, wow.
Dax Shepard 3:18
Oh, my God.
Rose Byrne 3:18
Which was, like, about nine years ago, because go by the kids, like, how old they are. Oh, yes, yes. And so that was about nine years ago, and you had one of your little girls.
Dax Shepard 3:26
I had a little girl who had refused to put her dress on, so we showed up as it was ending.
Monica Padman 3:31
Oh, that was the Asheville wedding then, right?
Dax Shepard 3:33
Yes, yes. And they came down the aisle, like, and we walked out, like, well, fuck, we blew all the way down.
Rose Byrne 3:39
No. The wedding was like a laid back vibe. Yeah, they're the greatest. It was really lovely. It was really, really sweet. And you just did Charlie Sheen, I heard. We did. This is going to be very dull. Very, very dull. Just lower the expectations.
Monica Padman 3:53
Sometimes we do have two people in a day.
Dax Shepard 3:55
Tell them the most extreme one.
Monica Padman 3:56
Yeah. We had a sex expert on. She was incredible. That's cool. Yes. And she taught us.
Dax Shepard 4:01
And it was raunchy.
Monica Padman 4:02
It was raunchy. She taught us how to squirt. Oh, what? Yes. It was full on. Then she leaves. And then an hour later, we have a guy who is imprisoned in Russia.

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