Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.
We'll have to make an announcement. Good to see you, Tommy boy.
Hey, buddy.
Good to see you too. So I'm doing my first special this Friday.
We've talked about this for years.
How exciting is this? We've talked about it for years.
No, but we've really talked about this for years.
30 years. Yeah, pink face.
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Chapter 2: What announcement does Bobby make about his special?
Pink face? I mean, your face is so pink. What are you trying to prove, bud? Is my face pink? Yeah, but yours is naturally pink. Thank you.
That's unnatural. I'm flesh from the whiskey.
Yeah. Okay.
He's Asian.
He breaks out like you guys do when he has whiskey.
Why did you come at me so aggressive?
You know what else he has? Huh? The emperor eyes from Star Wars.
Look at it.
He's an emperor, you think? Yeah, like the emperor. Right now, dude, Tom Segura has emperor eyes. Look at that. He's calling you Sheev Palpatine. Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of 'emperor eyes' in the conversation?
No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't.
Every time I see you. No, it doesn't. You come at me with some insult and then you go, my bad, dude.
It is my bad, dude.
But wait, why? Well, you insult me all the time.
What did I... When was the last time he insulted you?
Either publicly or- But then your attitude.
Oh. It's an energy insult, dude. It's energy insults, yeah.
You don't have to say words, dude. I can feel it. I'm tired of it. So you know what happens?
That didn't happen at all. This is self-sabotage. Yeah. Because he has a special coming up and he goes, I don't feel well. No, so what happened- He's mad at you. No, here's what happened. Yes, he's doing the things. Yes, he's doing the- Carlos, he's doing all the shit.
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Chapter 4: How does Bobby describe his recent health experience?
I'm not doing any kissy faces, dude, like Rocky did. Yeah.
Is that how he, but he ended up losing. in that movie.
I know. He didn't save enough. I don't have a choice. Yeah, so he did tap Adrian a couple of times before he was fired.
Right, he did. Yeah, that's true.
Can we start over? Yeah.
Yeah, you guys need to do a start over.
Can we start over? No, we're not starting over.
We're going to put that in, but you need to start over this relationship because Tom is an old friend of ours. It feels strange to do that to him.
He trusts like a CIA agent now lately.
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Chapter 5: What insights are shared about therapy and comedy?
And then you go, well, I think they know me from, I do, there's a podcast. Yeah, yeah. What is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm always like- Do you say it?
I don't even say it.
I say, well, my name is Jason Bateman and it's called Smart List. Yeah, my name is Dax Shepard and it's called- Yeah, and it's a great show. Yeah. And we talked about that before.
None of those guys all- Congratulations for Amy Poehler for winning a Golden Globe. Unbelievable. The podcast. Unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about awards and recognition?
I mean, unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable. Sounds good. Congratulations. What would your speech have been if you won a podcast?
They'll never nominate us. No, no, no. They'll never nominate us.
No, I know, but in the hypothetical fun world, what would your speech be?
I would nominate you guys.
Chapter 7: What are the key takeaways from discussing movie experiences?
Thank you. I would nominate you. What would your speech be? Okay, Bobby and the winner for the best podcaster of the year, Bobby Lee. This is the bit I would do.
Me? Oh, that's good. I would take my time. Oh, yeah. I would take my time.
Take your time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I would walk the opposite direction of the stage. Funny. Yeah, it's funny. Funny. Right? And I would go as far as I could until somebody turned me back around. Turned you around and then they go, say something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'll just be confused. I'll go toward the stage and then I'll probably give
the music starts playing, you're off.
Yeah, it'd be great if that took up your whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's what I would do. I'd take up all my whole time just getting up there. That's very funny.
Yeah, yeah. That's the funniest way to do it. But if you had, like, the mic. See, that's what I'm saying.
I'm trying to avoid it. So, like, go ahead.
I mean, you're going to talk about the situation in Iran, obviously.
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Chapter 8: What upcoming projects are the hosts excited about?
But hey, Nikki, what's up? I'll call her out. Yeah. And if she pretended. It's nice to meet you, Bobby. If she pretended that she didn't know me. I have never met that man. Yeah, yeah, it would be war. Yeah. And I'd be like, I just don't even know this. But anyway, yeah, well, you would have to get the award because I wouldn't get it alone. It would be with you.
No, you'd be podcaster of the year for sure. You would get it. It'd be you and I. No, you'd get it. No, they don't do that. They nominate shows. Would you want Andrew to speak? Yeah, you do the speaking. Thank you, Jews. Yeah.
And then you leave. And that's a win-win. Touch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Touching all the bases there, man. Mm-hmm. Be good. Can't we both, you know, give different messages? But then there's the secondary interview. Now you're off the stage, and now you're on, like, the backstage red carpet thing with the backdrop, and they go, Bobby, how do you feel? You just won the Golden Globe.
I go, I have to pinch myself every day because... I'm just living in gratitude. Oh, you do one of those. Those are good. You don't like those? I like them. Yeah, yeah. Those go a long way. I'm afraid that I would probably edit myself because I don't want to say anything, you know what I mean? Too crazy. Yeah.
I'd have been like, I'm just happy that we beat two bears. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just a big win for us.
They weren't even nominated. They weren't? No. Oh, okay. You would do that in the moment? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we would do that in the moment. Yeah. Just a little play. They weren't even... You know what I mean?
Yeah, remember when they made fun of you on your own show when they came in to do a swap? We remember those guys.
Yeah. Wow. This is what you would lead with. Yeah.
You'd have to.
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