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Bad Friends

Bobby's Flu Game w/ Tom Segura

26 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 11.948 Unknown

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.

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12.552 - 15.257 Bobby Lee

We'll have to make an announcement. Good to see you, Tommy boy.

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15.537 - 15.938 Andrew Santino

Hey, buddy.

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16.338 - 18.863 Bobby Lee

Good to see you too. So I'm doing my first special this Friday.

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20.525 - 21.848 Andrew Santino

We've talked about this for years.

22.108 - 24.472 Bobby Lee

How exciting is this? We've talked about it for years.

24.492 - 27.537 Andrew Santino

No, but we've really talked about this for years.

27.617 - 30.342 Bobby Lee

30 years. Yeah, pink face.

Chapter 2: What announcement does Bobby make about his special?

30.322 - 37.228 Bobby Lee

Pink face? I mean, your face is so pink. What are you trying to prove, bud? Is my face pink? Yeah, but yours is naturally pink. Thank you.

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37.248 - 39.19 Andrew Santino

That's unnatural. I'm flesh from the whiskey.

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39.43 - 40.551 Bobby Lee

Yeah. Okay.

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40.611 - 41.171 Andrew Santino

He's Asian.

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41.231 - 43.333 Bobby Lee

He breaks out like you guys do when he has whiskey.

43.473 - 44.734 Andrew Santino

Why did you come at me so aggressive?

44.995 - 49.759 Bobby Lee

You know what else he has? Huh? The emperor eyes from Star Wars.

49.779 - 50.299 Tom Segura

Look at it.

50.439 - 58.146 Bobby Lee

He's an emperor, you think? Yeah, like the emperor. Right now, dude, Tom Segura has emperor eyes. Look at that. He's calling you Sheev Palpatine. Yeah.

Chapter 3: What is the significance of 'emperor eyes' in the conversation?

66.463 - 67.426 Bobby Lee

No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't.

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67.526 - 72.017 Andrew Santino

Every time I see you. No, it doesn't. You come at me with some insult and then you go, my bad, dude.

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72.859 - 73.822 Bobby Lee

It is my bad, dude.

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74.142 - 76.087 Andrew Santino

But wait, why? Well, you insult me all the time.

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76.207 - 78.03 Unknown

What did I... When was the last time he insulted you?

78.21 - 79.532 Bobby Lee

Either publicly or- But then your attitude.

80.473 - 83.636 Unknown

Oh. It's an energy insult, dude. It's energy insults, yeah.

83.656 - 87.72 Bobby Lee

You don't have to say words, dude. I can feel it. I'm tired of it. So you know what happens?

87.74 - 99.112 Unknown

That didn't happen at all. This is self-sabotage. Yeah. Because he has a special coming up and he goes, I don't feel well. No, so what happened- He's mad at you. No, here's what happened. Yes, he's doing the things. Yes, he's doing the- Carlos, he's doing all the shit.

Chapter 4: How does Bobby describe his recent health experience?

189.353 - 191.82 Bobby Lee

I'm not doing any kissy faces, dude, like Rocky did. Yeah.

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191.84 - 194.786 Unknown

Is that how he, but he ended up losing. in that movie.

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194.806 - 201.036 Bobby Lee

I know. He didn't save enough. I don't have a choice. Yeah, so he did tap Adrian a couple of times before he was fired.

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201.056 - 202.799 Unknown

Right, he did. Yeah, that's true.

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202.919 - 204.021 Bobby Lee

Can we start over? Yeah.

204.041 - 206.084 Unknown

Yeah, you guys need to do a start over.

206.104 - 207.326 Bobby Lee

Can we start over? No, we're not starting over.

207.346 - 212.554 Unknown

We're going to put that in, but you need to start over this relationship because Tom is an old friend of ours. It feels strange to do that to him.

212.574 - 214.677 Bobby Lee

He trusts like a CIA agent now lately.

Chapter 5: What insights are shared about therapy and comedy?

1824.416 - 1832.213 Unknown

And then you go, well, I think they know me from, I do, there's a podcast. Yeah, yeah. What is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm always like- Do you say it?

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1832.233 - 1832.814 Bobby Lee

I don't even say it.

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1832.854 - 1841.446 Unknown

I say, well, my name is Jason Bateman and it's called Smart List. Yeah, my name is Dax Shepard and it's called- Yeah, and it's a great show. Yeah. And we talked about that before.

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1841.487 - 1847.716 Bobby Lee

None of those guys all- Congratulations for Amy Poehler for winning a Golden Globe. Unbelievable. The podcast. Unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable.

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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about awards and recognition?

1847.776 - 1853.875 Unknown

I mean, unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable. Sounds good. Congratulations. What would your speech have been if you won a podcast?

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1853.895 - 1857.12 Bobby Lee

They'll never nominate us. No, no, no. They'll never nominate us.

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1857.141 - 1859.144 Unknown

No, I know, but in the hypothetical fun world, what would your speech be?

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1859.164 - 1859.905 Andrew Santino

I would nominate you guys.

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Chapter 7: What are the key takeaways from discussing movie experiences?

1859.925 - 1873.648 Andrew Santino

Thank you. I would nominate you. What would your speech be? Okay, Bobby and the winner for the best podcaster of the year, Bobby Lee. This is the bit I would do.

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1877.392 - 1882.421 Bobby Lee

Me? Oh, that's good. I would take my time. Oh, yeah. I would take my time.

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1882.621 - 1882.922 Tom Segura

Take your time.

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1882.942 - 1900.513 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I would walk the opposite direction of the stage. Funny. Yeah, it's funny. Funny. Right? And I would go as far as I could until somebody turned me back around. Turned you around and then they go, say something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'll just be confused. I'll go toward the stage and then I'll probably give

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1900.898 - 1902.541 Unknown

the music starts playing, you're off.

1902.561 - 1908.63 Bobby Lee

Yeah, it'd be great if that took up your whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's what I would do. I'd take up all my whole time just getting up there. That's very funny.

1908.67 - 1914.299 Andrew Santino

Yeah, yeah. That's the funniest way to do it. But if you had, like, the mic. See, that's what I'm saying.

1914.319 - 1916.002 Bobby Lee

I'm trying to avoid it. So, like, go ahead.

1916.282 - 1918.886 Andrew Santino

I mean, you're going to talk about the situation in Iran, obviously.

Chapter 8: What upcoming projects are the hosts excited about?

1945.315 - 1965.734 Bobby Lee

But hey, Nikki, what's up? I'll call her out. Yeah. And if she pretended. It's nice to meet you, Bobby. If she pretended that she didn't know me. I have never met that man. Yeah, yeah, it would be war. Yeah. And I'd be like, I just don't even know this. But anyway, yeah, well, you would have to get the award because I wouldn't get it alone. It would be with you.

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1965.754 - 1978.615 Bobby Lee

No, you'd be podcaster of the year for sure. You would get it. It'd be you and I. No, you'd get it. No, they don't do that. They nominate shows. Would you want Andrew to speak? Yeah, you do the speaking. Thank you, Jews. Yeah.

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1978.635 - 2001.104 Andrew Santino

And then you leave. And that's a win-win. Touch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Touching all the bases there, man. Mm-hmm. Be good. Can't we both, you know, give different messages? But then there's the secondary interview. Now you're off the stage, and now you're on, like, the backstage red carpet thing with the backdrop, and they go, Bobby, how do you feel? You just won the Golden Globe.

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2002.265 - 2017.058 Bobby Lee

I go, I have to pinch myself every day because... I'm just living in gratitude. Oh, you do one of those. Those are good. You don't like those? I like them. Yeah, yeah. Those go a long way. I'm afraid that I would probably edit myself because I don't want to say anything, you know what I mean? Too crazy. Yeah.

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2017.078 - 2022.407 Unknown

I'd have been like, I'm just happy that we beat two bears. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just a big win for us.

2022.548 - 2032.204 Bobby Lee

They weren't even nominated. They weren't? No. Oh, okay. You would do that in the moment? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we would do that in the moment. Yeah. Just a little play. They weren't even... You know what I mean?

2032.224 - 2037.831 Unknown

Yeah, remember when they made fun of you on your own show when they came in to do a swap? We remember those guys.

2037.851 - 2040.795 Andrew Santino

Yeah. Wow. This is what you would lead with. Yeah.

2041.796 - 2042.297 Unknown

You'd have to.

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