Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. Here we are once again together. You see my fit today? I'm a Netflix guy. I'm a Hulu guy, dude. Look at this. Whoa, dude. Where's that club at? Look at that. Netflix sent me this jacket for doing the festival. Are you serious? And this hat.
Chapter 2: What are the differences between Netflix and Hulu preferences?
Yeah, they didn't send me nothing. Seriously? Yeah. I mean, I got nothing. I got an email. Interesting. Interesting. Please say yes. Please say yes. Interesting. Interesting. Please say yes. Per se. Per se. No, you got a jacket. They sent you. Is it a medium? Oh, yeah. Interesting. Interesting. The old dogs are the best. No, no, no. That dude. That dude. And then Logan. I love Logan.
I love you, Haley. That's so good. He's one of my favorites. He's my favorite too. You know my favorite is Connor. Oh, he's legend. Because my impression of Connor is literally flawless. I know it is. A raven. He's the king. He's the king, dude. You don't have to say that. Mom. It's so good, dude. Mom. It's so good, dude. Would you perhaps be interested in taking a walk? Yeah. He's the best.
I was thinking about, like, they should be, Love on the Spectrum, Japan. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, it's the best show. It's the best show. Bake show's good. It's up there too. We want to thank all the fans that came out to see us at the YouTube Theater in Inglewood, California for the Netflix's Joke Fest. Thank you so much.
It was a really good turnout and we got invited to the, I think last year they had the Netflix brunch and we talked about it, did we not? Isn't it every two years? It's every two years. It wasn't last year, it was two years ago. So two years ago there was a brunch. Ted Sarandos' house. At Tread, Tread? Tourette's. Yeah, Tourette's. Ted surrenders his house. Yeah, careful. That a boy.
Yeah, poke him. Hey, I heard what you guys said on the pod. Yeah, I know, but... I heard you were very, very punctual. First guy there. I was probably the first guy there. I was the first guy to leave. It was me and Donnell. You were. Yeah, I mean, well, you did it almost a trick to me. It was a good bit. Yay! The ladies are here. The Filipino ladies. Can we talk about the trick real quick?
Yeah, sit down. Before the ladies talk. Sit down, girls, and we'll chat a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um... So we did the Ted Sarantos Netflix house. First of all, it was double the amount of people than the last photo. Wow. Everybody got an invite. Everyone got an invite. That's why we went. I know, that's what it felt like.
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Chapter 3: What was the experience like at the Netflix event?
Once they knocked out all the legends, they were like, what scragglers. I know, I know. I looked around and go, that's hilarious. Yeah, yeah. There was definitely some micers. Yeah. A couple of bookers were there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was crazy. And then also the guests of other comedians. Plus ones. So what happens is, this is what happens, right?
A big comedian will bring a smaller comedian and there's a smaller comedian will sneak into the photo. And I could name a couple. I don't want to put them out. You know what I mean? But there was sabotage on the photo, which I'd like to talk about openly if I may. If I may. You may. Okay. So I think Tom Segura, if you watch the big shot, right? They had us throw a ball toward the camera.
Y'all made us take a playpen ball like McDonald's play place. They made us grab a ball and they said, we're going to throw it at the camera at the exact same time. Yes. So what I did was not throw. I know the trick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just did, when they said, at three, right, they said, we're gonna count to three, at three, throw the ball.
One, two, three, everyone threw the ball, not me, I did my best smile. Because I know the trick, right? Because if I did any kind of motion, it would make... So what Segura did, which was crafty, right? When he threw, he exactly timed out where his hand went over Greg Fitzsimmons' face. And if you look at the photo up close, find Tom Segura, Greg Fitzsimmons' face is completely blocked out.
Show him the photo. You didn't send it. I sent him the big photo. Just got it now. There it is. Yeah, so go zoom it in. Zoom in where I am, I'm in the middle. See that, me? Right there, yep. All right, so right to my, right? Now there's, Segura's right above me. Go closer, zoom in closer. And there's Fitz's. And there's Fitz's face, and that's Segura's hand. He fucked him.
And look at Theo, by the way. Yeah. Finally closing his mouth in a photo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy. Yeah. For the first time ever. Yeah. And you want to see how Andrew handles these public events because he gets nervous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go scroll to the left. Go scroll to the left there. Scroll to the left. Okay, okay, okay. That's not it. That's not it. I don't know what that is. That is it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what that is. So see the big yellow ball there? Zoom in there. No, right there. Zoom in there. Yeah, yeah. And that's me in the top corner right. Yeah. And look at how happy I am. Like it's a basketball. You're Steph Curry. Look at that three-pointer, dude. Why'd you three-point that ball, dude? Look at how happy I am. Yeah, you are so miserable there.
That smile.
Yeah. So first of all, they shuffle everyone in here and then all of the hungry, give me need attention comics have pushed their way to the front, literally. All right, let's go to the front. And then I said, I'll just stand in the back. I don't care. And the girl was like, just get down there, go down there. And I said, don't worry about it. I don't want to do it.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about anxiety at public events?
Yeah, Fahim's happy. He was happy. But Sam. I wasn't unhappy. That's my face. I get very anxious at these. I get nervous out of my mind. Yeah. And then Sherry Oteri, right there next to me, who is one of the greatest legends. Oh, I love Sherry. Legends. Yep. Turned to me and said, Do you have enough room? Are you okay? I said, I'm fine. I don't need to like wiggle into the thing.
And cause I'm like on a side, standing on a side thing. And she said, what's wrong? I said, these things make me so uncomfortable. And she said, give me a hug. And she gave me the biggest fucking hug. And I still made that face for the photo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But inside, I felt incredible, because she's a legend. It was incredible to see some of these people, man. It was really, really cool.
It was really incredible, yeah. And then, man, what a night I had after our show. Adam Wright, look at him. Yeah. So just for the fans, so I can say this, because it feels incredible. It feels incredible. After we did our show at the YouTube Theater that the girls were at. Yes. Thank you for coming. Amen. I get an invite to go to this Dave Chappelle after-party.
I go to this after party, it's for agents and managers, it's a decoy. I walked in and I was like, oh no, this is the decoy party. Because everyone was like, is Dave going to be here? And you could tell right away, you're like, oh no, this is for agents and managers. And then I get my phone back because they're locked up. I walk outside and I texted Chappelle.
I said, I'm sure you're getting blown up. I think I got the wrong thing. Are you guys at another spot? He goes, yo, pull up. Almost immediately he was like, you got to pull up. Who are you with? I said, my buddy, a few of my friends, I said, I'm with three black adult men, if that helps. And he said, it does. And I went to his- I know one of them. Who? That's a good thing.
Devontre, EP, and my buddy Spank. Oh, EP was there? Yeah. Okay. And then, so we go to this other spot that's like six blocks away. I walk in, the inside child, you're not gonna relate to this as much, but the inside- I'm all with it. The child inside of me exploded. I'm killing. It was insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I walk in and on stage, there's 40 people.
On stage is Taleb Kweli and Mos Def, and they're doing basically half of Black Star, the album, right? And then it starts to flood in with people. Like more people are starting to catch on to like- Let me guess, Oprah. They're performing. Oprah was on drums. Stedman on bass. Yeah. So then Busta Rhymes. Dennis Rodman. Dennis Rodman was there.
Busta Rhymes gets on stage and I was already like, this is insane. And then I hear like a lot of people shuffling around and talking. Ooh. And Kanye gets on stage. No. My hand to God. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Holy shit. Kanye. Is it the night that we did, last Friday night when we did our show? After our show. Yeah.
It's interesting that I wasn't invited with your little charade. You went to go get food. Oh, that, okay. You literally were like, I'm going to go eat. And I was like, I think we're going to go to the Chappelle thing. He heard me say it. I was like, I think I'm going to go to the Chappelle thing. And you were like, we're going to go get food.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of duty in relationships?
You're gonna die today. You're gonna die today. You're gonna die today. You're gonna die today. You're gonna die today. You're gonna die today.
You're gonna die today.
You're gonna die today. You're gonna die today. You're gonna die today.
Chapter 6: How do personal dynamics shift during the conversation?
You're gonna die today.
You're gonna die today. You're gonna die today.
You're gonna die today.
You're gonna die today. You're gonna die today. You're gonna die today.
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And she doesn't want to go. But she's going.
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Chapter 7: What happens during the dinner incident in Atlantic City?
You know why?
It's called duty. Or skydiving. It's duty. Yeah, girlfriend duty.
But we'll follow her if she doesn't want to go.
Yeah, it's called duty. Okay. Not that I'm a king, right? But I'm a crown prince.
Chapter 8: How does the discussion about the TikTok incident unfold?
You're not the crown prince.
What am I then?
It's her. She's the crown princess.
I'm a butler. Wow. Wow. She's the crown princess.
Yeah. Why? It's all her sweetheart. Yeah.
Tell us more.
Sweetheart sweetie. He gets really nice when she's around. Yeah, he's so nice. Yeah.
When she's around.
We had dinner last night and he was very nice. So she should be around more.
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