Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
You know what I love, dude? Yeah.
Chapter 2: What food does the host express a love for?
I love dried noodles. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Why do you love- The Chinese, where they have the dried noodles and some sort of gravy, like some Chinese gravy on top. So you get some of the soft parts, right? And then the hard parts. That sounds fucking good. Somehow, like me, I'm hard and soft at the same time.
Well, you need to be soft before you can get hard. Or vice versa. Be hard and then go soft? Yeah, that's what I do.
Okay, good.
Can I tell you what's bothering me about the internet and Chinese? All these Brits posting about getting a Chinese. We're going out, we're getting ourselves a Chinese. They call getting Chinese food getting a Chinese. Yeah. Look up getting a Chinese. In the UK, getting a Chinese is common. Non-offensive slang for phrase meaning to order or buy a Chinese takeaway meal.
Why is it okay for... So Brits are the first people to get mad at people for saying something incorrectly on PC. They say, go get a Chinese.
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Chapter 3: Why is the phrase 'getting a Chinese' controversial?
Yeah.
I mean, that sounds pretty scary.
In this day and age? Yeah. I get a Japanese. That's easier. Much easier. Yeah. Either you catch... The Japanese are easier to catch.
They really are. Are they not? Well, they're more patient.
Yeah. They're like in their suits. You know what I mean? They're out with their briefcase out there. Well, you can't run. And they get drunk. They get drunk. That's when you get them. You can't run. You go to Tokyo, two in the morning, bunch of businessmen, they're drunk. That's when you get a Japanese. That's when you get a little Japanese. Yeah, yeah. Going to get myself a Japanese. Yeah.
You don't get a Chinese. They're harder to catch, dude.
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Chapter 4: How do cultural differences influence food preferences?
They're ninjas. They're very evasive. They're in the trees.
That guy's easy to grab. Look at that. Yeah. That's such a great culture. When we go to Japan, I want to we should do a late night walk and talk video where we find drunk Japanese men sleeping on the street. You're the only one.
You're the only one that texted me on my birthday. You're the only one. Well, clarify what you mean by birthday. My birthday. That's right. I'm the only one. You're literally Sunday. The only one. None of you bastards. Right. Came to my special. Thank you. Came to my special. Yeah, we were there.
Chapter 5: What insights are shared about Japanese culture?
But, but, but. Didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Who didn't? Who didn't? Who didn't? He's busy.
No, but let's. Andrew's a busy man. He's in that magic movie, right? He's hanging out with, you know what I mean? You know why I didn't come to the special for real?
Because you have your own shows. No. Yeah. Carlos knows.
Chapter 6: How does the discussion shift to personal relationships?
I even said to those guys when you weren't here, I said, I should cancel the shows. And then I thought, you probably don't want me there. And you said to me, off air, if we're going to be honest about it, you said, it's probably easier if you're not there. Because you're going to give me notes. I would never give you notes.
Chapter 7: What humorous anecdotes are shared about birthdays?
I said, you don't need the pressure of me being there. And I was honest with the guys. I said, I was going to call my agent and cancel. And I said, he probably doesn't want me there. And you said to me off air. I didn't want you. That's right.
Okay. So thank you. I don't think we should go. I mean, you know, if there's a wedding, like if I'm getting married, obviously you should come.
No, you don't want me there for that.
No, no, you gotta come. I will. Yeah, yeah. So you can go, no, I don't agree. You know what the vows? Object. Yeah, object. I want you to object.
Imagine I object and it's because I want you to be my wife.
Oh yeah. And you do a speech.
And everyone's crying. It's that moment in the movie. I pick you up, we run down to the ocean. We go swimming and everybody, it's a beautiful moment. Then the music stops and everybody realizes it's just us in the ocean together. God. Wading away.
Heated rivalry.
Heated rivalry?
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