Positive Affirmations for Goddesses, Dommes, Daemons, and Beasts and Juggernauts. Repeat after me. Good Fucking Morning Repeat after me! I am Fucking Happy to be Alive! I am Fucking ready to start the day! Today is a great Fucking day! I am in charge of my Fucking life! I have the Fucking Power to create my Mothafucking reality! I am full of Fucking Energy, Love, and Mothafucking Joy! I am a Fucking magnet for good things in my life! I am at peace and ready to have a good Fucking day! Every-Fucking-thing is happening perfectly for me! Not one-goddamn-thing can stop me from having an Amazing Fucking day! I see the good in every mothafucker! I can handle any Fucking thing that comes my way! I welcome good Fucking things to happen in my life today! No matter what the Fuck happens today I will stay Fucking positive and Mothafucking upbeat! And remember I Fucking love you! I Fucking believe in you! This day is your Bitch now go and fucking Dominate it!

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“What did the council decide on item 42?” — answered with the speaker and the moment.

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