# 664 - Marc Maron & I Clear the Air
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What is the Two Bears 5K event?
Hey, guys, quick reminder about the Two Bears 5K with me, Tommy, and Jelly Roll in Tampa, May 4th at Raymond James Stadium. Do not miss out on the early bird pricing because that will go away at the end of the month. Prices rise on March 1st. Get off the couch. Get on Strava. Jelly's on there. They'll get you to a 5K. You can do it with us. Meet us in Tampa. Go to TwoBears5K.com to register. Las Vegas. I'll be at Resorts World Theater March 21st and 22nd. My special drops March 18th. Let's get lucky. I'm really glad to know that it's Chappelle, not me.
Dave, I got nothing. It was just a criticism of the general culture of comedy. Okay.
Do you remember your first cigarette?
Uh... No, I remember why I smoked. Wait, I've got two Zins in my mouth.
Mark, can I tell you? Yeah. You're going to get me back on Zins, I fucking swear. I just went to the doctor because I thought I had mouth cancer. Yeah, from Zins? I don't know. I just had a lump. Oh, yeah. And then all of a sudden the lump went away and I was like, should I just not tell them about it?
Well, it's lumpy in the mouth. Yeah.
They come and go. i was i would uh i would get this is how neurotic i am i looked i longed for the days of johnny carson's cigarette box yeah where someone would fill up a cigarette yeah yeah yeah i would get uh what like sea salt holders you know like the with the and i dumped my zins in there so i have fancy oh right and i never knew what flavor i was getting
Oh, so you just like a jelly bean jar? Yeah, like you just have a fill with Zins.
Oh, so is it a surprise? Oh, hey, pass me the Zinos. Have you had Zinos? Oh, no. This was, this is, these guys, is it Zinos right there? Lucy, look at how many they sent me.
Oh, now you're going to, I feel like I'm going home with some of this. You can't have it in the house. Look at this. It's a giant. Oh my God. Lucy's.
I met these guys. These are regular men. These are regular dudes. They're like guys that would, they were, you could have started a podcast or a nicotine company and they chose a nicotine.
It seems like a lot of people are getting into the nicotine racket, but there's something about the powder in the Zen pouches that flows better. Those are very dense. And it seems like once you get down to a certain point, you think it's out and then you squish it a lot and it's still full of stuff.
Yeah.
And I kind of like these better.
I quit right before Tucker Carlson's. I want to try his because Tucker Carlson was one of the selling points of me getting on them.
I was glad I was ahead of the curve on that. Now, because I'm not a Tucker fan, now when I do them, my audience, who are definitely not Tucker fans, they make the association. It's like, what are you doing that right-wing pouch for? And I'm like, a drug's a drug. It's democratic. Everybody... Everybody can do that.
What's interesting to me is like, I really think a guy like Tucker Carlson and a guy like you would ultimately get along because intellectually you are peers. I mean, like you guys are both smart guys.
Sure. Right. Well, I think he's he's a little loaded up more than me in defending his position. And I think that, you know, I have a hard time with people who are sympathetic to anti-democratic governments. So I don't see how it would be. I know he put on some sort of charm offensive, but but and he wants to be like just a regular guy. But he's kind of a I just don't. He's always been a dick. And you can make a dick a person if you want to, but I'll leave it to you guys. I don't need to do it.
I'd have him on the podcast, but here's the deal. I don't get involved in politics mostly because I'm easily manipulated. Yeah. So, like, if I got invited to the Republican National Convention this year.
Yeah.
And I was like, that's an honor, man. Like, I'll go, you know. And Leanne was like, no.
Don't get involved either way.
She's like, why? I go, why? She goes, dummy, you're not smart enough to know what they're doing to you. You're like the fucking porn star who just moved out here to be an actress. Next thing you know, you're fucking 10 guys. Right. And you've only been here a week. Yeah. Like, she's like, do not go. And then you got to leave. Yeah. And then you're like. Straighten your life out.
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