# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule
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Dude, when there's customers waiting, everyone's, the club is fucked, the manager's stressed, and you just go back there and you just bang her in the storage room. Just fucking, I mean, not even lube. And I live in a nest of emptiness.
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Yesterday I took a hit of someone's joint and they did that thing where, you know, it's weed and then the middle part has the wax, you know, they have wax in the middle and then the paper is dipped in acid. And I'm like, listen, I'm about to go mentally insane and I need to go on stage with John Stamos. Can I have a second to gather my thoughts? And John is like, I don't even want to say ****. I'm about to say the N-word, John.
Don't worry about the... Do you have... Are we rolling? Is there phrases you say in America that don't translate? There's hundreds of those. Like... Like, can you bring back, like, a cool phrase from America, drop it in Estonian, and it's just as cool? No, that doesn't work. You don't have to wear those.
Oh, I don't know what we're... Yeah.
I just, I'm more low-key. Yeah, I do whatever the other guy's doing. But, like, if you said, like, that shit's fire. If you go back to Estonia, and you're... How do you say that in Estonian?
And everyone's like... That could actually work, by the way. You know what? I'll say that now. Because fire just means a source of heat. It doesn't mean like... That is such a source of heat. But there's a lot of expressions that Americans don't have either. One of my favorite is... What's that? It's like... Let's say I ask you to do something. You have the time. You can pick me up at the airport. Yeah. But you just don't feel like it. And in English, if you say, no, I don't feel like it, you're an asshole. But in Estonian, you say, evitsi. That just means, like no explanation. It's just like, help me move my couch. That's the feeling. That would be great for sex with your wife. That's 100%.
Because when she goes, I'm not in the mood, then I go, hold on. Yeah, exactly. That doesn't work for me.
Exactly. Change your mood. Change your mood.
Give me a minute. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Or I can just go angrily jerk off in the shower. love a shower jerk um dude my it's my favorite part of the podcast with you and rogan was just his aversion to showering with dudes yeah i have you slapped dick buddy buddy i've slapped dick like like this my friend's dicks i mean i wouldn't do it if i'm not comfortable around you but we had a guy who's now a cardiologist i won't say his name shout out to who when we were in and he was very pale pale yeah we used to call him powder and so there was a very popular movie about a white dude who was so white his name was powder and he attracted lightning and so pull up a picture of powder real quick so uh And when one only wanted to shower by himself. Of course he did. We had a guy like that too.
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