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# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

21 May 2025

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What is this episode about?

0.129 - 19.604 Bert Kreischer

This episode is brought to you by Shinedown's Dance Kid Dance Tour featuring special guests Bush and Morgan Wade. Shinedown's Dance Kid Dance Tour kicks off July 19th at Boston's TD Garden and makes stops at some of the most iconic venues across the country. This is Shinedown's biggest tour yet featuring Second Chance.

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20.084 - 46.586 Bert Kreischer

sound of madness and all the classics you'll love alongside some of the never before performed deep cuts and of course the mind-blowing production empire the band is known for and i am telling you i've seen that firsthand we saw them on tour the whole our whole group saw them and it was one of the most amazing shows and if you are one of those people that's lived under a rock and are unfamiliar with shine down check out burt cast number 623 they play acoustic i'm telling you zach

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47.146 - 61.67 Bert Kreischer

is what they call a prodigy guitar. He is amazing. He is brilliant. And by the way, they're bringing Bush with you. Are you kidding me? Morgan Wade? This is a night you're not going to want to miss. For a full list of dates and to secure your tickets right now, visit shinedown.com.

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62.31 - 76.134 Host

Dude, when there's customers waiting, everyone's, the club is fucked, the manager's stressed, and you just go back there and you just bang her in the storage room. Just fucking, I mean, not even lube. And I live in a nest of emptiness.

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80.714 - 98.553 Bert Kreischer

The Permission to Party World Tour kicks off September 18th in Rockford, Illinois, the 19th in Milwaukee, the 20th in St. Paul, Minnesota, the 21st in Duluth, Minnesota, followed by Eugene, Oregon, September 28th. Avoid scalpers and go to BurtBurtBurt.com to get your lowest ticket price.

99.983 - 124.738 Host

Yesterday I took a hit of someone's joint and they did that thing where, you know, it's weed and then the middle part has the wax, you know, they have wax in the middle and then the paper is dipped in acid. And I'm like, listen, I'm about to go mentally insane and I need to go on stage with John Stamos. Can I have a second to gather my thoughts? And John is like, I don't even want to say ****.

125.839 - 127.94 Host

I'm about to say the N-word, John.

129.335 - 152.028 Bert Kreischer

Don't worry about the... Do you have... Are we rolling? Is there phrases you say in America that don't translate? There's hundreds of those. Like... Like, can you bring back, like, a cool phrase from America, drop it in Estonian, and it's just as cool? No, that doesn't work. You don't have to wear those.

152.748 - 155.008 Host

Oh, I don't know what we're... Yeah.

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