Something’s Burning: A Sing-A-Long With Ernest & Travis Denning | S4 E20

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What shows does Bert have coming up?

Bert Kreischer 0:00
What's up, everybody? I've got some shows coming up. February 8th in New Orleans at the UNO Lakefront Arena for the big game. That's Saturday night, not Sunday night. Me, Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil, and huge surprise guests. Then in Vegas in March, 28th and 29th at Resorts World Theater. And finally, oh, Canada. I'm coming to you. Winnipeg, Halifax, Calgary, and Vancouver. It's me, Whitney Cummings, Miss Pat, and Derek Stroop. Go to purrpurrpurr.com for all of them. There are similar characteristics in Vicodin that you'll get when you take a bite of a pepper.
Host 0:36
Hey! Something's burning. Something's burning. Something's burning.
Bert Kreischer 0:43
Are we making cocktails?
Host 0:44
I would love one.
Bert Kreischer 0:45
Yeah. What do you drink?
Host 0:48
I mean, I love a Jack and Dot, but I'll drink your vodka.
Bert Kreischer 0:51
That's a glaring endorsement. I drink a Jack and Dot, but I'll try that vodka.
Host 0:57
Just pour some of that shit, whatever it is.
Bert Kreischer 1:01
All right, real quick. Let's go through the Southern accents, okay? Because I'm obsessed with this. I was listening to you on Bobby. Let's break down Bobby Bones.
Host 1:10
On this episode of Breaking Bones.
Bert Kreischer 1:13
Bobby Bones is one of the biggest radio guys in the fucking world.
Host 1:17
Yeah. LeBron James of radio.
Bert Kreischer 1:19
He really is huge. I called into his show one time. I wonder if he'd answer FaceTime. He would. I bet he won't.
Host 1:28
They're not on air right now. And they usually pre-tape. He's probably on a jet. Probably. That he's about to jump out of for some reality show. He's a sidebar. A man versus bones versus wild. Yeah.
Bert Kreischer 1:41
Bones and afraid. I'll put on glasses so he thinks it's a mirror.
Host 1:44
Breaking bones. Breaking bones.
Bert Kreischer 1:46
On this episode of Breaking Bones. The Bobby version. Let's see if he, we can. Bobby's broken bones. Bobby's broken bones. He asked me, I did an interview with him and he goes, are you just doing this interview to get press or are we friends now? And I went, we're friends. So I text him every now and then.
Host 2:01
He commented on one of my TikToks the other day. You did? Yeah, it was me doing Freebird at Red Rocks. I watched that video last night. Wasn't that awesome? People got so mad that I added all the text. That was me. I was like, dude, just rip. Just let it rip. Post the long version. It's just five and a half minutes long. Post it on YouTube. I will. But I missed a few notes, and I know user 0379747 is going to be like, you fucking miss that note, you're a piece of shit, die immediately.
Bert Kreischer 2:28
You know what the worst is for a comic? Because you can play that song, you can post it nine times, and people just love watching it again and again. As a comic, you go on Rogue and you tell a story, and then you go and tell it on another podcast, and people are like, dude, he's told that story twice.
Host 2:42
Enough.
Bert Kreischer 2:43
And you're like, hey man, not everyone watches everything I do. There are guys that hate watch you, and they just watch everything. everything you do, and I go, yeah, I had one teacher who died in a motorcycle accident. It's a cool story.
Host 2:56
I'm going to tell that story several times. I'm going to tell it a couple times, and I'm going to make it better. And the older I get, the more I'm going to tell it. My family will have problems with this. The faster the motorcycle, the older the teacher. Yeah, just so.
Bert Kreischer 3:09
But wait, let's go through Southern accents. So I listen to you on Bobby Bones. You're Georgia. And it's because it's a rounder, like a har-be-be, har-be-be, har-be-be, har-be-be. Like that's a Georgia accent. Yeah.
Host 3:22
It's not short or it's not drawn out, but it's not short either. It's just the whole thing.
Bert Kreischer 3:26
Yeah. And then North Carolina is like borderline homosexual.
Host 3:31
With the accent?
Bert Kreischer 3:32
Yeah. The whole state.
Host 3:35
Well, I guess, yeah, no, it's on top of South Carolina. Well, it's not a bottom. So it's a top. North Carolina's a top. It is North Carolina. You ready?
Bert Kreischer 3:45
I was on North Carolina. Boy, boy, come hither. Could you for a second? Come hither. We had a buddy whose dad was from North Carolina, and the drunker he got, the gayer he sounded.
Host 3:57
Dude, he might just be closeted. And he just got gayer as he drank.

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Chapters

4 chapters
1 What shows does Bert have coming up? 0:00–50:15 2 What is chicken souse? 50:15–57:38 3 How do you make grits? 57:38 4 What is the significance of Southern accents? 5:53–1:11:13

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Host 34 min Bert Kreischer 30 min

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