Toy Story 5
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What jokes and merchandise talk open the Toy Story 5 episode?
I don't know, Jesse.
I mean, toys are for play, but podcasts, podcasts are for everything. I have to say, I don't like that line, but it's the closest thing to a line in the trailer. It feels like a trailer line. It's a real trailer. It feels like a sort of mission statement. It's a mission statement line. Now, here's what I want to say. And I felt like I had to open with a quote. He's saying tech is for everything, right? Like, yeah. Here's what I want to say to open the episode. Toy Story in five. Oh, we did it.
Oh, the sigh emanating from Marie Barty Salinas. Toy Story in five. He's referencing the Knicks, Ben. I got it.
The nine Knicks. Toy Story won the movie franchise championship in only five entries. Marie, why so sad?
I just want to say that Woody wears cowboy boots. Yes. With spurs on them.
Oh.
So you're saying he's a San Antonio fan?
Yes, he is. All I'm saying is that Toy Story won. That's all I'm saying. Not that Toy Story, the first movie. I'm saying that Toy Story won the championship.
It didn't, just to be clear. But it's interesting that you're saying that because you're saying there's a movie franchise championship.
Ben and I have talked about this. And it's like, what would be the competitors? Is there a more consistent five movie run?
I would argue Mission Impossible. I know people don't.
He's going to exclude it because it has more than five?
Or it has to be five plus?
What would you call the five run?
One through five.
Like, I love two. I'm sorry. I know people don't like two.
And you're laughing off the Macquarie's. What about four through eight, though? Like, you kind of go, like, the true Mission Impossible. We're at eight now? Isn't it eight? Yeah, it was eight.
Oh, Jesus. Okay, well, then.
You know, because you could do four through eight is kind of, obviously, Mission Impossible 3 is sort of a prologue, but, like, that's the, you know. Eight's a wash.
To me, that franchise is more impressive, maintaining quality.
Or you could do three to seven and just be like, and then they had a weird cliffhanger and they never made another one.
Weird. I mean, we do have to live in a world where they botched the ending really badly.
Now, Griffin. What? Now, take it easy just because you want Toy Story to win. Doesn't mean you have to say that they botched it really badly.
It was all right.
How does the crew debate whether Toy Story is the greatest five-film run?
They didn't botch it really badly.
I think that movie sucks. It was all right. It was all right. I find that movie so frustrating. Anything we throw at him, he'll be like, actually, turns out it's bad. No, I want to say, I'm ready to be normal about this movie. This is not my favorite movie of the year.
Why? Ready to be normal. Griffin, how many tote bags of merchandise did you bring today?
One. I had one already here.
We're going to do some social videos on this. And then how many pieces of Toy Story apparel are you wearing right now? Currently, three.
What's the third? You have a hat, a shirt. Oh, the shoes. I got the Adidas before they sold out. That was a multiple alarms drop, I'll have you know. Those are cool shoes. Thank you. You're welcome.
Ben's just like, you know what? I'm going to... I'm just... I'm on board.
I'm just on board. I'm about to correct what you're about to ask.
Well, no, I'm going to say, Griffin, you have now added a new case to your iPad. Well, I've joined the pond.
I'm on the pond. I have a lily pad case. I have smarty pants and I have Snappy here on my desk.
I noticed Snappy before. Yeah. This is the lily pad. It's just a case for an actual iPad. Right. That makes sense.
Because there was a tweet going around that was semi-viral of, like, why are they producing the evil toy?
It was basically a version of, you know, the classic, like, at long last, we've created the Torment Nexus, famous from the novel Do Not Create the Torment Nexus. At long last, we've created the lily pad from the famous movie. Do not create the lily pad.
Right. It's like, obviously, you make toys of villains, but this is saying we made the device for real. The device that breaks Bonnie's brain.
Yeah, the thing that the movie says is right.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What jokes and merchandise talk open the Toy Story 5 episode?
0:01–2:36
2
How does the crew debate whether Toy Story is the greatest five-film run?
2:36–13:51
3
How does Toy Story 5 handle technology and parenting concerns?
13:51–37:38
4
What are the Buzz/Lilypad plot setup and Samurai Woody Japanese lines?
37:38–1:14:48
5
How do the hosts react to Timothy Dalton being replaced and casting trivia about Toy Story 5?
1:14:48–1:17:16
6
How does Toy Story 5 portray Bonnie, parenting, and the LilyPad tech threat?
1:17:16–1:21:14
7
What new toys and characters (Smarty Pants, Atlas, Snappy) drive the movie's tech/social media plot?
1:21:14–1:25:41
8
How do the hosts evaluate Stanton’s direction, visuals, and overall place of Toy Story 5 in the franchise?
1:25:41–2:29:45