Never Trust A Traitor
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What happens when Brooke becomes the 'landlord of your lungs' and why does she love Mucinex?
Are we recording?
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely not.
I am buzzing. Never before. Izzy, how many episodes has this been? 210. This is the 210th. Never before in all of the 209 episodes we've recorded have I had more that I need to speak about.
Okay, that's awesome. In addition to that, I have a huge list too.
I feel stressed about that.
Don't worry about it, baby.
Baby.
Baby, come on now.
Baby, I feel really stressed today.
Don't feel stressed in my arms. Come on.
Come on, give it to me good. Hit me with what you got right now. Let's bullet fire it off. Come on, start right now.
I need you to pack it up real tight and I need you to tape it up real tight.
Do not tell me to pack it up tight.
I need you to pack it up real tight and I need you to send it out and through and up.
Oh, cool.
I have to tell you something.
What?
I want to give you advice. What? Learn from me.
I know I'm not looking for advice. Thank you though.
I need, this is advice I need you to heed.
What?
It's more of a warning I need you to heed.
Is it personal for me or can apply to everyone?
It could happen to you.
I'm not looking for personal advice right now. I appreciate you though.
Don't worry. I'm just, this is personal advice. Like this is something that can happen. When you wake up and you feel congested.
Oh, okay.
No matter how.
Connor, I woke up feeling really weirdly congested in one nostril.
Brooke, and this is why I want you to heed this.
And I had forgotten about it.
I want you to.
You brought that up. How weird?
My mom always says, you need to get on something right now to get the congestion out of your body. Because if it sits there and lives in you for a while, this is why Mucinex is so important, it will make itself at home. That's what the Mucinex monster was so comfortable living there. And he had two kids. And they were going off to school. They were full-blown active members of their community right in the chest. And then there's an infection that comes right behind them. So... You have to evict them. You have to be the landlord of your lungs. And you have to say, rent is going up. Find your way out. Up through my boobs and out my tubes.
Can I make a prediction?
Yeah.
You are not the landlord of your lungs right now.
I mean, you can hear it. You can hear it. I sound like Boobie the Clown, you know?
You have a, not a tenant, squatter.
I have a squatter, yeah. And they have squatter's rights. Yeah, you're right. You gotta abide by the law of the land. That's my bad. I should have done this a week ago. But I didn't. And this morning, empty stomach. I'm heading out to this thing this morning. I have two coffees. I take a Mucinex. Let me tell you.
Been there, my brother.
Let me tell you. If you want to be the weirdest person in the room, take a Mucinex on an empty stomach and have two coffees.
Oh, were you not pukey? I guess it's not a zinc base.
No, I'm serious when I say that I do think that there's a little bit of meth or something in Mucinex.
Okay. Yeah, I mean, there is in Sudafed.
Brooke, I was being such a freak, and it was weird to be aware that you're being a freak. You know? I was like, I would have a very normal interaction, but then I wouldn't stop there. And this was across the board. Like, it was like, I'm trying to think of one specific. I was talking with Reese Feldman this morning.
Love.
Like love of my life. You know, he's just such a special. Such a special man. Do you know the video of Zendaya? And she's sitting there with Tom Holland. She's like. And he laughs at first. And then she does it again.
Yeah.
He doesn't see. So she overdoes it. That's how I was being with. No, it's like I say something. It's funny. Oh, it's not. And then I keep going. And then this person, someone's not listening. And I'm like, I say it again. They're like, no, I heard you.
Yeah.
That's kind of where I'm at. So like right now I'm still experiencing it. I'm trying to get like as much nutrients in my body to offset the, the mucous as possible. But it's where my head's at.
Understood. Thank you for letting me know where your head is at. My head is in the space that there is an announcement coming out today in the form of a Call Her Daddy episode with Sarah J. Maas.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What happens when Brooke becomes the 'landlord of your lungs' and why does she love Mucinex?
0:07–11:46
2
How did Connor and Brooke react to big entertainment rumors and book announcements?
11:46–18:59
3
What is the 'creative third eye' and how do morning pages help unlock creativity?
18:59–26:58
4
What embarrassing coffee-shop mishaps led to ripped pants and chicken-salad chaos?
26:58–41:47
5
Why did Brooke have to decline a last-minute trip to Harry Styles and what were the roadblocks?
41:47–59:51