Never Trust A Traitor

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What happens when Brooke becomes the 'landlord of your lungs' and why does she love Mucinex?

Connor Wood 0:07
Are we recording?
Brooke Averick 0:09
Oh, absolutely.
Connor Wood 0:11
Absolutely not.
Brooke Averick 0:13
I am buzzing. Never before. Izzy, how many episodes has this been? 210. This is the 210th. Never before in all of the 209 episodes we've recorded have I had more that I need to speak about.
Connor Wood 0:31
Okay, that's awesome. In addition to that, I have a huge list too.
Brooke Averick 0:36
I feel stressed about that.
Connor Wood 0:38
Don't worry about it, baby.
Brooke Averick 0:40
Baby.
Connor Wood 0:41
Baby, come on now.
Brooke Averick 0:43
Baby, I feel really stressed today.
Connor Wood 0:45
Don't feel stressed in my arms. Come on.
Brooke Averick 0:47
Come on, give it to me good. Hit me with what you got right now. Let's bullet fire it off. Come on, start right now.
Connor Wood 0:53
I need you to pack it up real tight and I need you to tape it up real tight.
Brooke Averick 0:56
Do not tell me to pack it up tight.
Connor Wood 0:57
I need you to pack it up real tight and I need you to send it out and through and up.
Brooke Averick 1:00
Oh, cool.
Connor Wood 1:19
I have to tell you something.
Brooke Averick 1:20
What?
Connor Wood 1:21
I want to give you advice. What? Learn from me.
Brooke Averick 1:24
I know I'm not looking for advice. Thank you though.
Connor Wood 1:26
I need, this is advice I need you to heed.
Brooke Averick 1:29
What?
Connor Wood 1:30
It's more of a warning I need you to heed.
Brooke Averick 1:33
Is it personal for me or can apply to everyone?
Connor Wood 1:36
It could happen to you.
Brooke Averick 1:37
I'm not looking for personal advice right now. I appreciate you though.
Connor Wood 1:40
Don't worry. I'm just, this is personal advice. Like this is something that can happen. When you wake up and you feel congested.
Brooke Averick 1:49
Oh, okay.
Connor Wood 1:50
No matter how.
Brooke Averick 1:51
Connor, I woke up feeling really weirdly congested in one nostril.
Connor Wood 1:56
Brooke, and this is why I want you to heed this.
Brooke Averick 1:59
And I had forgotten about it.
Connor Wood 2:01
I want you to.
Brooke Averick 2:02
You brought that up. How weird?
Connor Wood 2:04
My mom always says, you need to get on something right now to get the congestion out of your body. Because if it sits there and lives in you for a while, this is why Mucinex is so important, it will make itself at home. That's what the Mucinex monster was so comfortable living there. And he had two kids. And they were going off to school. They were full-blown active members of their community right in the chest. And then there's an infection that comes right behind them. So... You have to evict them. You have to be the landlord of your lungs. And you have to say, rent is going up. Find your way out. Up through my boobs and out my tubes.
Brooke Averick 2:47
Can I make a prediction?
Connor Wood 2:48
Yeah.
Brooke Averick 2:49
You are not the landlord of your lungs right now.
Connor Wood 2:52
I mean, you can hear it. You can hear it. I sound like Boobie the Clown, you know?
Brooke Averick 2:57
You have a, not a tenant, squatter.
Connor Wood 3:00
I have a squatter, yeah. And they have squatter's rights. Yeah, you're right. You gotta abide by the law of the land. That's my bad. I should have done this a week ago. But I didn't. And this morning, empty stomach. I'm heading out to this thing this morning. I have two coffees. I take a Mucinex. Let me tell you.
Brooke Averick 3:17
Been there, my brother.
Connor Wood 3:19
Let me tell you. If you want to be the weirdest person in the room, take a Mucinex on an empty stomach and have two coffees.
Brooke Averick 3:28
Oh, were you not pukey? I guess it's not a zinc base.
Connor Wood 3:33
No, I'm serious when I say that I do think that there's a little bit of meth or something in Mucinex.
Brooke Averick 3:38
Okay. Yeah, I mean, there is in Sudafed.
Connor Wood 3:42
Brooke, I was being such a freak, and it was weird to be aware that you're being a freak. You know? I was like, I would have a very normal interaction, but then I wouldn't stop there. And this was across the board. Like, it was like, I'm trying to think of one specific. I was talking with Reese Feldman this morning.
Brooke Averick 4:06
Love.
Connor Wood 4:07
Like love of my life. You know, he's just such a special. Such a special man. Do you know the video of Zendaya? And she's sitting there with Tom Holland. She's like. And he laughs at first. And then she does it again.
Brooke Averick 4:19
Yeah.
Connor Wood 4:20
He doesn't see. So she overdoes it. That's how I was being with. No, it's like I say something. It's funny. Oh, it's not. And then I keep going. And then this person, someone's not listening. And I'm like, I say it again. They're like, no, I heard you.
Brooke Averick 4:32
Yeah.
Connor Wood 4:32
That's kind of where I'm at. So like right now I'm still experiencing it. I'm trying to get like as much nutrients in my body to offset the, the mucous as possible. But it's where my head's at.
Brooke Averick 4:41
Understood. Thank you for letting me know where your head is at. My head is in the space that there is an announcement coming out today in the form of a Call Her Daddy episode with Sarah J. Maas.

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