Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal
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Hey, we're slowly making Tuesday your favorite day of the week. One week at a time. Hey, you found the Second Date Update podcast. Thank you for being here. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. But today is always your awkward Tuesday phone call.
Yes, and you guys love it, I think. I know.
They do. I mean, the stats say yes, because it's always one of the most downloaded of the week. So that is awesome. Thank you so much for being here. It is unlike any we've ever done before, I will say that.
Yeah, it really is.
Different.
Different.
Different and possibly illegal. But we need to get to some listener comments first.
Okay, someone from Diego Vela 7079 who said, Hey, I've been listening to the show every day since I found the YouTube channel. I would love to get a shout out from Jose doing the Vito impression, please. It's my favorite. Greetings from Mexico. Hey, wait a minute. What's this guy's name? Tell me what his name is again. Diego Vela. Diego Vela. What are the stupid numbers behind his name? You got a bunch of stupid numbers. Tell me the stupid numbers. Oh, 7079. Hey, David Avila, 7079. My favorite is a 7080. Oh. I don't get you. Let's get you some pasta. Get back into the podcast. Oh, the pasta cast.
Oh, yeah. The pasta cast. And it's starting right now with your awkward Tuesday phone call. How far would you go to help out a friend?
Oh, well, I think it depends.
Would you steal for them?
Yeah, probably.
Would you lie for them? No.
I don't know yet.
Would you cheat with their significant other and capture it on a secret camera to go back and show them? I told you he is no good. All seven times that night. You did it out of a good place. Why did you keep sleeping with him? Wait, seven times? Yes, just to prove how bad he is. Well, one of our listeners says she has to do one of those things because she is in a tough spot. I hope it's not the husband one. Her friend has requested that she tell maybe the biggest lie of her entire life. And if she doesn't do it right, it could come back and ruin her friend's career. So you'll hear why she needs to do this with our help in your brand new Awkward Tuesday phone call right after this. It's an unfortunate fact that people lie all the time.
No, they don't. I see what you did there. That was a lie.
That wasn't true. So some lies are really bad, but some are kind of harmless. Yeah, some are necessary, to be honest. Yeah. Oh, yeah, depending on the situation. There's some necessary lies in life. Like, for example, where would this one rank? I'll say the statement. You tell me how bad it is. Okay. Brooke tells her family and friends she went to an accredited college. Keep the story going. I wouldn't change it if I was you either. You're in way too deep now.
I think she was just like a hillbilly in Montana for three years and just told everyone she was out of college.
Pretty much. I understand why she twists the truth a little bit. But even Brooke's web of deceit isn't as bad as the one our listener Lori finds herself caught in today. Oh, that's got to be really bad. Where's your degree from, Lori? Lori, welcome to the show.
Hi, thank you. Are you feeling bad? Yeah. I mean, my friend put me in a really awkward position.
Oh, your friend. Who lied in this situation? You or your friend?
My friend lied in this situation.
Oh, and then expected you to cover maybe? Why? What happened? Yeah.
So she put me down as a reference on her job resume without telling me.
Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, no. I mean, if she would have asked, what would you have said? I mean, you'd have to lie. That's one of those necessary lies. You'd have to say, okay.
But if I just got a random call right now and it was like, Brooke Fox is applying, I would cover for you. I totally would. You just got to roll with it.
Usually you just tell your friends if you put them as a reference.
Brooke, you would totally put Jose down on your resume, right?
Yeah. Yeah, like, ma'am, is he responsible? Yeah, totally.
Don't lie, Brooke. Don't lie. I would definitely use Jose as my reference.
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