FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Love Song for Three, V-Day 2nd Date Edition + Riffin Around Romance (2/13/26)
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What new idea is introduced for Valentine's Day in this episode?
Hey, welcome to the full show. And today's a little extra bonus because we added an extra segment. Yeah. Wow. So you're going to get an extra few minutes in here whether you like it or not.
How do Americans feel about Valentine's Day preparations this year?
Yeah, we got a riffing around Valentine's Day edition coming up. Jeff's song of the week, which is all about being the third wheel. And Jose was down in the masses of the super, wait, super what? Big game parade.
The victory parade. Caught myself, and it was incredible. You've got to hear the audio. It's all about to start, but first comments, Alexis. Yeah, AV said, I love y'all, and I make my niece listen with me. She's eight months old. Got to start them young. Is that when she's in trouble? I imagine she's just screaming the whole time.
All right, there it is. Your full show starts right now.
We've talked about this before, how Americans this year are more unprepared for Valentine's Day than ever before. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
It kind of crept up on us this year.
Yeah, and it's not just about planning where to go or what to wear or who to invite to be your third, but also what to eat. Because the types of food that you choose to ingest could make or break the romance that night.
Oh, that is a good point. Everyone is always like, Italian, so romantic. I'm like, whew, but it is.
Hey, baby, want to go to this chili cook-off?
It's so heavy.
Right, so I'm going to give you some options. I'll say them one at a time, and I just need from the room a yay, nay, or hey neighbor.
Okay. Okay.
Hey, neighbor's the best. Yay is the middle. Nay is the lowest. What is obvious? Duh. Why do you even have to explain that? I apologize. That was dumb of me. So we're going to start off slow with Pizza Hut's heart-shaped pizza. Yay, nay, or hey, neighbor?
Hey, neighbor.
Really?
I'm going to say if it's for kids, sure, but... Brooke, no. A romantic partner, no.
What food options are suggested for a romantic Valentine's dinner?
Pizza?
I think it's cute, but it's not romantic. Pizza?
Yeah, you wouldn't split a heart-shaped pizza with your husband?
He'd eat it all.
Okay.
There'd be nothing left for me. You'd steal your heart, you mean?
Off to a rough start with this, I guess. And then we've got from Applebee's $6 Mucho Smucho Sips menu, a $6 Tipsy Cupid, which is spiked lemonade with Smirnoff vodka, orange liqueur, strawberry, and something called gummy lips floating in the drink. Is that a yay, nay, or hey, neighbor? What do you think of the Mucho Smucho?
I was going to go yay, but then I heard about the gummy lips, so hey, neighbor.
There you go. Also, we've got Dairy Queen's Red Velvet Blizzard One Cup Two Straws. Yay, nay, or hey, neighbor?
Dude, you cannot eat those with straws, Jack.
It's just for the title, bro.
Just the faces that you make as you're both sucking super hard at the same time. As hard as you can. And finally, Waffle House. They're doing Valentine's heart-shaped waffles, but it's the only day of the year you actually need to make a reservation to get one. Yay, nay, or hey, neighbor?
Hey, neighbor! That was good, because then you can fight somebody after and defend her honor.
Oh, I like that.
Very sexy.
So now you've got some Valentine's food options for you. You can go split one of those with your special someone. Now on to the shot caller question of the day with our show's special someone. His name is Jake. Hi, everyone. It's nearly Cupid's birthday. And did you know 31% of people will be buying their Valentine's Day gifts at discount stores? Good for you.
Yeah, that's my dad.
Also, $9.4 billion will be spent this year on unwanted gifts. Well, that's why it's good that you got a discount on it. Because I pay full price for something nobody wants. And over a million people on Facebook will change their relationship status on Valentine's Day. Oh, wow. Making it official. Maybe my husband will finally admit he's married to me. At least say it's complicated between you two. Obviously, I know my numbers, but do you know yours? Today, we'll find out as we play a special Valentine's by the Numbers edition of... Plenty of 20. You'll say number one through 20. I'll quiz you on a Valentine's Day statistic.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What new idea is introduced for Valentine's Day in this episode?
0:00–0:10
2
How do Americans feel about Valentine's Day preparations this year?
0:10–1:59
3
What food options are suggested for a romantic Valentine's dinner?
1:59–9:24
4
What happened during the Shot Caller Question of the Day?
9:24–9:34
5
What embarrassing situation occurred during the restaurant date?
9:34–11:39
6
What unique Valentine's Day date stories are shared?
11:39–1:11:54
Speakers
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