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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Double Kiss Surprise

18 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the context of the listener's situation in the second date update?

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Over the last couple years, didn't we learn that the folding chair was invented by black people because of what happened in Alabama? This Black History Month, the podcast Selective Ignorance with Mandi B unpacks black history and culture with comedy, clarity, and conversations that shake the status quo.

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The Crown Act in New York was signed in July of 2019, and that is a bill that was passed to prohibit discrimination based on hairstyles associated with race. To hear this and more, listen to Selective Ignorance with Mandy B from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In the middle of the night, Saskia awoke in a haze.

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Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop. What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever. I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately, the mask came off. You're supposed to be safe. That's your home. That's your husband.

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56.912 - 63.012 Brooke

Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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1969, Malcolm and Martin are gone. America is in crisis. And at Morehouse College, the students make their move.

71.094 - 84.547 Gino

These students, including a young Samuel L. Jackson, locked up the members of the Board of Trustees, including Martin Luther King Sr. It's the true story of protest and rebellion in Black American history that you'll never forget.

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I'm Hans Charles. I'm Menelik Lumumba. Listen to The A Building on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Bowen Yang.

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And I'm Matt Rogers.

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During this season of the Two Guys, Five Rings podcast, in the lead up to the Milan Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic Games, we've been joined by some of our friends. Hi, Bowen! Hey, Elmo. Hey, Matt. Hey, Bowen. Hi, Cookie. Hi.

Chapter 2: How did Tricia and Gino's first date unfold?

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Two kisses are better than one. It sounds really romantic. Yeah. How's the conversation been after the date? Or has there been conversation? Mm-hmm. Um, yeah, like I've texted him like quite a few times and he does respond, but it's like spotty.

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515.765 - 524.481 Brooke

So like he'll respond like every three texts or something. So that kind of makes me feel like, oh, maybe I did something wrong.

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Are you texting from the same number every time? I mean, from the same three burner phones that she has. She likes to do the sneak attack thing, so I'm just wondering. Do you have any ideas?

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539.908 - 545.856 Brooke

I have no clue. Does he not like me kissing him? Is he afraid because of the bomb?

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I'm not sure what's going on. It's been a few weeks now, too. Sometimes a woman can seem a little bit too over-eager with things, too. Maybe I go off and forward. I don't know. I love an eager woman.

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sure you do but uh all right well we'll come back we'll call gino for you and we'll uh try not to like sneak attack him too much but we'll politely ask if he's willing to see you another time and try and get your second date update right after this okay okay okay hold on brooke and jeffrey in the morning second date update

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Out in the parking lot, she lurks, ducking between cars, reapplying her blueberry lip balm, watching, waiting for her moment to run up and strike. Her name is Trisha. She is the notorious Southside surprise smoocher. Why did that guy get sick? I thought her date liked it. Now, to be fair, it was her second kiss of the night with Gino, and she was just trying to be cute and flirty about it.

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I'm sure it was cute and flirty. We had to play the puke sound for her. The sneak kiss may have scared him away to the point where he's avoiding her now. I mean, if she was ducking behind cars. Or maybe he's just waiting for her to surprise him again. And she hasn't done it.

637.656 - 641.385 Brooke

I should really hope that it wasn't the second kiss. I mean, that's insane.

Chapter 3: What was the friendly bet made during the date?

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Would you love me?

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Trisha, you there?

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898.421 - 898.922 Brooke

I'm here.

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You know, you didn't mention any of those texts that you sent to him.

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904.067 - 906.85 Brooke

Well, I didn't think that they were really, like, that important.

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Oh. So hearing what he just said, have you changed your mind about that? It's not an issue. It's like I would like to know.

918.091 - 919.653 Brooke

I am a planner.

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I could understand you wanting to like plan out your week or your month. Thank you. Planning out your entire rest of your life. That's a lot to ask a guy after one date.

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No, we're not getting any younger.

Chapter 4: What unexpected incident occurred during the basketball game?

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And my deal is I'm not even going to bother wasting a minute if he's not going to tell me honestly what's going on with us. Or I'm not going to waste a minute if he's going to be like, no, I'm totally keeping my fantasy football.

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And then I lose him like every Friday night. No, I don't think so. It's actually Sundays, but it's every Sunday. He's not going to give up his stuff for you. Gino. We don't know that. Gino, are you willing to give up your stuff? Come on. I mean, like I said, this is one date. Like I have to go on a few more dates. Like you can't, you can't just corner someone like that.

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I don't think anybody's going to.

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966.52 - 969.363 Brooke

What? That could have been your answer to the first question I asked you.

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Hmm.

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What's the best case scenario? Okay, maybe, yeah, let's go out a few more times. Okay, maybe that wouldn't have led me to the next question. You're thinking that I'm so psycho or something.

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I don't think you're psycho.

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I did remember another thing you asked, which is, would your parents ever let us stay in their house so we can save for our future? That was like another one. You're moving in with their parents already? That's kind of a sweet little image of a family member. But she hasn't met my parents, and I haven't met her parents or anything.

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Well, yeah, because you're being selfish, and you're keeping them all to yourself. You should spread the wealth of this wonderful family that you have. Exactly.

Chapter 5: How did Tricia feel about the kiss at the end of the date?

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It's 1969.

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Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr. have both been assassinated, and Black America is at a breaking point. Rioting and protests broke out on an unprecedented scale. In Atlanta, Georgia, at Martin's alma mater, Morehouse College, the students had their own protest. It featured two prominent figures in Black history, Martin Luther King Sr. and a young student, Samuel L. Jackson.

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to be in what we really thought was a revolution. I mean, people were dying. 1968, the murder of Dr. King, which traumatized everyone. The FBI had a role in the murder of a Black Panther leader in Chicago. This story is about protest. It echoes in today's world far more than it should, and it will blow your mind.

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Listen to The A Building on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Brooke, I'm just going to ask. Okay. Where do you see this show going? Yeah. What's the best case scenario for us here? I feel like it's too soon to ask.

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Really?

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And that makes me feel kind of uncomfortable. I mean, we've only been together for over a decade. Yeah. And I'm not ready for this level of commitment. Well, I'm going to tell you, I'm scared.

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Are you?

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Because from what I just heard, I don't think we're heading to a very good place. Oh. What? They're going out again, Jeffrey. Exactly. Suddenly we have people on the phone communicating, listening to each other, taking a breath and respecting boundaries. Too healthy, too healthy. Gross. No. It's not very funny. I will say that. It's a cringe. We need to get this train back on track. Okay.

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So if your life is a wreck, that's who we need to have call in. Yeah, if you want to scream cry at someone for taking a crouton off of your salad without asking first, you're just the type of person we need. Email the show and help us right this sinking ship. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back.

Chapter 6: What communication issues arose after the date?

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What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever. I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately, the mask came off. You're supposed to be safe. That's your home. That's your husband.

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1401.14 - 1407.24 Brooke

Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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1969, Malcolm and Martin are gone. America is in crisis.

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And at Morehouse College, the students make their move.

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1415.322 - 1428.755 Gino

These students, including a young Samuel L. Jackson, locked up the members of the Board of Trustees, including Martin Luther King Sr. It's the true story of protest and rebellion in Black American history that you'll never forget.

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I'm Hans Charles. I'm Menelik Lumumba. Listen to The A Building on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Bowen Yang.

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And I'm Matt Rogers.

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During this season of the Two Guys, Five Rings podcast, in the lead up to the Milan Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic Games, we've been joined by some of our friends. Hi! Hey, Elmo. Hey, Matt. Hey, Bowen.

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Hi, Cookie. Hi. Now, the Winter Olympic Games are underway, and we are in Italy to give you experiences from our hearts to your ears. Listen to Two Guys, Five Rings on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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