Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classics: Sweet Sixteen Dates+ Be Excellent & Be Thirsty
31 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What food item should you avoid on a first date?
All right, hold on. I feel like in the first part, we definitely missed something.
What did we miss?
And by we, I mean Brooke. Why did I know that we were going there? Brooke was adamant that even though the guy is the one not calling Kelly back, and Kelly said herself, he's very good looking and must get a lot of attention on the dating apps, and Kelly's the one that had sandwich pieces all over her face. Brooke heard all of that and says, nope, the guy is a bad date planner.
I bet no women want to go out with No, no, I didn't say no women. I just said I don't think that he's as wanted as she thinks. I'm trying to hype her up, okay? She has something to offer on this table, and maybe he was too intimidated by how awesome she is. You know, the sandwich all over her face was too intimidating. Listen, I've gotten food on my face. It shouldn't stop anything. Okay.
It should, actually. Yes. Eat politely once on one of your dates. Try that. But look, the whole thing is Kelly really liked the guy that she met up with, Steve. They did a casual date in the park with Cuban sandwiches. They tossed a stick back and forth. It was a great time.
The stick was a little straight.
I mean, they weren't sure what else to do. It was short, though. And so now afterwards, she's hoping to get one more shot with him because he's been kind of ghosty. Yeah, yeah. Have you heard from him at all, Kelly?
I haven't, and now I'm nervous because I was really sloppy. Maybe I grossed him out. I don't know.
Sloppy like drunk or just the sloppiness of food all over you? The passion that you had going into that sandwich is what it is. Brooke, you're normalizing it. It was really good. Brooke is like understanding immediately. If you could do that to a sandwich, just imagine what else you could do. That is right, Jeffrey.
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Chapter 3: Why is a listener's date ignoring him after his heroism?
We are here to hype her up. It's a lot of love a sandwich. Yeah, it's disgusting. All right.
I love you, Brooke.
Chapter 4: What is the new dating trend being discussed?
That's not what he says, but here we go. Dial his number. We'll see what he has to say. Let's do it. Hello? Hey, we're looking for Steve. Speaking. Hey, Steve. I said we because you're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, Steve. How you doing, man?
uh wait you're from the radio and podcast podcast too yeah yeah we got a good podcast we are multifaceted here yeah we're in the future with our entertainment but uh we're focused on you right now because one of our listeners went on a date with you the other day and really had a good time wants to see you again but that hasn't quite happened yet and she's not sure why her name's kelly oh man
Okay. Oh, man. Okay. He meant, oh, man, yes. Yeah. That still doesn't sound good. The fact that you're not reaching out for another date is kind of hinting that you're not interested, but we're not sure if that's true or not. We want to know what you think about Kelly. Sure, yeah. She's very nice. Like, Kelly's cool. But, you know, I just don't think it's going to work out. Okay.
Chapter 5: How did Kelly's dating rap reflect her experiences?
Is there a reason? I mean, you went into it thinking that it could work out, right? Yeah, I mean, definitely. But, you know, like, We got some food, and then we went to the park, and... Yeah, she said that. It just started to get a little weird, but, like, you know, I don't, like, want to blow up her spot. Like, I don't even know you guys, so... See, we didn't hear anything, like, weird.
She said she had, like, some food or something on her face, but nothing stood out to be weird. But maybe that's weird to him, you know? Like, maybe it's weird to him to have a female have food all over their face. No, no, actually, I thought that was kind of cute. See? I told you, guys! Not a turn-off! Okay. What was the issue? You said it was weird.
Yeah, what's... Yeah, I'm like... So, you know, we were sitting on the bench, we're chilling, and there's, like, a playground, you know, that's in this park that we're in, and... Oh, yeah, she randomly mentioned that to us, too. Yeah.
Yeah, and she... So there's, like, a bunch of kids playing, and all of a sudden she points, and she's like, oh, my God, look, imagine if we had that many kids, and those were all our kids running around.
And there were, like... I don't know, like eight, 10 kids playing on the playground. Oh my God. So she was describing a nightmare, right? Like that's how she meant. Like imagine how chaotic our life would be. She sounded thrilled. Oh, thrilled. Okay, so that's a red flag to you? Well, that's a lot. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, like, I've known you for, like, 20 minutes, and now we're having eight kids together. Yeah. Okay, in her defense, I will say it sounds like maybe she was just trying to fill the void. Like, maybe there was, like, an odd, because she said, like, it kind of died at the end, your guys' date. Maybe she was just trying to, like, I say dumb things.
Could you understand that point of view, maybe, Steve? I mean, I guess I could, but she started getting, like, really into it. Oh. She was, like, naming them. Oh.
There was like this other one weird thing where she wasn't feeling one of the kids and she was like, he's not playing nice.
We would put him up for adoption. Okay, she's obviously kidding, guys. Well, that should be a positive for you because you don't want that many kids. Then he would only have seven. There you go. You're getting closer to your goal. She was a good mother. Just a mother. OK, but it sounds like it was all that conversation kind of scared you was too much for you. Joking or not.
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Chapter 6: What were Kelly's impressions of her 16 first dates?
It's because they were all like you, Steve, like emotionally and intellectually stunted.
Why are you upset? Why are you so mad? Yeah.
Because, my God, Brooke, you were totally right. Steve, you suck at planning a date.
I'm just trying to hype you up, not tear him down. Oh, no, look what happened.
Listen, if you even had, like, an ounce of a sense of humor, like, you would get that I was obviously joking. And for you to actually think that I was serious, like, oh, my God. Like, you must be a narcissist. That you would think I would meet you for 40 minutes and suddenly want to have your babies. All right. Well, all right.
Okay. I think we're going down a path we don't need to go down any farther. You weren't happy with Steve's response there, Steve? Are you there? No. Yeah, I'm still here, barely, but I'm still here. Would you like to respond to any of the allegations just hurled against you?
I thought you guys were all going to have a big laugh about how it was a miscommunication.
Steve, bottom line, you planned a boring date, and now I'm paying the price for it.
Okay. That, like, backfired on you? That's not. Steve, do you see your date as being boring?
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Chapter 7: What awkward moments occurred during Kelly's date with Steve?
I just was trying to make her feel better, Jeff. How many times do I have to tell you that? Don't. It's not worth it. Let other people feel sad sometimes. I've gone to a fast food burger place with a BOGO coupon on a first date and still gone out with a guy again. I don't care. Everybody lower your standards as low as Brooks are and your dating life couldn't possibly be bad. We're just saying.
We're just saying. We can try and help you with your date life. Email the show if you ever need help. We'll call that person who isn't calling you back. Ladies, I have a question.
Okay.
Why aren't there more of you getting locked up in magical towers and getting tied up to train tracks and getting slowly lowered into vats of boiling lava? Yeah, what the heck? Frankly, you're not giving men enough opportunities to step up and become heroes for you. My life's a lie. Alexis, why aren't you more helpless? I know. I'll take all my friends off and find my friends right now. Seriously.
You do need longer hair, by the way. Yeah. Like Alexis in a tower. Making us look bad. Oh, it's not her fault. It's her. One of our listeners had not one, but two opportunities to be a knight in shining armor right in front of his date, and he could not believe his luck. So why is she completely ignoring him after his impressive display of heroism?
Because she's already saved. She doesn't need him anymore. Yeah.
No. Well, put yourself into danger again, girl.
What are you waiting for? Okay, all right.
We're going to try to find out what happened in your second date update right after this.
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