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Chapter 1: What is the countdown for the top second dates of 2025?
The countdown continues for our top second dates of the year of 2025.
All right.
And the reception, lukewarm. Oh, that's better than usual. Yes, thank you, Jose. Glad you saw the positive in that. No, honestly, these are the favorites of the year, and we're already at number nine.
That's right. Awesome. And for your number nine second date update, can we just level the playing field here for a second and remind everybody we're all human. Of course. Despite what you may hear on this show. And we've all been betrayed by our bodies before.
Oh, yeah.
Just like last week when I walked into the break room right after Alexis was in there. Seriously. And had to bring in an industrial fan just to air that baby out. This is a lie. Oh, my God.
This is not true.
The condensation on the glass on the fridge.
Jeff, I like these intros better without you.
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Chapter 2: How did Carly meet Ethan and what was her initial impression?
Okay.
So this is all sounding great. Was there something, like you said, the collection thing? When did that come into play?
Well, he just randomly was like, I collect rubber ducks. Rubber ducks? That's random.
That's the item that he collects. Is he a Jeep owner? So he's one of those people who puts them on. Oh, that's a great idea. And rubber ducks are huge right now. There is every type of rubber duck ever. Really? Yeah.
How did you feel about it, Carly?
I was kind of like weirded out. I was like, what? And then he said he keeps them for emotional support.
Which makes it less weird?
I didn't know that you could do that.
Was that a joke?
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Chapter 3: What happened during Carly and Ethan's dinner date?
Okay, we're not trying to body shame anybody.
I'm just saying that some people have weird it. Don't call it weird. I'm not.
It's normal thumbs. Unique deal breakers. Maybe that's a good way to put it.
Well, and if it's that, then he's not the guy for you.
Carter, is it possible that he's not calling you back because you've got dragon thumbs? Anything's possible. It's Brooke's theory.
Are you holding the phone?
What does Dragothon look like? I know. It kind of looks like a big toe.
Yeah. Oh, gross. A long claw coming off the end. That's not gross. Okay, enough about the dragon body parts. Let's call this Ethan guy. We'll see if he picks up, and we will ask him all the questions to figure out why he's not going out with you one more time, Carly. We're going to get your second date update right after this.
Second date update. Oh, rubber ducky, you're the one. It took me a minute. Sorry.
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Chapter 4: What unique collection does Ethan have that surprised Carly?
I love when people ask that. It's just such a natural transition.
Yeah, so it's a segment where we help out listeners who've gone out on a date with somebody, but the second date hasn't materialized yet. We try and figure out why or if there's a reason. So we're doing that for one of our listeners that you went out with named Carly.
Ooh.
Yeah, Carly. I know Carly. What does this mean?
She mentioned you were a funny guy. It's coming across, dude.
No, I mean, honestly, from your response, it sounds like maybe you were planning on calling Carly back and going out with her again.
I mean, are you serious? Am I really on the air talking about this? Yeah.
It's a whole segment we have based around dating. It's pretty wild. Hoping you were just going to say, yeah.
He still doesn't trust us yet.
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Chapter 5: What embarrassing moment did Carly experience on her date?
Why? Yeah, what made you do that? Is it like a birthday coming up for her or something?
Well, to be honest, my ex used to wear it, and it kind of drove me crazy wild.
Whoa. Oh, God. Whoa.
You bought it because it's the same as your ex's perfume? Bro.
Wait a second. I'm on the phone. I'm on the phone. I heard that.
Yeah, that's Carly. That's on the other line listening to this. That's how this works. We usually call her in.
That is so weird.
He didn't know. Ethan, the same as your ex? Are you for real?
I didn't know you were on, Carly. I didn't know you were on.
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Chapter 6: Why is Carly worried about not receiving a call back?
Yeah, well, I am, and that's disturbing. Like, why? Like, okay, seriously, Brooke, Alexis, can you guys help me out on this?
I mean, it could be worse. He could have bought it because it's what his mom smells like. Oh, that does help.
That would have been much sweeter.
My mind did not even go there.
Okay. I think it's a good question. Why? Why do you want Carly to be wearing that same perfume?
Yeah, would it remind you of your ex?
I like the scent. I thought she would smell great with it on her.
Okay.
Okay.
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Chapter 7: How does Ethan feel about Carly's laugh and the snorting incident?
She doesn't own the scent. She doesn't own the perfume. Anyone can buy it. I love the scent. And I thought Carly would smell great with it on. That was a nice gesture.
Carly, are you hearing him? I'm trying. I'm really trying to be open about this. But like, I also, I feel like when you smell a smell, you associate it with whoever was wearing it.
Yeah, but maybe you're a more powerful woman and he'll start associating it with you instead of her. Don't the scents on your body have different effects, too?
Yeah, that's true. The pheromones.
Literally, it could have been anybody. If his mailman had been wearing the perfume, it would have driven him mad.
Can I say a fact here that, like, scent is the number one connection to memories? Like, I've learned that.
But listen, he was never going to tell her that it was the ex's scent.
Well, yeah. I thought I was just talking to you guys.
I mean, so technically we set him up for this. You know what I mean, Carly? Like, you got to give him a little bit of grace.
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