Busted (7/22/26)
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Sneaky husbands. Two-timing wives. Bad boyfriends. Even worse, girlfriends. They thought they could get away with it, but now they're about to get busted.
Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. What do they do, Brooke? Make love? Make whoopee? Yeah. Isn't that the old song? They fall in love. Oh, is that what it is? Oh, they fall in love. Yeah. I thought they were doing it. The real question is, do you really want to be taking romantic advice from a bunch of insects and parasites? Because that's how you end up on this segment, Busted, where listeners did exactly what the birds and the bees taught them until they caught their significant others doing it to somebody else. Just classic flea behavior. And we've got a few people on the line ready to share their story, starting with Michelle. Michelle, tell us how you busted your significant other. Hey, so we were remodeling the house and my boyfriend was repainting the walls while we were doing it.
We were actually staying at his parents for a few weeks at the time.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What recurring promo spots and show sign-offs are repeated throughout the episode?
0:00–7:44
2
What is the premise of the 'Busted' segment and who are the hosts introducing it?
7:44–8:01
3
How do the hosts set the tone with the birds-and-bees joke before listener calls?
8:01–9:52
4
How did Michelle discover a cheating hookup from a wet-paint butt print?
9:52–11:49