Win Brooke's Bucks (9/23/26)

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What is the opening promo for the 300th episode of “That’s Messed Up”?

Brooke 0:00
We've all heard the phrase all things in moderation, but that's clearly not us. That's why we're celebrating 300 episodes of That's Messed Up our Law and Order SVU podcast, where we cover the real crimes behind the stories and interview actors from the show. We're doing it big for the three hundredth episode. We've got icon, heartthrob, and SVU guest star John Stamos, and we're best friends now.
John Stamos 0:19
In waiting for Guffman, Chris
Brooke 0:21
Are you serious? It's like her favorite That's like my favorite movie of all time. I've seen it like a hundred and fifty times.
John Stamos 0:25
Me too.
Brooke 0:26
Oh my god. New episodes of That's Messed Up drop Tuesdays. Listen to that's messed up on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Unknown 0:36
Folks, there's important news, there's depressing news. And then there's the news we actually want to talk about. On our podcast, Bananas, we search far and wide for all the news stories that make you say, what? What? And then we tell you all about 'em. Doorbell prankster that tormented German resident apartments turns out to be a slug. Ding-dong. New episodes drop Tuesdays with more than 400 episodes to catch up. up on. Listen to bananas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. RUS! RUSS!
Jonas Brothers 1:14
Today we've got a true hero on the phone with us. A school bus driver named Alex. And why is he a hero? Cause he has to deal with obnoxious, screaming children on a daily basis driving to and from school, and not once has he purposely driven the bus into a ditch.
Unknown 1:33
So Alex, we salute you. How do you do it? I just focus on not hitting the telephone poles when I think about it. Okay, that's good. That's good. I had a bus driver when I was in middle school that got fired because he just stopped picking us up. Yeah, that would get fired.
Jonas Brothers 1:50
That makes your job a lot easier.
Brooke 1:51
I think there was maybe some controlled substances involved too. But
Jonas Brothers 1:55
Alex same.
Unknown 1:57
No, they ruined the fun on that. They random drug test us now. Oh man.
Brooke 2:02
There was like thirty kids in my bus stop too. It wasn't like it was like he forgot two of us.
Jonas Brothers 2:06
In his defense, in his hallucination, he was. A lot of ghost kids up on the side. I
Brooke 2:13
think they gave him like a three strikes and you're out though 'cause it happened multiple times. All three strikes in one week.
Jonas Brothers 2:19
Yeah. Alex, you're doing the Lord's work, but now you gotta play the game. Brooks leaving the studio and you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you could say pass, but you have to beat her outright if you want to win. Are you ready? I'm ready. Good luck. Your time starts now. George, Jane, Judy, Elroy, and Astro make up what television cartoon family? Which of these fruits will sink when put in water? Oranges or avocados? Oranges. In the long game croquet, how many total hoops are used to hit the ball through? Four, six, or ten? In the Disney movie, What's the name of Ariel's fish friend? Flounder. What Nintendo video game character got its name from a mistranslation from the name King Kong?
Jonas Brothers 3:06
Donkey Kong. There we go. Alex, well done. Brooke is rejoining us in the studio. And this is the first week of fall. But apparently Alex wants to skip right past that and go straight to winter. Because he's one of those weird people that likes the cold. Well, Christmas, right? That's why we like winter. Snowboarding. No, he says he actually goes outside and sits and watches rainstorms.

Who is the “true hero” guest and what does he do as a school bus driver?

Jonas Brothers 3:31
Yeah, I love it. I love it. You like actually like the cold button?
Unknown 3:34
Get getting wet out there, huh?
Jonas Brothers 3:36
Just just for our visual, are you clothed while watching the rain? No, I like to go fully nude. That's good. All right. You're a man that is definitely a friend of the show now. I was gonna say
Brooke 3:49
what?
Jonas Brothers 3:51
True hero. So thank you for joining us today. It is Brooke's turn. Brooke, are you ready? Yes. Your time starts now. George, Jane, Judy, Elroy, and Astro make up what television cartoon family? The Jetsons. That's not the Which of these fruits will sink when put in water? Oranges or avocados?
Unknown 4:09
Uh avocados.
Jonas Brothers 4:10
In the long game Croquet, how many total hoops are used to hit the ball through?

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