FULL SHOW: Funeral Excuse Confession, Don’t Propose Textual Healing + WORST Anthem Ever (8/6/26)
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Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
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Hey, this is Hayes Davenport. And Sean Clements. We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook. Every episode, we're trying to help our guests improve their careers by mainly focusing on how they can help us improve our careers.
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All right, you found it. The full show is here. Hopefully we're going to make you laugh in the next hour. Welcome to the Brooke and Jeffrey podcast. Hi, I'm Jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Oh, Jeff.
And I'm still receiving emails and messages about yesterday's shock collar intro.
Oh, no. Why?
Because apparently I helped out a lot of listeners when I boldly delivered the message, don't put a Q-tip in your ear. Oh. A message that had been around for 20 years. You want to just let that sink in again, guys? I know at least one of my co-hosts here was like, hey, Jeff, this is old information. Nobody wants to hear about this. We're wasting time. But I'm going to read a text that came in to 78592. I bet you are.
Oh, boy.
It says, dear Jeff. I bought a box of Q-tips the other day for me and my husband.
Wow.
But because of your enlightening piece of news with expert opinion and analysis, we've since thrown them out.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening segment and who are the hosts introducing the show?
0:00–9:47
2
How does the host describe the funeral‑day excuse confession and what happened at the airport?
9:47–17:27
3
What is the “Textual Healing” segment and how are listeners asked to stop a proposal?
17:27–25:40
4
How do the hosts craft a text to warn a boyfriend about a surprise proposal?
25:40–35:59
5
What is the TikTok Click Shock story about the thin IHOP pancakes?
35:59–43:57
6
What happened with the Target diaper box and how did listeners react?
43:57–50:50
7
What trivia questions are asked in the final game round and how are they scored?
50:50–1:01:23
8
How does the episode wrap up with scores, prizes, and a preview of the next show?
1:01:23–1:11:47