FULL SHOW: Popcorn Perfume Date, Missed Connections + Sports Fan Fail Loser Line (9/14/26)
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What is the new “Loser Line” segment and how does it start the show?
All right, let's do it. Brand new full show for you. And we got some fun on the way. We got, of course, your Loser Line. Always a classic on a Monday, but oh, it's new. It's not a classic. Not a classic on a Monday. Sorry. That's going
to get
confusing. I know. I know. When we say classics, that means it's a replay, but this is brand new. I promise. Yes. Yes. Yeah, and a brand new second date update that's really hysterical. But first, what do you got in the comments section, Alexis?
Yes, Lily said, it's taken me a while, but I have officially listened to every single second
date update,
phone tap, win Brooks Bucks, say yes to the ex, et cetera, et
cetera,
ever released, and now I'm going to be bored. Hey!
I thought you were going to say, now I need to be checked out. All right. Dude, that's amazing. Thank you so much. We appreciate every single one of our listeners, especially the ones that show up like that. That is incredible. So let's do it. Brand new full hour dedicated just to Lily. Oh, yeah. Starts right now.
We've been saying for a long time on this show.
Yep,
that's what we've been saying. That
was a microphone movie. Sorry,
Jeff, what do
we
say
all the time? We need some WD-40 up in this place. The
equipment here hasn't been tended to in 12 years. But no, we've been saying for a long time on this show, online dating has never been better.
Ah!
It's
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You know it's true because a new survey found only one in three Americans say they've been tricked into interacting with a fake dating profile or an AI bot.
One third of people have been tricked?
Yeah, not even
half.
And only 15% have lost money to a targeted online romance
scam. Aww. Listen,
if you went and bought Alexa something off her Amazon wish list, that's on you. That's your fault. It's your wish list. Don't
call me a scammer.
But for all the skeptics out there, there's a new website making news called Stud or Done.
What is that?
That helps you run thorough background checks on someone before you go out with them to make sure they're A, actually real, and B, not trying to scam you.
Why do I feel scammers are going to figure out how to manipulate this system? It will only be full
of...
This guy's
so great.
I gave him my
credit card number and social security
and everything went well. I used his stud finder. What do we
call it? All you have to do is provide this person's name or phone number along with a valid credit card that you're going to pay with. And it will search public record to find any past criminal history or bankruptcies. previous addresses, even past marriages. And based on that, it'll come back and tell you if this person is a stud or a dud.
I can find that for you for free.
But that's a lot of work that you would have to do for every single person. This does it instantly. That's why you need to use stud or dud to get it done the right way. Because love isn't about, like, do you have chemistry? Do they make you laugh? All that matters is, does their Instagram appear to be real? Yeah. And do they have less than three prior felonies? Because if so, jackpot, ladies.
It's good to start with trust issues so you don't have to deal with them later.
Thank you, Brooke. So it's official. Romance is back. Singles are thriving. And we're going to celebrate love by electrocuting each other right here during the shot caller question of the day. Jake, love us right.
Well, over 150 years ago, the world's first donut was created. No way.
And for
years, it kind of just sat
there,
remaining basically unchanged. Was it a plane? I mean, you could put some powdered sugar, frosting, even sprinkles on top. Now we're
talking.
But it wasn't until a few years later that a French chef working at a Boston hotel thought, I'm going to put some vanilla cream up in that bad boy. And history was made with the first ever Boston cream donut. Wow. By a
French chef. That's how
it was invented. To this day, it's one of the most popular signature donuts in the entire country. Some say that creation launched America's ongoing love affair with putting foods inside of other foods.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the new “Loser Line” segment and how does it start the show?
0:00–8:54
2
How does the “Stud or Done” background‑check service work and why is it relevant to online dating?
8:54–20:58
3
What is a turducken and how did the “food‑inside‑food” game explain its history?
20:58–32:49
4
Why does the show promote Vinted and how can listeners use it to sell clothes?
32:49–43:42
5
What happened in Lindsay’s “Second Date Update” and why did the popcorn scent become a problem?
43:42–52:17
6
What are the most memorable Missed Connections from Craigslist featured in this episode?
52:17–1:01:35
7
How did the rapid‑fire quiz with Randy work and what were the winning answers?
1:01:35–1:10:58
8
How does the episode wrap up the Loser Line and what’s the final takeaway for listeners?
1:10:58–1:15:00