Missed Connections (9/14/26)
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What is the premise of the Missed Connections podcast and how do the hosts introduce the show?
Hey cutie.
Missed
connections. That was me staring.
There's only two places to find true love in this world. One is inside the claw machine at the grocery store.
What the heck?
Apparently that's where the good stuff is.
Oh no, why would it be in the oh
probably because they haven't cleaned it for a while. The other is on the pages of Craigslist.org. We scour that website every week to find the best misconnections that they have to offer. Like this first one titled Hope I See You Around. And C is spelled S E A.
Oh, like an ocean.
Man for Woman 31 Aquarium.
Hey, there you go, buddy.
He says, Hi. I was the dark haired friendly tour guide named Bo, who was doing the Napoleon the Starfish demonstration. Awwwww where I went I went into great detail about his mating habits. Oh L O L
Okay. Why do I feel like he made really intense eye contact if you know what he's talking about?
You were the short, wavy-haired blonde school teacher who was sitting in the front row with a water resistant poncho
on.
You know, if I had to guess, that poncho had some nice curves under there.
Oh my gosh. Just to
guess though, you'll have to confirm in person.
A poncho has never been flattering on anybody.
I'm gonna show him. Yeah.
How does the first misconnection titled “Hope I See You Around” unfold and why is it so bizarre?
During the show, did you notice I attempted to flirt with you?
I'm sure she did.
I made Napoleon blow you kisses, then slap his own bottom like he was twerking.
Oh that is amazing. Oh my god, how did that not work? I don't know why aren't there more twerking starfish?
The kids always love that one. And when I put him in tiny starfish underwear, then made him walk the plank of the toy pirate ship, the crowd always goes nuts.
Dude, I wanna buy tickets to this show. That sounds amazing.
Why do I feel like the sea star is not alive? Yeah. He's just manipulating. I want
to know how a starfish wears underwear. How many holes are in that? He does say, unfortunately, I couldn't do it during your tour because I lost his undies.
Are they that
small? Very big animals. After the
show, I was planning on talking to you, but you were swarmed by a bunch of bratty students who wanted to eat their lunch early.
Oh, those kids. Hungry kids.
Yikes. Dot dot dot kids are the worst.
This guy's nailing it.
You probably do that job just for the summers off. I hear ya.
That's what every teacher says. Prime
season, I
bet. If you see this next time, it'll just be me, you, and Napoleon. Oh. A private tour.
Yeah, Napoleon with no underpants because he doesn't know where they are. I promise he'll be on the show. I promise he'll
be on his best behavior. As for me though, unlike Napoleon, I bite.
What?
Oh
signed Bo, parentheses, Napoleon's handler.
Is this considered a C sum? Yeah, leaving Bo around a group. Yeah, I don't think Bo should be at the aquarium.
Yeah.
Let's go to your next misconnection titled Soft, Sticky, and Sweet. That's how I like 'em. Woman for Man, 42, Cinnabon.
I was gonna say, that was like candy or something.
You were the nice looking fella in the flannel who came in around two PM As a longtime Cinnabon employee. I know you weren't a child peruser. Because normally those types come in around three thirty when the schools get out. So that's a relief.
There's that many of 'em just wandering around. Why are we
studying?
There are patterns. They're just like, well, it must be three o'clock hours.
She says, I got nervous when you walked up to the front register. You were so darling. I wasn't watching what I was doing and I accidentally dropped a cinnamon roll on the ground and yelled, Zamboni.
That's a good word to use.
What weird details do the hosts share about the star‑fish “Napoleon” tour and its twerking antics?
Zamboni?
You didn't laugh. Oh. Which tells me you either didn't get the joke or you were in the grieving process over your sweet treat. What's the joke? So it's like when you spill beer, you drink it up, you say Zamponi. And she spilled ice.
That's how you call
it Zamboni.
Cinnabon icing.
I thought it was just the machine that helped the ice make. It's
okay though. I doubled you up on the next one. Friends and lovers discount only.
Oh wow. What a policy.
I don't know, but I want to go
back to that Zamboni and lick up some of that now that I get it.
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Chapters
3 chapters
1
What is the premise of the Missed Connections podcast and how do the hosts introduce the show?
0:00–1:25
2
How does the first misconnection titled “Hope I See You Around” unfold and why is it so bizarre?
1:25–3:56
3
What weird details do the hosts share about the star‑fish “Napoleon” tour and its twerking antics?
3:56–7:29