Laser Stories (9/14/26)
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What is the opening premise of the Artists on Artists podcast?
Hi, this is Kylie Breakman, Angela Giartana, Jeremy Coley, Patrick McDonald. And we're the hosts of the Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists podcast. The improvised character comedy podcast where each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft. Join us for a panel of Eurovision participants. And we do a little Halloween sometimes. Does the Pope dress up? He he winks on Halloween. He gets right up next to the microphone. You can I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other. You never seen Italy so quiet as when De Pope gets up to wink on Halloween. Listen to Artis on Artis on Artis on Artist every Thursday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
In February of twenty twenty four, celebrated illustrator and children's book author Petra Mathers and her husband Michael mailed letters to dozens of friends and family members to let them know they had died by suicide.
Dear honeys, this is goodbye. By the time you get this letter, both Petra and I will be dead. Next stop, Wonderland.
Why did they do it? And what did it do to the people they left behind? Listen to Death of an Artist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
The new NFL season is here. And you should be listening to NFL Daily as we march along to Super Bowl 61. It is in the name, NFL Daily. You'll have fresh content in your feed every day, all season long. That game-winning drive, maybe it's Herbert, maybe it's Gino, maybe it's Mahomes, will have the highlights. If Fernando Mendoza or any of the rookies are balling out, we'll break down the tape. Join me, Greg Rosenthal, and an all-star cast of co-hosts. As we preview and recap every game listen to NFL Daily on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Hey, it's Bobby Bones. Join me and former NFL quarterback Matt Castle. Every Wednesday on our podcast, Lots to Say with me, Bobby Bones, and Matt Castle. You're in training camp and the rookie quarterback has one good throwing session in front of the media. Suddenly everybody online says he should start over you week one. How do you handle this?
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Why did illustrator Petra Mathers and her husband send suicide letters to friends?
Yeah.
Who will take home the golden stamp of glory?
Wow. Get your
bifocals on Wednesdays on Fox.
The last finale challenge is like, okay, who can s whoever can notarize the final contract last? That's right.
Only through laser stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other stamp champs just don't. This first laser story is out of Florida. 43-year-old man named Billy Thomas was inside a home goods store recently. And for some reason, when he got to the very back, he took off all of his clothes and began perusing the aisles.
I honestly think my mom gets that excited about home goods. Like that's what it does for her too. One woman
came around the corner looking for throw pillows and got a look, very good look at Billy, and then walked the other way.
Okay. A
few minutes later, officers showed up and told them to put his clothes back on. Yeah. And Billy's response, I'm sorry, I have to do this.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the opening premise of the Artists on Artists podcast?
0:00–3:12
2
Why did illustrator Petra Mathers and her husband send suicide letters to friends?
3:12–4:48
3
How is the new NFL season being promoted in this episode?
4:48–11:18
4
What happened when a man stripped naked in a Florida HomeGoods store?
11:18–13:43