Loser Line (9/14/26)
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What is the Loser Line concept and how does it work?
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How do the hosts introduce the first awkward voicemail after the bar pickup line?
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girl what's up with you wait a minute is this the right number it's
the loser line come
on just call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before it works like this let's say someone approaches you when you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you Hey, sweet thang, you like the Flintstones? Because we could yabba-dabba do it back at my
place. I
thought it was a
bedrock joke. Whatever you do, don't take your fist and go bam-bam on his fruity pebbles. Instead, tell him you want to take a ride to bedrock, and that's when you give him the number to the loser line, so hopefully he calls it and leaves an awkward voicemail we could play over the air. Voicemails like this one.
Next message. Hi, Bazell? Or, uh, wait, is it Bazell? I think it's Brazil. It's not bushel. Uh, is it a bushel? Oh yeah. This voicemail. I guess you can't answer that. Uh, sorry. Um, anyway, wait, we met at the bar Friday night and I was singing and afterward you came over and told me I was pretty good. Uh, and then you asked me how long I've been singing and I told you since my divorce and you laugh really hard at that. But, uh, Yeah, I wasn't joking. It's okay. I just went along with it.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the Loser Line concept and how does it work?
0:00–2:00
2
How do the hosts introduce the first awkward voicemail after the bar pickup line?
2:00–4:48
3
Why did Petra Mathers and her husband send suicide letters and what impact did it have?
4:48–7:54
4
What is the “Bazell” voicemail and why is it so confusing?
7:54–10:16
5
How does the “cheating officiant” story illustrate relationship betrayal?
10:16–13:03
6
What are the details of the Dodgers owners‑suite invitation and why is it exciting?
13:03–13:30