FULL SHOW: Mom Blocked Date, Alexis Viral Police Encounter + Jose’s Ruins Marriage (7/29/26)

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Nancy Glass 0:00
I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season 3 podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. It's a scorched earth war that shows just how far someone will go to get what they want.
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Cindy said I had to choose between the truth and my family, and I had to choose the truth.
Nancy Glass 0:21
Listen to Season 3 of Burden of Guilt on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
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The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
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We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
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And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
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Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Nancy Glass 1:05
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
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I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Brooke (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 1:17
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout out to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 1:47
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Brooke (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 1:57
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was?
Jake Brennan 2:00
If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better, or do less, so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika, and I'm out.
Unknown 2:08
Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jake Brennan 2:17
I'm Nick Turturro.
Nancy Glass 2:18
You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing with my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro.
Jake Brennan 2:43
It's called Happiness. Delivering Happiness.
Nancy Glass 2:45
And many, many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, and listen now.
Brooke (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 2:52
All right, we're doing it a full hour, and today you're going to find out why Alexis is now internet famous.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 2:57
Famous is a strong word, but I do have a lot of pressure on me now.
Brooke (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:00
Yeah, thanks to the police and alcohol. Yep. All right. It's true. Wait, and Brooke, you have the most exciting news of all time. Yes, I do.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:08
How are we forgetting that?
Brooke (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:09
So exciting. Don't go anywhere. It's going to be a really fun hour with a brand new second date thrown in there as well. Some laser stories. We've got you covered. But first, comments. Yeah, David said, Brooke, please get me a job in one of your overseas factories. David, we don't take applications because it's all done on the dark web. So find me there. Okay, your full hour starts right now.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:33
Good morning to our four listeners. The three imaginary ones and the one real one. I like it. The imaginary ones. What do the imaginary ones look like? Is it like a bot? But it's a bot that can listen? It's whatever you want, Brooke. If people can have imaginary friends, we can have imaginary listeners.

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