Laser Stories (9/25/26)
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What is the Laser Stories podcast and who are the hosts?
Lisa, tell them about our new show! We have a new podcast. It's called Don't Lie to Me. I'm Lexi Iwanu. We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart. And I'm Lisa Di Giulio,
the old one, which means we have wildly different references, occasionally different opinions, and at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.
Now in my 30s, being
The founder of New Shoes, good taste is my business. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcast, the true crime comedy podcast all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it. Each week I bring out an amazing guest.
Ooh, I scammed him. What? I could talk to you for an hour.
You're a generational yapper, like me. a job. And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube. Start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hi, this is Kylie Breakman, Angela Geritana,
Jeremy Colehane, Patrick McDonald.
And we're the hosts of the Artist on Artists on Artists on Artist Podcast.
The improvised character comedy podcast, where each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft. Join us
for a panel of Eurovision
participants.
And we do a little Halloween sometimes. Does the Pope dress up? He he winks on Halloween. It's right up next to the microphone. You can I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other. You never seen Italy so quiet as when DePope gets up to wink on Halloween. Listen to Artist on Artist on Artist on Artists every Thursday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This season on my podcast, here's the thing. I talk to actor Steven Root.
I'm a people watcher. You see that guy going down the street and go, Yeah, I can use that.
And open Igloo co-founder Alia Mohammed.
I love staying on top of what is going on in our city, what is on renters' minds, and taking all of that knowledge to build a platform that hopefully is gonna make New York City better in the long run.
Listen to Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
You're not incurable, you're not broken, you're having a normal human experience, and we have a solution for that.
And that solution is our podcast, free therapy. I'm Ben. And I'm Kevin. And every week we talk to leading therapists in the country about relationships, work, family dynamics, and all of life's heading. If you're trying to get rid of anxiety, you're actually fueling more anxiety. So listen to free therapy because therapy is expensive, but our podcast is free.
Listen
to free therapy with Ben and Kevin on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
I know it's next and noise.
It's the radio segment that's helping men reclaim their morning masculinity.
Really?
For breakfast, reach for a box of Kellogg's testosterose.
A
supercharged high protein cereal with oat clusters shaped like truck nuts. Can I still cut up little bananas and strawberries? Absolutely. I'd have to. Yeah, manly slices. Put some hair on your breakfast. Or your breakfast will put some hair on you with laser stories, the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other honey bunches of biceps just don't. This first laser story is out of Long Island, New York.
Oh bad.
Earlier this month, a woman named Danielle Timoni was celebrating her 47th birthday with friends.
All right, Danielle.
And walked outside into her backyard to get some air and immediately fell into a sinkhole.
What? How? Oh my god. That sounds like real.
It was a freak accident, and luckily the sinkhole wasn't as deep as we made it sound there.
Oh good. Oh good. I
was like, she's gone. That was a bottomless pit. Yeah.
It was a narrow eight foot deep one. Okay,
that's deep enough. That's still scary. So we're gonna check on her. It happened in
broad daylight. Oh still, it was pretty scary, and Danielle says she couldn't climb out.
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