Phone Tap: Colonoscopy Add-Ons
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you get your podcasts. Peace. It's almost time for your prank call. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And there's a guy who's going in for his first ever colonoscopy. Lucky son of a gun. I wish someone would knock me out and probe me, but this is all besides the case. Yeah. Because this dude's having some reservations about it. That's why Brooke's gonna call as the medical assistant and reassure him this isn't your father's colonoscopy. Yeah.
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Hello?
Hi, is this Matthew?
Uh the sis mask's calling?
I'm calling from North Digestive Health Center. I'm one of the medical assistants here.
Oh, oh, hi.
Hi. Hi. My name's Dorothy Dimodome.
Dorothy?
Yeah. I'm just confirming you have a colonoscopy scheduled with us tomorrow, right? Two forty five? Huh?
Yes, yeah, I do.
Great, great. So now that we've confirmed your appointment, I just have a list of add ons you may want to take advantage of.
Sorry, Adon?
Yeah, that's right. Just added service. Maybe you could think of it as a bonus feature.
W uh well I'm not sure what add ons mean when it comes to a colonoscopy.
There's so many options nowadays. Your first potential add on, this would be an extra thirty bucks, okay? That would be scent. We've got lavender, root beer, or creamy ranch.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–7:59
2
What is the colonoscopy appointment and why is the caller nervous?
7:59–8:34
3
How does the medical assistant confirm the colonoscopy schedule?
8:34–9:07
4
What "add‑ons" are offered for an extra fee?
9:07–9:40
5
How does the scent‑infused add‑on work and what options are available?
9:40–10:07
6
What is the "super glide" upgrade and how is it described?
10:07–10:32