Laser Stories (9/28/26)

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It's the radio segment that's helping parents get their children to school on time with
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the
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new carpool catapult. Instead of driving them 20 minutes each morning, just launch both of your kids from your front lawn directly into the school playground.
Meg Stalter 2:56
No pickup line anymore.

What is Laser Stories, and what weird news does the segment cover?

Meg Stalter 2:58
No,
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education's a journey, so why not make it ballistic with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other kitty cannons just
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don't.
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This first Laser Story is out of Arizona. 23-year-old Noah Ross was driving a company truck around town to make deliveries when he stopped off at a coffee place called Bikini Beans
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and took
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photos of the baristas.
Meg Stalter 3:26
Oh!

Why was an Arizona delivery driver fired after photographing Bikini Beans baristas?

Meg Stalter 3:26
It's already creepy you go, but taking the pictures? I mean, they're working. Well, if you didn't know,
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Bikini Beans is kind of like a caffeinated Hooters.
Meg Stalter 3:37
Well, it's a lot more scantily clad
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than
Meg Stalter 3:39
Hooters, Jeff.
Jonas Brothers 3:40
Oh, you've been?
Meg Stalter 3:41
Oh, yeah. I
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mean,
Meg Stalter 3:42
when you're in dire need of a coffee, I'll take anyone that can make a good coffee. Absolutely.
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Brooke just needs one more coffee to hit seven and get a free one on her
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rewards card. It's just... It's awkward when the windows go the full length of the girl's body. Can't we just do chest? I've never
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been to one.
Meg Stalter 4:01
I know it sounds silly,
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but I've literally never driven through
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one. Well, Noah thought it'd be fun to send the pictures that he took to his managers with the caption, look at what I'm doing on the
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clock. I don't know. I bet there's one manager that's like, yeah. He's like, where are you at? Be right there.
Jonas Brothers 4:19
Well, they weren't like that, Brooke.

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