FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Fast Food Parody, Midnight Shame Date + Dating Non-Negotiables (9/25/26)
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What new podcast are Jeff and Brooke promoting at the start of the show?
Lisa, tell them about our new show. We have a new podcast.
It's called Don't Lie to Me. I'm Lexi Iwanu. We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.
And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references, occasionally different opinions, and at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.
Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, good taste is my business. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple
Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You broke me. You do not deserve happiness.
I'm Andrea Gunning. On this season of Betrayal, Carl thought he was living a normal, drama-free life until the messages started.
Someone's not going to make it out of this alive.
Every piece of evidence pointed to the wrong guy.
He was not going to stop unless we stopped him.
Listen to Betrayal Season 6 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey everybody, it's me, W. Kamau Bell. This season on my podcast, Who's With Me, I speak with Bruce Lee's daughter, Brandon Lee's sister,
and my friend, Shannon Lee.
Back to your initial point of stewarding my father's legacy and giving my energy to that. You're lending your life to stewarding somebody else's life.
Listen to Who's
With Me with W. Kamau Bell on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Is there an epidemic against literature? More specifically, Black literature? I'm Jacquees Peace Thomas, and on this season of the Black Lit Podcast, we're outside asking why. They don't want a whole bunch of little Ella Bakers, Malcolm Xs, and Martin Luther Kings running around. And when you look at a lot of different cultures, they're like, you need to know where you came from. And considering this is Black Reading Month, the only real question is, what are you reading next? Listen to Black Lit from the Black Effect Podcast Network on our iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What would change if you stopped letting money stress run your life, sis? I'm Mandy Money, host of Brown Ambition, the podcast.
And right now I'm taking you through my six part money reboot series. This is your chance to hit reset, break the debt cycle, get honest about where your money's going, build a savings plan that actually sticks and start making financial choices that support the life you want, not just the bills you have. Because wealth building is not about being perfect. It's about having a plan, knowing your numbers, and making your next move with confidence with a community that cares like we do on Brown Ambition. Each episode gives you practical steps, real talk, and the motivation to stop putting your financial goals on hold. So if you've been saying, I'll get serious about money next month, this is your sign.
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Welcome to a brand new full hour to kick off your weekend. It's Brick and Jeffrey. Thank you so much for finding us. Jeff's got a very special song to a very niche group of people
out there,
but
I think
everyone can appreciate them.
You can play it for them today when you drive through where you're going, put it on your phone on speaker, and they'll be able to hear it.
There
you go.
Nice. We also got a girl who went viral
for listing her non-negotiables in dating. Mm-hmm. So I'm curious to hear in the comments if she went too far or not. I know people will have opinions about this one.
Maybe she's the perfect match for you. Yeah, totally. Yeah, you're
the one in a billion. Exactly. We'll get
to that, but first, comments. Yeah, Turtletum Teasy
said,
Found the full show a few years ago, and now my five-year-old son randomly shouts all the segment intros. His
favorite is
Winbrook's Bucks. It constantly asks if we can listen to the talking show when we're in the car. Aww. I asked which one and he just side eyes me and says, you know, the Broken Jeffrey show in the morning.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What new podcast are Jeff and Brooke promoting at the start of the show?
0:00–10:12
2
How does the ‘digital candy bar’ (Hunger.ai) parody modern AI trends?
10:12–20:31
3
What are the rules and highlights of the $100,000 Pyramid September edition game?
20:31–31:52
4
What non‑negotiable dating criteria did the Bay Area listener share and why did it spark controversy?
31:52–41:20
5
How did the prank call about a colonoscopy turn into a comedic sketch?
41:20–52:54
6
What fast‑food parody song did Jeff perform and why is it a tribute to drive‑thru workers?
52:54–1:04:09
7
What trivia questions were asked in the National Comic Book Day quiz and who won?
1:04:09–1:17:31
8
How does the episode wrap up with the giveaway and final thoughts on dating advice?
1:17:31–1:27:44