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Brooke and Jeffrey

Loser Line (5/4/26)

04 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 11.179 Brooke

Hey, girl. What's up with you? Wait a minute. Is this the right number? It's the loser line. Come on. Just call me back. If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this.

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Chapter 2: What is the Loser Line and how does it work?

11.56 - 24.222 Brooke

Let's say someone approaches you when you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Yo, you must be Tinderella, because I'm about to make that dress vanish at the stroke of 12, girl.

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24.723 - 27.747 Jeffrey

Okay, that didn't really have a punchline to it.

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Chapter 3: What are some examples of bad pick-up lines shared?

27.767 - 31.631 Unknown

It turns into rags. Like, watch the movie. What the heck?

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31.651 - 34.595 Brooke

Remember, these are bad pick-up lines. They're not good ones.

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34.655 - 35.516 Unknown

We're canceling you.

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36.577 - 45.208 Brooke

Personally. Whatever you do, don't try to pass him onto one of your ugly stepsisters. Instead, tell him that it's been a long time since you got a good bippity-bopping.

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45.998 - 47.22 Unknown

I do like that part.

47.32 - 56.253 Brooke

Why wait till midnight for it? And that's when you give him the number to the loser line. So hopefully he calls it and leaves an awkward voicemail we could play over the air. Voicemails like this one.

56.834 - 78.638 Jason

Next message. Hey, it's Jason from the bar last night. Remember, we met by the jukebox and your friend said I looked like a young Bernie Sanders, which now that I'm saying it, it feels less like a compliment and more of an insult. But I mean, you gave me your number. So like that's I mean, maybe you feel the burn, you know?

78.658 - 102 Jason

So I just wanted to say I had a really good time talking to you, especially that part where we both agreed your friend was a little intense. Kind of, you know, Wednesday Adam vibes. She was a little stiff on the dance floor, but she was able to change moods quickly when I told her I was buying your drinks, so... Like, I'm sorry. I'm trying not to diss on your friend. Like she's fine.

102.02 - 120.026 Jason

And she's your friend. Of course she's your friend, but she, she, she, she scared me. Okay. I'm just going to, all right. I'm just going to shut up before I say something else. Super dumb, but please get me back. I mean, text me. Maybe tell your friends that Bernie says hi.

Chapter 4: How do awkward voicemails contribute to the show's humor?

131.299 - 139.148 Brooke

Or is he like, you look like Benjamin Franklin on We Go V. Like a skinny hotbed friend.

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139.168 - 140.109 April

A skinny one. Yeah, a skinny one.

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140.309 - 140.99 Brooke

I don't know.

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Chapter 5: What happens in the voicemail from Jason at the bar?

141.25 - 141.55 Brooke

Next message.

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142.171 - 163.991 April

Hi, Cameron. This is April. So, you know that I like you, right? I'm just, I'm like a little confused why you're not reaching out. Like if you're trying to think of what a good date would be, or if you're trying to like plan something, maybe you're nervous about it. I'm pretty easy. Like literally just like a bar, a play, a restaurant, whatever.

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164.011 - 182.812 April

The only thing is whatever you do, do not take me to a baseball game. I just don't want it to be like in a situation where we're like at a game and you're just like watching a bunch of dudes like run around in tight pants and I'm just like scrolling on my phone. It's like, do I even need to be here for this?

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182.872 - 197.252 April

You know, like at least like a ballet, like it might be kind of boring, but like you can't accidentally do any of that stuff. You know, like I can run and catch a ball without any practice at all. Why are we paying for that? Like, I don't get it.

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198.042 - 200.968 Jeffrey

And you probably lost him.

200.988 - 206.499 Unknown

She can play baseball at an MLB level. And she's acting like she wouldn't watch the guys in tight pants. Yeah.

206.519 - 210.047 Brooke

I know. Pretty sure ballet involves guys in equally tight pants.

210.067 - 213.574 Unknown

Or tighter. That's a poor skill, apparently. Yeah. Yeah.

213.594 - 217.502 Brooke

She could accidentally become a great baseball player. Just slip into it.

Chapter 6: How does April express confusion about her date?

397.42 - 421.993 Unknown

yeah anyways i'm the owner of a three-digit dog down and it's all your fault how dare anyone give anyone associated with kevin the loser line yeah kevin deserves respect jeff he does and is she really complaining that she has to put medication in a dog's rear end is that where i thought it was the stump

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421.973 - 428.187 Brooke

It sounds like my dating life, and you don't see me complaining whatsoever. She should be thankful she gets to do that.

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428.328 - 430.713 Unknown

You must be dating an older demographic.

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430.733 - 445.146 Brooke

Yeah, we have a good time. But remember to hit up our YouTube, at Brooke and Jeffrey, where we post all of our content, our second dates, our phone taps, awkwards, and video of us right here in studio reacting live to our favorite Loser Line clips. We've got a phone tap coming up right after this.

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