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Brooke and Jeffrey

Loser Line (6/22/26)

22 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the purpose of the Loser Line?

0.031 - 20.615 Hoda Kotb

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Chapter 2: How do you effectively use the Loser Line in awkward situations?

20.635 - 29.785 Hoda Kotb

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33.038 - 43.835 Tara Mohr

There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black. It scared the hell out of me. People, wake up.

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44.335 - 55.392 Brit Prawat

I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Krivak and DePippo. Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse, appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum.

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I said, I'm not guilty. I'll take it to the grave.

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Chapter 3: What hilarious voicemails have been left on the Loser Line?

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83.238 - 85.821 Albert Breer

That is not the look of an innocent man.

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Chapter 4: What are some memorable pickup lines shared in this episode?

139.724 - 162.819 Theo Henderson

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162.839 - 169.071 Theo Henderson

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Hey, girl. What's up with you? Wait a minute. Is this the right number? It's the loser line.

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Chapter 5: How do participants react to the voicemails played on air?

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Come on. Just call me back. If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this. Let's say somebody approaches you when you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, is your name Chapstick? Because you're the bomb.

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Whatever you do don't scoff and tell him to mind his own Burt's beeswax Instead put your finger right up to his lips and tell him he's about to get chapped in all the right places That's when you give him the number to the loser line So hopefully he calls it and leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air voicemails like this one Hey Matt, this is Marty from the other day

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I was wondering if you were free this Saturday around 1 p.m. Because I'm organizing a pickup flag football team and it's co-ed. The thing is, we kind of need another guy on the team.

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Chapter 6: What are the common themes in the voicemails received?

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And I don't know if you have any athletic experience at all. You know, not to like assume anything about you. It's just like from your experience.

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physique and makeup it just doesn't you know seem like you've been somebody to catch a lot of balls or anything and that's okay you know i'm not i'm not judging you or anything i mean like honestly it doesn't even really matter all you have to do is just stand in front of the quarterback and just get in the way of other people i am reaching out to some other folks that if i can get another guy on the field you'll probably just be on the bench

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Just let me know, and I think you're a really good guy, Matt. Okay, thanks. That's the type of guy that every woman wants, the benched co-ed football player. I mean, just from the looks of you, you don't look like you've ever run before. No, but you could be a good distraction and get in the way of other actually athletic guys, hopefully. You seem great at standing.

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Chapter 7: How do the hosts engage with the audience during the episode?

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Yeah. Can you? In the way. Actually, I don't know. I'm going to call somebody else just in case. Yikes. Next message. Hey, it's Travis. We met in line at the food truck on Saturday. Remember we were arguing over if hot dogs technically a sandwich.

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Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts and reflections on the Loser Line experience?

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Anyway, I had a really good time talking with you. And hopefully this doesn't sound too weird, but I actually put together a quick follow-up survey just about our – interaction while it's still fresh in your mind. Pretty basic stuff. Things like, you know, how would you rate jokes about the mustard dispenser? And at what point did you first realize there might be chemistry?

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Was it before or after he asked you if you wanted extra napkins? Simple stuff like that. So could you text me back your email and I can send it over. Thanks. Next message. Fun. Wow. I feel so bad for whoever was in this line. You wouldn't take the survey? You would? Well, if you want improved dating service, then that's how it works. On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot does taking surveys make you?

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362.667 - 364.109 Brit Prawat

Zero, Jeff.

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That wasn't even on the scale. I like how Jeff actually waited for an answer to that. Yeah, I know. I thought it was good feedback. But speaking of fun surveys, I've been asking our digital producer to put more surveys up on our YouTube page. Really? Dude, surveys are fun. I like polls. He won't do it. Right now, it's just a bunch of second dates and phone taps and awkward calls.

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Stuff nobody really likes. Oh, man. But they stick around because at the end you can rate the videos out of five stars. I always say more forms the better. Yes, that's the exciting part. Find all the hot survey action after the videos at Brooke and Jeffrey. Now let's get back to the clips. Next message. Hey, it's me. Did you take my donut?

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I don't want to just come out and accuse you, but I don't know what else to think because you and me were talking at the bar last night and my purse was hanging right there on the little hook. But when I got into my Uber at the end of the night and I checked my purse, it wasn't there. I was waiting all day to eat that thing. It's my little snack, my little treat for myself.

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And since I didn't have it, I ended up being a total bitch to the Uber driver. I was hangry the rest of the night, cursed him out. So... Let me just make this very clear to you. Don't ever steal a woman's purse donut, you a**hole. I mean, easily could be broke. That is absolutely true. I mean, the way she said it, it was like, all women keep purse pastries and don't touch them. Is that true?

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Every woman keeps pastries? Dude, she's genius. She is the most well-planned out person I've ever met. She knew she was going to be drinking. She knew at the end of the night of drinking, a donut would be delicious. Would a donut shop be open? No, Jeff. So you know what? She came with her own donut. Nothing's more refreshing than a donut that's been sitting in your purse for the entire day.

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It's a good idea now Brooke can switch from the nachos she has in her purse. It's easy to keep the cheese warm, though. Next message. Hey, Ashley. This is Dick. Listen, I just wanted to call to say hi, of course. And also, I was telling my mom about it, and she had all sorts of questions, and I thought maybe I could ask you. So I guess the first one was, do you like cats?

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