Masked Speaker: Undercover Mom
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Don't know me.
A confession I can't take back. I am... The Masked Speed. We got a text, 78592, that says, I'm a reformed ex-burglar. And I'll say, everyone splashes out on defenses for their front door. Deadbolts, chains, cameras, etc. But any professional burglar would never use that front door. Hardly anyone gives their back doors the same security and attention, FYI. There's the welcome mat. Yeah, in the ring. You got to wave high to the ring camera. I don't think that's meant for the burglar. Oh, that's it. You know what? It's not the first man to come on this show and say they prefer the back door, too. The thing is, we don't judge what door you use, whose house you burgle. No, not at all. We're just here to be a quiet soundboard for your secrets on the mass speakers.
I mean, you could be a side door person. That'd be cool.
Why not?
We have a listener ready to come clean today. He's chosen to go by the name Jonathan. So, Jonathan, welcome to the back door of our show. Easy with that. Easy with that. Yeah, easy with that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You can come around front if you want.
The voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker, Jonathan. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
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