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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Honeymoon Therapy

12 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What unexpected activities are planned for the honeymoon?

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Chapter 2: How does the mother-in-law get involved in the prank?

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Chapter 3: What is the significance of the couples honesty therapy session?

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127.049 - 131.897 Kier Gaines

Hey, what's good, y'all? You're listening to Learn the Hard Way with your favorite therapist and host, Keir Gaines.

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Chapter 4: How does the bride react to the prank call?

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This space is about Black men's experiences, having honest conversations that it's really not safe to have anywhere, but you're having them with a licensed professional who knows what he's doing. How many men...

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carry a suit of armor it signals to the world that you not to be played with and just because you have the capability that does not mean that you need to listen to learn the hard way on the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast it's time for your prank call it's brooke and jeffrey in the morning and today we reach out to a woman who's about to tie the knot oh

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165.457 - 184.639 Brooke

She's been planning her wedding for months, so of course it's been pretty stressful. And the one thing she's looking forward to is her honeymoon. That's right. Oh, I bet. You know, a lot of the times with these, we'll get requests from the groom saying, go ahead, mess with my bride. But not this one. This time, the mother-in-law wanted to get in on the action.

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Chapter 5: What humorous misunderstandings arise during the call?

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Oh, wow. She's going to find that out at the end in your phone tap right now.

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Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi, I'm calling from Sandals Resort, Bahamas. My name is Carpy. Carpy Diem. Am I speaking with Sabrina? Yes, this is Sabrina. Hey.

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Chapter 6: What are the bride's concerns about the prank?

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Oh, hi. We are so excited to have you next week. Yeah, I'm excited to be there as well. Why do I owe this call? Well, I just wanted to let you know I did get a chance to speak with your husband yesterday. Or, wait, the day before. I don't even remember what day it is. I'm living in the Bahamas. Okay. I just looked at my watch.

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Chapter 7: How does the prank unfold towards the end?

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It's island time. Okay. Anyway, he had inquired online about our couples honesty therapy session. He did what? Well, since you're newlyweds, he said he was hoping this could be a step in the right direction to begin your marriage. That's kind of a strange thing to do while we're on our freaking honeymoon. I got to tell you, it's not. We have couples do it all the time.

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So I just need to get down a few of your responses because he's already completed his private intake interview. Wait, you said a what a intake interview.

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Chapter 8: What is the bride's final reaction to the prank reveal?

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Are you serious? Did he really do this? Yes, he did. And I am so sorry. I don't have a lot of time. So I just need your responses to this. Okay. First point, he listed your laugh as a quote, current relationship obstacle. Did you not hear me? Did the phone cut up? Happens sometimes here. Well, I don't want you to get upset.

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You need to understand I gave him many different options and he just put your laugh as the highest concern. Okay, now I'm starting to see why he requested the honesty session. You are feisty. Are you done here? Like, you've got to be kidding me. This is some bullshit. This won't take very long. No, I don't want to hear none of that shit. I don't want to hear no nothing else.

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I'm done with you.

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Nope, I'm still going to go. See, next point, he says your driving style makes him feel spiritually unsafe. What the f***? My driving style makes him feel unsafe? Just spiritually. Like, maybe he could see God at any moment. That doesn't even make any sense. He's the one that's always driving. I am the passenger princess. So make this make sense to me. Oh, I see.

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I had no idea you were suffering from PPS. Yeah. And what is that? Just like you said, passenger princess syndrome. You expect everything, but don't give anything. You know what? Oh. This is supposed to be a honeymoon that's relaxing, and I'm just enjoying the weather, the breeze. Oh, I hear you. And you know what? We're just going to add one more thing to that list of wants for you. Oh, my God.

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Because we have added, free of charge, the family confrontation circle. Family confrontation? That's where family members can attend via Zoom and air their grievances as well. Absolutely the f*** not. No. Nope. You're saying no. And I hear that. But do you know who said yes? Your husband's mother. What? She has requested a full hour of confrontation time.

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That's got to be the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life. Absolutely not. Just you and your mother-in-law going at it for a full hour via Zoom while you're sitting poolside with a Mai Tai in your hand. That's got to be the craziest thing I've heard in my life. Do you know what's even crazier?

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Is that it was actually your future mother-in-law who set you up for this prank phone call on the radio. Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. She is fucking hilarious. She's stressful as hell. Oh, my God. Take a deep breath. This is Brooke for the radio show, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh, my God.

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I was ready to tear up house and home between my hubby and his mother. Everything was about to go haywire. She just wants you to know she hopes you have the most relaxing honeymoon ever. Oh, after this, I'm going to have to. But she did request that family confrontation Zoom call, so you may want to talk to her about that. Yeah, all right. Well, let's go at it. We could turn that one into two.

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