Phone Tap: Rolando's Hot Yoga Mama

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Brooke and Jeffrey 10 min 9 speakers 3 chapters transcribed 3 months ago
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Jose Balano 2:44
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and in today's phone tap, a woman reached out to us and said she would love to prank her 26-year-old daughter. Ooh, this is fun. This is like Alexis getting pranked by her mom. Yeah, totally. And the reason why is because they had a brief conversation the other day where mom casually mentioned she's now dating a guy from her yoga class.
Teddi Mellencamp 3:04
Oh, no. Oh!
Jose Balano 3:05
And I think it's time for her daughter to meet this new flame. His name is Rolando.
Javier Chicharito Hernandez 3:11
Oh, my God.
Jose Balano 3:12
And boy, is he passionate about her mom. Oh, yeah. In your phone tap right after this.
Brit Prawat 3:18
Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
Jose Balano 3:23
Hello? Jace, hello. Is this Loren? Um, what? Yes, this is Loren. Hola. Hola. I am your soon-to-be stepfather, Rolando. What? Do you have the right number? I don't understand. Chase, your mother is Sarah? Yes, my mom's name is Sarah. She asked me to call you. My mom asked you to call me. To do what? For why? I do not know if she told you, but we met in yoga class. Okay, yeah. I love the yoga. What's the point? I was bending down during the cat-cow pose and I locked eyes with a beautiful flaming flower known as your mother. Um, what? She was the frisky cat, and I was the lustful cow.
Teddi Mellencamp 4:25
Ew!
Jose Balano 4:25
Screaming, no, not ooh, moo. That's the mom you're talking about, and I honestly, congratulations for you, but I do not need to know any of this. Oh, no, please. I mean, no disrespect. I have much respect for your mother. You respect her so much that you're going to call her daughter? And tell me how you locked eyes with her during cat pose? I did not expect this reaction from you. Maybe this is not the right time to tell you, but I would like to ask your permission if it's okay that your mother bears me a son.

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