Phone Tap: The Name Shame

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Brooke and Jeffrey 11 min 10 speakers 3 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:00
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 0:01
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
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Carrie Brownstein 0:06
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And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 0:30
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Kyle MacLachlan 0:35
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Carrie Brownstein 0:37
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Brooke (host) 0:47
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout-outs to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jake Brennan 1:17
I'm Jake Brennan, and on my podcast, Disgraceland, I tell the stories behind music's biggest names, the moments that changed music history forever. Sonic Youth was cool, but was the band cooler than the couple on the cover of their album, Goo? Cool enough to escape the glare of the international paparazzi? Cool enough to escape murder? Disgraceland is part of the Exactly Right Network. Listen to new episodes every Tuesday, bonus episodes Thursday, and rewinds on Sunday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Nick Turturro 1:52
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Chelsea Handler 2:27
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Sam Jay 2:36
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jonas Brothers 2:57
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and if you know anything about my co-host, Brooke, she loves to talk. She is very opinionated. Oh, yeah. And it is not hard to set her off if you say the right thing, or the wrong thing, or just anything.
Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 3:15
Or don't say anything. Oh, yeah, that's the worst. I think I'm a joy.
Jonas Brothers 3:20
But today, the tables were actually turned when Brooke attempted to prank a mom whose kid is named Collins Wayne. What? That's his first and last name. We're allowed to say it. They gave us permission. Okay. And Brooke pretended to be his substitute teacher.
Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 3:36
Yeah, I just thought I was going to do a silly joke. Yeah.
Jonas Brothers 3:40
She found out she got a lot more than she bargained for when it came to commenting on this boy's name to his mother. You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now.
Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 3:50
Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello. Hi, I'm looking for Dana. Hi, yeah, this is Dana. I'm after calling. Uh-huh.

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