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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Oh, it's Monday and we are feeling it here.
But yeah, capital M and O. Yeah.
But we're going to get through it together with a brand new episode for your second date podcast. You have found the official Brooke and Jeffrey podcast. Thank you so much for subscribing. Before we get to it. Comments, Alexis.
Yes, someone left a little story on their meet cute with their now husband, I guess. Oh, that's fun. HKS24CM.
I don't know.
It's a good username. Yeah. I have known my husband since we were neighbors at 14. I never thought he was attractive until we were 36. Whoa. And I saw him with my kids, and I saw his heart, and I fell madly in love with him. Now I think he's the sexiest man alive, and after 10 years of marriage, he still gives me butterflies.
Oh, sweet. See, Brooke, you're a weird neighbor. You guys still have a chance to get along. And it says, Jose, you are a cutie after all. Oh, sorry. Well, now we know their gauge on hot people. Never mind.
Can you imagine? I hope you don't tell your husband that. I never thought you were hot until you were 36 years old.
But then I saw you pick up one of the kids after they fell down. I was like, wait a minute.
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Chapter 2: What unique request did the woman make on her date?
You are kidding. Okay, I was like, that's a crazy response.
I'm not sure I understand, but clearly there is some chemistry happening on the apps.
It worked.
Yeah, yeah.
It wasn't perfunctory stuff. We didn't just talk about my family, my hobbies, my job. You know, it was, we talked about the stock market. You know, we're both into trading. Okay. That's all good stuff.
Alexis just fell asleep.
Okay, so. Did you flirt at all? Yeah. That was supposed army of. automaton that should be dominating the world stage within a few years. Right.
Yeah, totally.
Corey, I've turned on as I've been in the past.
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Chapter 3: How did Corey describe his intellectual attraction to Janae?
What did they high five over?
That she bragged that she knew how to use a semicolon properly.
Oh, I didn't hear it. It wasn't a joke. She really did, and that is the bane of my existence. Some people don't even use it, much less know how to use it.
To help you and to defend you, I remember one time years ago, I used a semicolon on Tinder, and a girl literally said, is it weird that the semicolon made you more attractive?
Or does it just make you look old?
Or that.
Because those Gen Zers, they're not using any punctuation.
Don't even capitalize.
Don't even capitalize.
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Chapter 4: What were the highlights of Corey and Janae's date?
And that's totally fine. But we're a show and we do this thing called the second date update.
You just need to explain. You don't need to pause for recognition.
Yeah, we're just going to cut right to it. So listen, we try to help out listeners who have gone out on a date with somebody and afterwards they're not getting a call back. So we heard that not too long ago you went out with a guy named Corey. Wow.
That's it. Wow as in wow. I don't know. I mean, it'd probably be really hard to forget Corey, I would guess.
He made quite an impression on us.
Yeah, I just, I mean, well, did he tell you how it went?
He told us so much.
We got the gist that he very much enjoyed being in your company.
And was incredibly impressed with who you are as a human.
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Chapter 5: What humorous twist did Corey share about their date's end?
I mean, having the intelligence to buy it 20 years ago is one thing, but let me tell you, it's crazy to depend on such an unstable market. True.
Bitcoin, as of this morning, trades at $66,000 a coin. I started buying them when they were less than 20 a coin.
Okay, we're not going to argue for Bitcoin. Like, that is not one I am bored. It's obviously not interested in you because of your money, Corey. That was the whole point. Like, there was, like, something deeper there, and you're missing that with her, right?
Yeah, I mean, and when it comes to fake money, I've got a few different versions of Monopoly at home. You know, you can add up all those bills.
Well, then I must be a magician because I can pull this trick where I put sell and then withdraw funds and real money appears in my account. Okay. Whoa, do you like magicians? Do they turn you on?
Because I guess I am one. We do not need to bring magicians into this, okay? My grandfather was a magician. That's a respectable man. That's right. Yeah. Yeah.
Listen, I'm just going to call it like I see it, and your defensiveness is a clear indicator of your insecurity.
Oh. Boy, that wound's coming from someone who reads crystals for a living. A grown-up who genuinely believes she can predict the future.
Wait.
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Chapter 6: Why is Corey concerned about not hearing back from Janae?
No, I don't think so, guys.
Alright.
Janae's lay lines and mine don't quite correspond. Okay.
Are you guys hippies or are you smart? I can't tell. You can be both. All right. All right.
Well, Corey, you've rescinded your invitation to Janae. So, Janae, I'm sorry. You lost your chance with Corey.
That's perfectly fine. I was not interested anymore.
You know what? This is one time I'm glad you guys aren't going out again.
Yeah.
I am curious, though. Janae, do you have any AI predictions about what's going to happen in the radio industry? Because we could really use that information.
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