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Brooke and Jeffrey

Second Date Update: Capes At Costco

03 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What strange dealbreaker did Kai have for Amy?

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All right, we got a new second date episode for you today. It's Brooke and Jeffrey. This is the official podcast. And, um... Oh, yeah, tell them, Brooke. Uh-oh, what's wrong, Brooke? We need to apologize. We do, for yesterday's awkward audio. Oh, yeah! So, listen, there was a little switch on one of the mics. We are not engineers, okay? It was flipped on. We didn't realize.

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We thought it sounded okay in our headphones. It's a long story about how the board works. You don't need to know that. But first, we have some comments. What do we blame? Can we blame a random person? Let's blame Ashton. Oh, Ashton, okay. Yeah, your guys' comments were really funny about it, though. We got, sounds like everyone in the studio is in an empty closet. Are y'all in a wind tunnel?

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Did they cut the budget and force y'all to make this episode in a closet? I'll stream more. This sounds like you're in the shower recording the show, by the way. Jeff, don't let the soap fall down. Yeah, and then a few more saying, I think you're all in the bathroom together. I bet Jeff's happy about that. Yeah, well, if you missed yesterday's Awkward Tuesday, go back and listen.

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The second part, we fixed it. Yes, it's just part one. Oh, okay. Yeah. We've never claimed to be perfect. No. Yeah. Sorry about that. I believe this is somewhat error-free, this new episode.

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74.819 - 84.112 Brooke

So enjoy the second date update. Listen for the flaws. Yeah. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

84.132 - 88.257 Jeffrey

If you're single, where is the number one hot place to meet people?

88.598 - 88.678 Brooke

Hmm.

89.165 - 95.155 Jeffrey

I mean, sure, you can meet someone doing the pretzel at a Pilates class or eating a pretzel at a baseball game.

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I actually eat the pretzels at the Pilates class.

Chapter 2: What happened during Amy's first encounter at the Costco food court?

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He's wearing a cape? Now I'm hoping it is a guy.

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How old is this guy? Are we talking early 20s or are we talking literally teens?

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193.819 - 195.461 Amy

Yeah, very early 20s.

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Okay.

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196.582 - 199.346 Jeffrey

All right. So the cape is obviously a turn on. Keep going.

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Why the cape? Ask why. He's the Costco Crusader.

204.291 - 207.715 Amy

Duh. Yeah, I had to ask. Turns out he's a LARPer. Ah.

208.454 - 214.099 Jeffrey

Oh, that actually explains it. Live action role play. So he had a plastic sword with him.

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I mean, if listeners don't know, it's like where people dress up in medieval stuff and then they sword fight in parks.

Chapter 3: Why did Amy feel confused about her date with Kai?

293.225 - 308.385 Amy

And, like, 15, 20 minutes later, this guy in a business suit sits diagonal to me. Uh-huh. And then we start to talk. You know, it's just, like, normal small talk, Costco talk. Yeah. I told him about the LARPer guy. He thought that was funny.

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Uh-huh. He's like, I'm LARPing right now. This isn't my suit. Business cosplay. Business LARPing.

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316.155 - 324.767 Jeffrey

So now you're getting hit on, it sounds like a second time. By a completely different guy. By a different dude at the same Costco food corner. Are you getting a better vibe from this guy?

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325.809 - 341.867 Amy

Yes, definitely getting a better vibe. Like there was like this old lady kind of at the table next to us and she spills her Coke, her Diet Coke. And then he, like, got up right away and, like, got a bunch of napkins and, like, helped her clean it up. Oh, that's nice. I just remember that was, like, really nice, right?

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That is nice.

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I mean, he took his attention away from you to focus on a different woman, some might say, but, you know, it's okay. You'd be jealous.

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Yeah. A girl gets up from Jeff's date, excuse me, I'm over here.

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Yeah. I think she can handle it herself.

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So did you actually connect with this guy on a romantic level in the Costco food court?

Chapter 4: What was the significance of the cape in Amy's story?

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Does it just say businessman?

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Call me for business. Entrepreneur. I got a business card once from a guy that in his business it said he was a love smuggler. Oh. Yeah. His name was Zoltran. Oh, I thought you married him.

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401.581 - 404.669 Jeffrey

That's super weird.

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Shout out if you're watching.

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406.895 - 409.742 Jeffrey

This dude that you met in Costco sounds legit. Does he have a name?

410.127 - 411.349 Amy

Yeah, his name is Kai.

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Kai, okay.

412.912 - 413.213 Jeffrey

Kai, okay.

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That's a cool name. It is a cool name.

Chapter 5: How did the second guy Amy met differ from the first?

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No, sorry. Sorry.

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648.518 - 658.988 Jeffrey

We have the right guy because you are somebody who met a listener of ours out recently. And it kind of falls underneath the umbrella of the segment that we do called the Second Date Update.

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I mean, kind of. Loosely.

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660.94 - 663.588 Jeffrey

Yeah, because we know that there wasn't, like, an actual date that happened.

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Yeah.

665.273 - 674.241 Jeffrey

I haven't been on any dates recently. Right. But our listener, Amy, says that you two met at a Costco food court a little while back. Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, Amy, remember, you sat across from her, and she, like, had a pizza or something. You had a pizza, and then you picked up a grandma's drink.

684.782 - 687.124 Jeffrey

Brooke, why don't you let me handle the details? That was it.

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Sounds like he spilled a grandma's drink. Yeah, no. So he helped.

Chapter 6: What was Kai's reaction to the situation with Amy?

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I mean, what a man you'd be if you could look past it.

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1027.673 - 1033.258 Jeffrey

Yeah, because we would pay for it. No, I'm good. Thank you, though. Oh, wow. Wow. Okay.

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I'm sure Amy's distraught.

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1035.021 - 1040.633 Jeffrey

Amy, I'm sorry. You're not a high enough Costco member to be seen with that.

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1040.653 - 1042.456 Amy

Yeah, I guess not. I guess I'm not good enough.

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Maybe show him and join Sam's Club. Ooh, you can't even afford Sam's Club, girl.

1047.58 - 1049.526 Jeffrey

Honestly, this whole thing is so stupid.

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Yeah.

1050.629 - 1054.921 Jeffrey

Yeah. All right. Well, I guess it's back to the LARPer for you, Amy.

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