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Brooke and Jeffrey

Second Date Update Classics: I'm Onto You + Just A Little Short

11 Oct 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.503 - 15.682 Dr. Elizabeth Poynter

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15.702 - 21.49 Unknown

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21.83 - 29.7 Dr. Elizabeth Poynter

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30.895 - 49.304 Michael Lewis

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67.941 - 74.807 Stephen Curry

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75.327 - 86.361 Unknown

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86.682 - 96.154 Stephen Curry

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96.438 - 97.901 Dani Shapiro

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Chapter 2: What unconventional move did a woman make to attract a guy at a bar?

523.378 - 531.249 Stephen Curry

That's happened in my friend group before. Oh, really? She was some other girl, bro. Never mind. It could be that. Like a girl from the dating apps or something like that.

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531.269 - 531.489 Brooke

Yeah, yeah.

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531.509 - 532.611 Stephen Curry

Monty was just so bold.

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532.651 - 538.719 Brooke

I know. And that you don't follow it up. Like, if you're going to accuse, just tell me what I've been accused of.

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538.939 - 548.372 Unknown

Yeah, it's just so frustrating. Like, I've texted him a few times being like, hey, I don't even need to go out again. I just want to know, what are you upset about? And I don't get anything.

548.713 - 550.818 Brooke

Oh. Well, and you need to know for future dates.

550.838 - 550.939 Unknown

Yeah.

550.959 - 555.33 Brooke

Because what if other men say the same thing and you still don't know what the, you know.

555.37 - 557.697 Stephen Curry

Well, you're like notorious and you have no idea how.

Chapter 3: What text message caused confusion before the second date?

645.952 - 664.895 Stephen Curry

The whole thing is confusing, especially to Jillian, because there was no explanation for what he meant by I'm on to you. It's so accusatory. I mean, the thing is, is that although, Jeff, you're calling him a jerk, he thinks she's a jerk is what it sounds like. Yeah, but we don't know why. Exactly. I'm on to you. We'll raise an eyebrow to anybody.

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665.015 - 667.498 Stephen Curry

You can walk up to me and say that right now. I'd be like, what?

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667.518 - 669.501 Brooke

You feel guilty. Yeah. No matter what.

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669.521 - 670.642 Stephen Curry

What am I doing?

670.983 - 676.288 Brooke

My guess is that he's going to be coming in hot. I know. Like, a text like that, it's not going to be a good explanation.

676.369 - 682.935 Stephen Curry

I just thought, what if it's his tagline? What if he answers it like, I'm on to you, hello? You know, like, what if that's his thing? That's his go-to guy phrase.

682.955 - 684.396 Brooke

Oh, no, yeah.

684.416 - 693.985 Stephen Curry

You probably don't want to end up with him. Yeah, then we hang up. Yeah, probably not. Dial his number, see how he answers the phone, if he picks up, and hopefully get an explanation. Are you ready?

Chapter 4: How did Jillian feel about her first date with Zach?

714.253 - 714.794 Stephen Curry

Who's speaking?

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715.655 - 718.219 Brooke

Oh, interesting. Hey, Zach. Welcome to the show.

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721.703 - 749.2 Stephen Curry

What is this? Hello. Sorry. Sorry for that. She was so flirty with that question. This is their radio show where we're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. This is a segment called Second Date Update. Okay. You could help us because we have a listener who you met up with the other night. Her name is Jillian. You guys met at a bar. Oh, my God. Are you joking? No.

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749.77 - 752.054 Unknown

Yeah, she keeps texting me.

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752.074 - 775.659 Stephen Curry

Yes. Right. I can hear you're confused. Can I tell you what we know from what Jillian told us? Because she said you guys met at the bar the other night. You hit it off, ended up separating from your friend group to just hang out one on one and then arranged a second meetup. Had it all planned out until the day of she got this cryptic text from you saying, I'm on to you. Wow.

775.86 - 796.682 Stephen Curry

OK, so she told you a lot. Yeah, because I mean, honestly, she has no idea what you're referring to in that text message. Well, I can explain that. That would be great because she just does not understand what happened if she did something wrong. We're just trying to give her some clarity. We asked, are you in the middle of some awful dealings? And she's like, I am not in the midst of evil.

797.683 - 814.76 Stephen Curry

You know what I mean? So she has no idea what you're talking about. Okay, so the day of the next date, I went back to the bar that we had met at. And this bartender recognizes me. And he says, hey, are you hanging out with Jillian again anytime soon?

815.04 - 818.065 Brooke

Oh, they know her at the bar. Like she's a regular or something?

818.706 - 837.505 Stephen Curry

Okay. Well, that's what I was thinking. So I say... What's going on? How do you know her? And he says that she calls the bar like every night asking if there's any cute guys there. You can do that? Oh, really? His world just opened up. Are you serious?

Chapter 5: What unexpected message did Zach send that canceled the second date?

1120.177 - 1131.033 Stephen Curry

I haven't called the bar since I met you. It's been one full weekend. All right. I mean, I'm willing to try again. Okay. Really?

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1131.594 - 1133.677 Stephen Curry

That was so heartfelt, Zach. I really buy it.

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Chapter 6: What was the context behind Zach's message 'I'm on to you'?

1133.697 - 1142.495 Stephen Curry

I know. I wonder if this is like setting her up to get stood up now. Because, Zach, if you actually agree to meet up with her, we will pay for the date. Yeah, I'm in. Okay. Again, though.

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1142.515 - 1145.864 Brooke

It just feels like very, like you're brushing us off. He's saying yes.

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1145.884 - 1148.11 Stephen Curry

The guys in the room can feel something's weird.

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1148.25 - 1149.895 Brooke

I don't expect big reactions from men anymore.

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1151.619 - 1163.753 Stephen Curry

Zach, be honest. It doesn't sound like you're actually going to call her, are you? Yeah, probably not. Oh, come on. I mean, look, now they're both ghosting each other. Oh, they're perfect for each other. I think he ghosted twice.

1163.773 - 1165.236 Brooke

It's just him twice. Yeah, him twice.

1165.256 - 1166.318 Stephen Curry

Two ghosts make a right.

1166.799 - 1173.133 Brooke

It's not it. I think it is. Zach and Jill. That's how the fairy tale ends.

1174.48 - 1189.14 Stephen Curry

I swear, sometimes you can just tell when somebody isn't fully into it and they're just saying yes to go along with peer pressure. I wanted him to be into it. I know, but there was something in his voice that was like, yeah, yeah, sure. I mean, he was still the hottest guy in the bar.

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