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Brooke and Jeffrey

Second Date Update: Corpse Kiss

13 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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All right, it's Wednesday.

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Chapter 2: What is the premise of this Second Date Update episode?

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We have a brand new second date update for you. Yeah. And in case you missed it yesterday, we talked about how we had a live Awkward Tuesday up on our YouTube. Uh-huh. At Rick and Jeffrey. And just some comments from it I wanted to read. Dirty Harry Sicilian. Hey. Said, it's strange how your appearance exactly matches what I expected. Super strange. Almost too strange.

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23.194 - 23.814 Alexis

Wait a minute.

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Stop looking at me like that, okay? I'm married. No, no, no. Happily married. Back off. Great. Now I have to tell my wife about this. Thanks.

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32.945 - 42.518 Alexis

Wait, wait. If we look exactly how you imagine, I bet you are the hairiest, biggest guy ever. Your name is Harry Sicilian. Mm. So we'll look at us. Dirty. Dirty hair. Oh, and dirty. There you go.

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42.538 - 52.595 Unknown

See, look at us looking at each other. Wow. Kids are getting awkward and sorry for causing marriage problems. Yeah. Warning to anybody else who goes and watches it. But for now, we got your brand new second date update right now.

52.736 - 55.941 Brooke

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

56.849 - 66.884 Jeff

You know, you hear a lot of women say, why are all the good men either taken, gay, or dead? But we have one eligible guy who's apparently none of those things.

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Wait, he's not Colin from Beyond?

69.187 - 85.653 Jeff

No, he's just confused. Not confused in that way. Confused about why he's not getting a call back after his date. His name is Colin. Colin, can you confirm for us that you are not taken, gay, or dead? Yes, I can confirm.

Chapter 3: Who is Colin and what was his experience on the date?

99.758 - 102.162 Jeff

What's her name? Her name's Paige.

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Oh, Paige and Colin sound cute together. Is it like a couple's name? It does.

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106.519 - 109.142 Colin

Where'd you meet her? Tinder, actually.

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Are people still doing that one? We haven't heard about Tinder in a minute. You know, it's always been about Hinge and Bumble a lot lately.

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116.189 - 119.032 Jeff

Well, that's where all the good guys are going now, is to Tinder.

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It's like come full circle, Jeff.

120.934 - 125.819 Jeff

Yeah. The thing is, it's so successful usually that they never have to ask for second dates.

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Oh, that's what it is.

126.72 - 133.568 Jeff

It just goes well immediately. But apparently not for you, Colin. Why? What happened? That's a good question. That's why I need help.

Chapter 4: What were the highlights of Colin and Paige's date?

226.894 - 234.041 Jeff

Okay, so she seemed cool with it, but Alexis, what do you think? If a guy asked you to pay for the second round of drinks, how would you react?

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234.061 - 243.591 Unknown

I mean, if it's, like, natural, yeah, but the way he said he didn't make it a big deal, but the way he's telling us now, it feels like he made it a big deal. I don't know. Did she shift at all? Did her energy shift at all after that?

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244.06 - 261.878 Colin

No, I mean, like I said, we were like, let's go somewhere else. And she was totally into that. I mean, then she was there before me. So when we were kind of like getting up to leave, I said something to the effect of like, I felt like you were going to be taller. I don't know if that, like, made her angry, but it shouldn't seem to. I just, I don't know.

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261.898 - 263.962 Colin

I'm trying to, like, I'm spitballing stuff here.

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264.342 - 267.428 Alexis

That sounds like a joke, though, bro. I wouldn't dwell on that.

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As a short girl, I love giving tall girl energy out. So that would actually be a compliment to me. Okay.

274.26 - 276.044 Jeff

You forgot. I was like, oh, God, you're so short.

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He didn't say that. Yeah, he said, I thought you'd be taller.

281.253 - 291.805 Colin

That's all I said. I mean, she was just like, no. I mean, we kind of just laughed it off. And then we did go to another spot together. We went to this place. It's like an arcade kind of bar. Oh, that's fun.

Chapter 5: What concerns did Colin have about the date's outcome?

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Have you even tried to call her?

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407.883 - 418.541 Colin

I mean, I texted her like later, like had a great time with you, you know, let's do it again. And she was just kind of like, yeah, OK, like me, too, or whatever. And then when I tried to set something else up, she just hasn't even responded.

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419.323 - 429.52 Jeff

Weird. Well, it is weird, definitely. But there are two sides to every story. I mean, yeah, I wonder what she has to say about why she's not calling this good guy back.

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429.905 - 435.533 Unknown

I don't know. I feel so accusatory, Jeff. Like he did something wrong. It could just be that she has a lot of options on Tinder.

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435.594 - 437.737 Jeff

I'm not accusing anybody. I just want to know what she has to say.

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I don't know. The way you narrowed your eyes, I didn't take it that way.

441.322 - 443.325 Jeff

Okay, short queen.

443.806 - 446.169 Alexis

Brooke's got a little tall girl energy right now.

446.19 - 455.704 Jeff

I know, coming at me. Let's see what Paige has to say. If she even answers the phone when we come back and do your second date update. Good guy edition right after this. Hold on.

Chapter 6: What does Paige think about Colin's behavior during the date?

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Yeah, sure. He was cute. That's it.

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954.751 - 961.062 Jeff

Remember the dating site where they met where honest love happens every single time? It's like a rom-com.

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Tinder.

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True romance happens here.

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963.526 - 970.642 Colin

I'm probably done with Tinder, actually. If this is what it's going to be like, if it's just like girls like her, then I probably will never use that app again.

970.682 - 972.205 Jeff

Oh, bro.

972.727 - 972.887 Colin

Wow.

972.927 - 980.083 Jeff

This is not sounding good. It sounds like you two are on totally different pages right now. But you know what two pages make up?

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What's that, Jeff?

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