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Brooke and Jeffrey

Second Date Update: Potter Got Hotter

04 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 21.178 Jeffrey

All right, we're starting your Monday with a brand new second date update. And we've got a comment from Mike from Texas who said, I'm a 60-year-old guy from Houston. My daughter turned me on to you. I started listening to you and ended up starting at the beginning and almost caught up to date in less than six weeks. It's crazy, but I can't start my day or drive without Brooke and Jeffrey.

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21.198 - 23.361 Unknown

I feel like we're like your guilty pleasure.

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23.661 - 24.102 Jeffrey

Yeah.

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24.122 - 29.274 Unknown

Maybe not so guilty. Maybe at first, but now you're like accepting it. Full blown. Yeah, full blown pleasure.

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29.374 - 31.64 Jeffrey

Yeah, shout out to your daughter. That's what kids are for.

31.66 - 32.141 Brooke

Yeah, she's a real one.

32.161 - 32.963 Jeffrey

They show you what's up.

33.144 - 39.42 Brooke

Yeah. All right, your brand new second date is starting right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

40.413 - 64.142 Unknown

We've done so many of these calls over the years where the dates kind of start to fall into categories. There's restaurant, bar, my place, bathtub. Those are probably the top four. Different than your place, the bathtub? Yeah, those are two separate dates. You don't get to the bathtub until night number two. Who knows where the bathroom is, Alexis? I feel like it's outside.

Chapter 2: What unique date idea did Job have for Brittany?

93.831 - 98.016 Alexis

Hey, Joe. I don't know if I should ask you about the woman or the play first. Yeah, what was more exciting?

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99.318 - 101.921 Job

Well, maybe after my story, you could tell me.

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101.961 - 104.905 Alexis

Okay. Okay, good tease. I like it.

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104.965 - 119.284 Job

Let's begin with the woman. What's her name? Her name is Brittany. We met on Hinge. Nice. And I wanted to try to do something different. So I was like, hey, let's see a play, specifically Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.

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119.584 - 119.644

Oh.

120.502 - 123.406 Unknown

No way, that's like the hottest play right now.

123.706 - 127.611 Alexis

Wow. Is she excited about that? Because I was looking at taking my kids to that.

127.631 - 131.416 Jeffrey

Oh, that's any Harry Potter fan.

131.556 - 132.537 Alexis

If she's a Harry Potter fan.

Chapter 3: How did Job feel about Brittany's reaction to the play?

310.947 - 318.24 Unknown

Jobe, I mean, you bought her a gift. You enjoyed the show. Was there, like, a kiss at the end? Was there a hug? How did you leave it?

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318.661 - 338.593 Job

Well, at the end, I said, hey, do you want to, like, hang out some more? Ooh. I mean, I had no plan what we would do, but I wasn't exactly ready to be done. But she said she had to work in the morning, but she had a good time, so she wouldn't be able to hang out more. And I will say she then held her hand up for a high five.

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338.613 - 344.061 Alexis

Oh, what? That's not necessarily bad. I mean, a high five is like, good job on the date.

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344.201 - 347.406 Unknown

Also, you can interlock fingers during the high five and make it a little sexier.

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347.446 - 347.987 Alexis

That's weird.

348.808 - 348.908

What?

348.888 - 357.767 Job

Well, I mean, so I gave her the high five back and then we talked a little bit more and then I gave her a high five. Wow.

358.008 - 361.395 Alexis

You're in this weird high five cycle.

361.595 - 368.962 Job

Exactly. I just, I don't know. I felt like, I don't know, high five again. And then we did hug after that. So it was two high fives and a hug.

Chapter 4: What memorable moments happened during their date?

435.237 - 459.843 Unknown

Even though this wasn't a Harry Potter date, it kind of was. Yeah. Because our listener Job took a woman named Brittany to see the play Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Yeah. And not only did they watch really cool special effects with magic and I'm assuming lightning bolts coming out of the ceiling, but he even bought her a souvenir, a wand to remember the magic of their evening together. Yes.

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460.023 - 465.008 Unknown

But I don't know how powerful that wand was because their interaction ended with two high fives and a hug.

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464.988 - 471.117 Alexis

I'm just feeling like the high five was very much a long bottom thing to do. Oh. You know what I mean?

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471.137 - 474.022 Unknown

It's a good lesson. Never buy your date anything.

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474.322 - 474.963 Alexis

What?

475.124 - 483.216 Unknown

Only bad things can happen when you spend money on other people. So it's been four to five days. He hasn't really heard back from her. Can we save it?

483.905 - 487.937 Alexis

We hope. Are you asking just the world? Do you want an answer?

487.977 - 490.344 Unknown

Yeah, I was asking the room, but it's probably too awkward now.

490.425 - 491.307 Alexis

I mean, are we obligated to say yes?

Chapter 5: What surprising twist occurred after the date ended?

618.023 - 621.248 Unknown

Do something weird? He's just, he's clueless.

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622.249 - 628.781 Brittany

I don't really know what he told you, but... The date ended kind of weird.

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630.283 - 632.465 Unknown

Weird, like he did something weird?

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632.485 - 635.429 Brittany

I don't even know if he knows about it.

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636.21 - 639.453 Alexis

I thought for sure you were going to be talking about the high fives. Yeah.

639.473 - 640.675 Unknown

Double high five and then a hug?

641.195 - 655.712 Brittany

I mean, he was nice and everything, but he wanted to hang out more. And I was really like, I have to work in the morning. And he was like, okay. And he left. And I realized that I didn't have my phone on me. I had...

656.063 - 670.174 Brittany

dressed up because the theater you know I was wearing a nice dress and I didn't have pockets or anything and I realized I thought I left my phone at the seat so I kind of started freaking out a little bit I ran back

670.627 - 686.577 Alexis

theater yeah okay so you went back in the theater to look for your phone i hope somebody found it i mean we're talking to you so oh yeah that's a good sign yeah my phone was at the seat luckily because that could have been bad but while i was there

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