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Brooke and Jeffrey

Second Date Update: Three Day Bouquet

05 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 5.484 Jeffrey

All right, new episode today for a Friday. Welcome to it. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Thank you so much for being here.

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5.504 - 7.268 Unknown

Yeah, we made this one better because it's for Friday.

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7.949 - 15.386 Jeffrey

Yes, exactly. So it's way cooler. Or we mailed it in. I almost said sailed it in. I sailed it in. You mailed in mailing it in, Brooke.

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15.406 - 15.847 Unknown

There it is.

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16.369 - 31.972 Brooke

Whatever we're doing. We're going to do comments. Let you talk. Yes. And we're going to, maybe we shouldn't let me say this name, but Sepipitum is saying something like that. They better have Brooke and Jeffrey on GTA 6. I'm not about to steal those cars for nothing.

31.992 - 41.666 Unknown

Somebody told me Rolando reminds him of the voice from GTA 5, one of the radio personalities. I was like, I hope we make it into GTA 6. Spoiler alert, they haven't approached us.

41.846 - 42.046 Jeffrey

Okay.

42.066 - 43.268 Unknown

And the game's almost out.

43.248 - 49.014 Jeffrey

Well, maybe they don't approach you. Maybe they just steal it and they know that they're so big that everyone will be excited.

Chapter 2: Is it appropriate to bring flowers on a first date?

152.997 - 153.657 Jeffrey

Like standing someone up.

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153.677 - 160.504 Jose

I mean, it's happened to a lot of guys, at least what we've heard. A lot of dudes come on the show and are saying that this is more and more frequent.

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160.825 - 162.667 Unknown

Yeah, I would assume both sexes do it.

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162.687 - 166.13 Jeffrey

Just common courtesy, it shouldn't happen, period, to anyone. Yeah, totally.

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166.21 - 168.993 Jose

Yeah, we're with you. Unless you did something horrible, so go on.

169.073 - 170.995 Unknown

Yeah, then you deserve it. Keep going.

170.975 - 172.957 Jeffrey

He said a junk pick from the bathroom.

174.179 - 179.886 Jose

Then we're on her side. Sorry.

179.906 - 189.699 Jacob

Go ahead. What's going on? So that happened to me two days before I met Rochelle, who I'm calling about. Okay.

Chapter 3: What happened during Jacob's date with Rochelle?

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259.357 - 263.185 Jeffrey

Oh, that was your surprise. This is where the flowers come in.

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263.406 - 264.087 Jacob

Why are they in the car?

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264.308 - 267.254 Jeffrey

He didn't say that. What were the flowers from?

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267.294 - 276.332 Jacob

They were for that girl that ghosted me two days before. Oh, you had those flowers.

276.372 - 280.417 Jeffrey

Those sad wilted flowers. Oh, and the hot car flowers.

280.437 - 284.502 Jose

Yeah. So she sees those. Yes, they were not in the best shape.

284.522 - 289.788 Jacob

Oh, God. They weren't completely like horrific, but it wasn't good.

289.808 - 298.519 Brooke

Yeah, it was awful. At least they were in the car so you could blame it. Like, wow, it was really hot in here. Yeah. Wait, did you try to gift them to her at that point?

Chapter 4: How did the forgotten phone lead to an awkward moment?

503.285 - 505.267 Jose

So, we got you covered, Jacob.

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505.327 - 506.048 Jeffrey

Yeah.

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506.365 - 507.186 Jose

I appreciate it.

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507.206 - 508.948 Jeffrey

Jeffrey's anxiety is doing the work for you.

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508.968 - 521.26 Jose

Yeah, but let's just call Rochelle and see if she picks up. Hopefully she has some answers for us. Thank you. Here we go. I'm going to dial it right now.

521.28 - 521.4 Rochelle

Hello?

522.501 - 523.282 Jose

Hey, is this Rochelle?

525.124 - 526.745 Rochelle

Yes, it's us.

526.765 - 532.912 Jose

Good. We're happy to hear that you're alive and well, and we need to inform you you're on a radio show right now called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Chapter 5: What was the significance of the wilted flowers?

595.277 - 599.522 Jose

We hear about it, and then we call to try and figure out if there's a reason why you're not calling him back.

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600.823 - 603.327 Jose

Did he mess up on the date or afterwards?

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603.847 - 606.911 Brooke

How did he mess up on the date? We're assuming he did.

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606.931 - 612.057 Jose

Maybe he didn't, and it's something going on in your life that's totally separate, but he's just completely in the dark.

613.623 - 617.829 Rochelle

It's so weird, you guys. I don't know if I should talk about this.

618.911 - 627.464 Jeffrey

It's weird. That makes me want you to tell us so much more. I can't even tell you. It's just one date that you went on. Like, you can't hurt his feelings.

628.265 - 629.266 Rochelle

Okay.

629.286 - 631.73 Jeffrey

Oh, yes. Okay.

Chapter 6: How did Rochelle react to the flowers?

824.291 - 829.778 Unknown

I mean, yeah, Jacob. It was one date, maybe, but four or five, we all know what happened.

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829.798 - 833.222 Brooke

At least your aunt didn't say anything bad about him. Yeah. Or did she?

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833.909 - 852.541 Rochelle

I mean, she said really nice things about him. It's just like, play this out in your head. If we were to continue, then you're going to see her at family functions. Like, that's so bizarre that she would be having to hang out with someone you made out with.

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853.022 - 855.865 Jose

Brooke goes to her family reunions and they go just fine.

857.167 - 864.516 Brooke

No, I mean, Rochelle, it's just they're adults. Like, who cares who you made out with? Making out was better than what I thought it was going to be, honestly.

864.536 - 868.591 Jacob

It's just making them out. I mean, we did a little bit more than that.

869.212 - 875.047 Alexis

Oh, okay. She set you up.

875.388 - 881.625 Jacob

Look, Kathy is a classy lady, all right? She wouldn't bring anything up. I know, but I know now.

Chapter 7: What was the outcome after the date with Rochelle?

919.28 - 935.905 Jacob

There's a lot of emotions happening right now. Look, yes, that happened. And it was a thing. But honestly, I want to go out with you. You know, I thought we had a really great time. And obviously, that's why we're here on this show. And, yeah, I'm just really interested.

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936.239 - 941.444 Rochelle

Aw. Thank you. That's so nice. And you are really nice.

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941.764 - 945.027 Jose

And I'm going to keep going with this momentum that you're saying right now.

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945.047 - 946.648 Jeffrey

Don't let the energy shift, Jeff.

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946.668 - 955.436 Jose

I'm not going to let, I mean, going into this call, did I think we were the type of show that would try to set up a woman with their aunt's ex-boyfriend?

955.476 - 956.557 Brooke

Yes. Yeah, we for sure would.

956.577 - 965.925 Jose

I'm going in. But now I'm full force going for it. We would love to send you on another date, Rochelle, with Jacob. And if you say yes, we would pay for it.

965.905 - 974.304 Jeffrey

I mean, you obviously like him. You had a great time. How often do you meet a guy like that on the apps that not only shows up, but shows up in a way that makes you feel good?

974.324 - 975.447 Jose

And brings you flowers.

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