What's On Your Mind? (7/22/26)

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Brooke and Jeffrey 13 min 8 speakers 4 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Nick Turturro 0:00
I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins.
Unknown 0:13
What are you doing with my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am.
Nick Turturro 0:21
And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro.
Unknown 0:25
It's called happiness. Delivering happiness.
Nick Turturro 0:27
And many, many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, and listen now.
Chelsea Handler 0:34
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Sam Jay 0:44
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Brooke (host) 1:06
My first guest is Paris Hilton. Shakira. Luke and Yerin. We have surprises. Many surprises. Welcome to the Sweet 305 podcast where the group chat comes to life. What up? You're the only person I know that loves a yellow Starburst. It's lemonade. This is Sweet 305. Here, oversharing is encouraged. Listen to Sweet 305 with Lele Pons on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 1:34
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 1:36
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 1:37
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Carrie Brownstein 1:41
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 1:52
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 2:04
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song.
Kyle MacLachlan 2:10
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Carrie Brownstein 2:11
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Brooke (host) 2:21
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout-outs to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Joe Jonas 2:51
it's brooke and jeffrey in the morning and i just want to say to the thief who stole my antidepressant pills i hope you're happy now who knows how i'm gonna feel during a brand new edition of what's on your mind where we all share what we've been thinking about lately starting with brooke brooke what's on your mind the only life i'm living right now is softball oh My daughter's playing all-stars. I got roped into coaching. Now, I love coaching. I do. But we are spending literally every day for the last month on the field. That is it. And there are a couple things that may push me over the edge. Let's get into them. What are they? One, it's whoever came up with the idea to have white pants. for baseball and softball.
Joe Jonas 3:39
Yeah, that is true. It's very common. Who on earth would think, wait, let's take a sport where we play on the grass and the dirt and let's make it white. I spend so much time in the damn laundry room right now. Well, you use those like all organic detergents that don't actually clean it. Jeff, I'm using bleach. Like, I don't know Then it's the stupid rules that are just a lot like one There's this rule in Little League where in order to play the player has to have a patch on their jersey So I'm sewing patches that have to be one inch on the left shoulder from the top of the It's so stupid.

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