What's On Your Mind? (8/5/26)

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Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 2:53
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I can't think of a worse time to have a heart attack than during a game of charades. Oh, my God. No one helps. And your team loses the point. Because you can't tell them if they're right or not. Oh, my God. Maybe the second worst time would be in the middle of this segment, What's On Your Mind, where we go around the room and talk about what we're feeling inside.
Carrie Brownstein 3:17
I see.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:17
Starting with Brooke. Brooke, what's on your mind? Well, this past weekend, I went to a charity event with my husband. It's put on by these three NFL players who've won a Super Bowl before. Cool.
Unknown 3:29
Okay.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:30
The next day was the Celebrity Pickleball Tournament.
Unknown 3:34
Oh. Oh.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:34
Yes, and they asked me to be one of the celebrities for the pickleball tournament. Wow, they must have ran out of people. Got a lot of no's. Well, and you know what I said? What did you say? Absolutely not. I will not do that. And do you know why I won't do that?

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