Win Brooke's Bucks (7/27/26)

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Brooke and Jeffrey 11 min 9 speakers 3 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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What promotions and show intros open Win Brooke's Bucks (7/27/26)?

Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:00
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 0:01
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:03
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Carrie Brownstein 0:06
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:18
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 0:30
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Kyle MacLachlan 0:35
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Carrie Brownstein 0:37
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Brooke (host) 0:47
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout-outs to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jake Brennan 1:17
I'm Jake Brennan, and on the Disgraceland podcast, I explore the wild lives of rock stars and unbelievable true crime stories from music history. These are the stories you haven't heard, the kind you'll end up telling someone else. Like the time Paul McCartney spent in a notorious prison or the bizarre crime Lady Gaga is accused of. Or that time Blondie's Debbie Harry escaped Ted Bundy. Listen to Disgraceland on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Chelsea Handler 1:49
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Sam Jay 1:59
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Nick Turturro 2:20
I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing with my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro. It's called happiness. Delivering happiness. And many, many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app. Search delivering happiness with Nick Turturro. And listen now.
Jonas Brothers 3:02
I just saw some heartbreaking news out in the lobby.
Brooke 3:05
Oh, what happened?
Jonas Brothers 3:06
Apparently, our producer's work anniversary is on this day. He's been here 17 long, arduous years.
Brooke 3:16
Is it today? Wow.
Jonas Brothers 3:17
Uninterrupted 17 years.
Brooke 3:21
What about before that? He's like one of those players that leaves the team and then comes back.
Jonas Brothers 3:25
Yeah. Brooke, don't you dare besmirch the record of producer Boyd. Someday you're going to be fired, and we'll be playing the same music on this segment laughing at you because it's the anniversary of your firing. They would never fire Brooke.
Brooke 3:40
I was the only one that wanted him back. Not at all, Brooke.
Jonas Brothers 3:43
And look what happened. Good job. So in honor of producer Boyd, let's try to do our best segment under the mantra he always tells me every morning. Don't be yourself. Anything but you, I'll take it.
Brooke 3:56
Yes. And then he'll complain about you not being someone else.
Jonas Brothers 4:00
I feel good. Let's meet our challenger today. His name is John Thomas.

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Jonas Brothers 4:04
John, do you have a mantra that you like to live by?

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