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S10 Ep437 (BONUS!): Where's Joe Now - Bonus episode!

10 Jul 2024

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Chapter 1: What are the initial challenges faced during the call?

1.415 - 3.237 Joe

Talk? I'm not sure I can hear you.

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3.277 - 4.137 Unknown

Are you recording now?

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4.538 - 4.698 Joe

Yeah.

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4.858 - 14.667 Unknown

Hello, hello, hello. Can you hear me? Now, is that better? Well, I've just taken the camera off, I think.

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14.767 - 26.438 Joe

But aren't we doing Where's Joe Now without a camera? Yeah. Can you hear anything? I can hear you, yeah. Sorry, I was noodling on the guitar. Oh, he's gone.

27.218 - 29.02 Unknown

Oh, you're there. I stay here.

29.741 - 30.021 Joe

Yeah.

30.98 - 45.212 Unknown

OK, so this might be a set up for tomorrow then as well, because if it's really bad Wi-Fi, this might just be to tell you what I'm doing.

45.232 - 45.593 Joe

OK.

Chapter 2: Where is Joe currently traveling to?

67.878 - 87.347 Unknown

You're going to Paris? No, I'm not going to Paris. Are you going to Paris? I'm on the Eurostar, but where am I going? No, I'm not going to Paris. Calais? Calais? Calais? Calais? I'm going through Calais.

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87.407 - 89.889 Joe

This is unusable.

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Milan. Okay. No, keep guessing.

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101.442 - 105.947 Joe

Brussels. Rotterdam. Stopping at Brussels. All right.

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Berlin. I'm changing at Brussels.

112.014 - 117.092 Joe

Nearly. You're not going to England.

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I am. I'm going to England v. I'm going to England v. Holland. This is amazing. How? I know. Well, I played five-a-side on Monday night. And my friend, I'm going to keep talking. My friend Yoddy said, I'm going to the England game.

Chapter 3: What unexpected news does Joe share about his plans?

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And I went, oh, that'd be amazing. Oh, I was really jealous. And then he texted me later and said, I might have a spare ticket if I get it. Do you want to go? And now I'm here. This is so frustrating. I don't know where to go. There's so many people that probably want to go.

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169.169 - 170.59 David

You're going to the England game.

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170.61 - 178.578 Joe

What do I do? You're going to the England game. Hang on, the England game's tonight. Yeah.

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178.598 - 191.371 Unknown

You said tomorrow. I know. I mean, yeah, I know, but I was going to tell you about it tomorrow. Well, because if we can't hear you. Well, I'm going to get on the train.

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191.411 - 195.295 Joe

Can you do voice notes and videos and Instagrams and stuff?

195.595 - 208.354 Unknown

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can do that. I was going to do one this morning, but I was too tired. How excited are you? I don't really feel like it's real at the moment.

209.236 - 209.757 Joe

Do you know what I mean?

209.777 - 230.082 Unknown

I'm like, okay. But yeah, I'm sort of, I think when I get on the train, I'll be like, do you know it's closer than Edinburgh? Isn't that weird? In the time it takes? Dortmund is closer to London than Edinburgh.

231.345 - 233.73 Joe

Yeah, my question was in the time it takes.

Chapter 4: How does Joe feel about attending the England game?

234.652 - 242.049 Unknown

Okay, but in my defence, I can't ever have pissed in the world yourself. What?

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242.069 - 244.975 Joe

Are you going on your own? Is your mate with you?

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247.182 - 261.459 Unknown

This is unlistenable. This is unlistenable. Look, David. Yeah. Can you talk in 20 minutes?

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262.34 - 263.642 Joe

Yeah. Yeah. I'm here.

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When I get.

266.845 - 274.995 Joe

Yeah. I mean. Yeah. I mean. Okay. We'll call in 20 minutes. We'll have another chinwag.

275.38 - 281.697 Unknown

All right. We'll have another go. Probably at nine. Yeah, no. Yeah, about nine.

281.717 - 285.107 Joe

Okay, fine. Brilliant. How exciting.

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See you in a bit. Okay.

Chapter 5: What logistical issues does Joe encounter during his trip?

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Bye. I know, man, isn't it? Bye. Bye.

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311.037 - 314.061 Joe

Hi, I'm just going to ring you and record you over Zoom.

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That's what I thought. That's what I thought.

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318.388 - 320.611 Unknown

Are you putting the phone near the mic?

321.012 - 322.954 Joe

No, I've put the phone outside the office.

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Sorry.

329.744 - 335.212 David

Fucking hell.

335.313 - 340.42 Unknown

I'm really sad about my dad. Thank you.

Chapter 6: What memories does Joe reflect on from past international games?

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And I haven't told my brother, actually. I was, and hopefully he won't hear the phone because I was going to just...

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414.329 - 423.461 David

What a little moment, little experience.

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424.823 - 446.902 Unknown

You know the last international I went to which was like in a tournament was Holland in 96? Was it? Yeah. So we won 4-1. So, it's, yeah, I've had a bet on Holland to win 4-1.

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448.104 - 450.027 Joe

You've had a bet that Holland are going to win 4-1?

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450.187 - 462.628 Unknown

No, no, sorry, we beat Holland. Oh, right. Yeah, because that was so quickly, it feels like, I don't know, I'm just really tired.

466.658 - 475.206 Joe

Please capture as many moments. I know you're not going to be in the moment. You're going to be wanting to... Capture what? Just capture little moments.

476.147 - 489.159 Unknown

Oh, yeah. Going to the stadium and... The couple on set, that sort of a trailer with a love monitor and sort of those notes to myself and stuff.

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Yeah. They're definitely not going to be going.

491.601 - 493.223 Unknown

They're very convoying and jetty.

Chapter 7: What advice does David give Joe about capturing moments?

523.604 - 528.27 Unknown

Yeah, I'm getting a 12 o'clock train home, yeah.

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528.29 - 531.074 Joe

Right. Bloody hell.

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533.016 - 538.484 Unknown

I know, don't I? Yeah. What's frustrating is the sound quality.

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539.946 - 545.353 David

Don't worry about all that. Don't drag this... Let's keep the excitement going.

546.374 - 571.101 Unknown

I feel like I'm not... I haven't fully got excited yet. Totally, this is like a massive hassle so far.

571.739 - 579.611 Joe

Yeah, well, that's the truth of it all, isn't it? And actually, in the stadium, you'll be like, oh, it's not as big as I thought it was going to be.

579.811 - 580.692 Unknown

Yeah, so I need a wee.

583.016 - 586 Joe

Yeah, but let's keep the excitement going.

Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude regarding Joe's experience?

637.956 - 665.273 Unknown

I'm not yet. Well, my friend, okay, he told me, my friend, you'll be at the five-a-side, right? So whatever one, he goes, oh, I'm going to the game on Wednesday. Oh, amazing. That's amazing. I said, that's amazing, that's amazing. I was so jealous the other day. Anyway, he texted me after the show and he said, he said, no, it's not going to happen. This room is expensive.

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666.114 - 672.223 Unknown

I was like, oh, yeah, yeah. And then he goes, it's yours. And I went, oh, my God.

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673.705 - 674.626 David

As in you don't want it?

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676.329 - 699.539 Unknown

Well, as in I've got to now sort out Yeah, that's what we're all thinking. Yeah.

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705.17 - 707.735 Joe

Memories, memories.

707.755 - 714.937 Unknown

Yeah. Oh, you haven't?

714.957 - 717.439 Joe

No. It's all about creating memories.

717.479 - 738.078 Unknown

Well, I just found out that I'm sat with some of the other lads who come, Jodie's friends, and they're really nice. And I was, because he said, oh, because Jodie got me a ticket, I was like, amazing, and he went, are you, I thought you were sat with us. I was like, oh my God, I'm in the crowd on my own.

739.639 - 740.88 Joe

Wouldn't you prefer that?

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