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Chapter 1: What quote inspires Joe in this episode?
hello this is joe uh welcome to the monday vault uh in this episode james our editor is just putting whatever old depths out randomly uh don't know if it's gonna be any good or shit um but that's the chances you take some of them from the past for a bit anyway cheers Oh, there we go. No point saying good morning. We've just done it in the lounge. Well, the open plan kitchen lounge.
Yeah. So we'll skip that. Okay. Sort of no point saying no point as well.
That was a short pod.
Chapter 2: How does Joe's quote reflect his views on family?
Yeah, yeah. Have you got an inspirational quote in your budget? I was just looking at that. What's that on your wall? It says family, full stop. Female, noun, plural, families. The source of unconditional love and support. Two, an external bond between two or more people. Three, who's there to catch you if you fall? Four, you mean everything. Five can drive you up the pissing wall. What, family?
Yeah. Oh, God, it's them on the phone again.
Yeah, seven.
Seven what? Do you know what? There's something I've always wanted to say to you.
Eight.
Why did we do this as a kid?
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Chapter 3: What challenges does Joe face while taking the IQ test?
Because I think it's had a long-term effect on me. Nine. Yeah. Have you got one? What? Like an inspirational quote.
I'll have to get up and have a look.
No, that's not going to happen then, is it?
No.
You're not known for that.
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Chapter 4: How does Joe prepare for the IQ test?
No. Fucking hell, you're buzzing this morning.
Thank you. I've slept for a good seven hours. Do you mean buzzing as in my microphone or me?
No, no, your attitude.
That's a good thing. Let's not knock that. Let's not knock that, because that is the reason we didn't have many listeners yesterday, which you told me was... Honestly, it is a proper drop yesterday in our listenership.
We haven't done it for age. No, we have. We did it two weeks ago. Most pods do it every two weeks. Okay, yeah. Okay, so... Our last one was like 13 days ago. It's not like most podcast go out every week or two weeks. We've halved, haven't we? Yeah, fucking halved.
Yeah, that's not good, is it? No.
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Chapter 5: What types of questions are included in the IQ test?
Maybe we're very forgettable. Forgetabix.
I'm just trying to think why it's happened. I guess people aren't... What's that? Your mic's gone again. I'm not doing this anymore.
Hold on.
Is your mic on? I'm not doing another podcast until you sort your mic out. And that's that. And that's that.
But that'll mean I'll have to go and buy one.
Yeah. I'm not doing another one. Yeah, I'm not doing it again. That's that. That's the end. I bought a new one because mine was playing up. Oh, no, it's still recording, actually. No, well, I'm still not doing another one.
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Chapter 6: How does Joe react to the IQ test questions?
Come on. So that is that. Oh, big fella. Buy a new one.
I'm just making sure it's coming through my headphone. Okay, yeah, that's fair. How much? 150 quid. Just fucking buy it, mate. 150 quid. Oh, come on.
For a little bit more editing time for you. No. I was sat here for a fucking hour and a half last night fucking editing yesterday.
I know. The face on you when I came in. Fucking right. God. End of a 12-hour day.
I had to edit this that no one's going to fucking listen to.
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Chapter 7: What insights do the hosts share about intelligence testing?
God, I'm really grumpy in the mornings.
Just half the people that listened to it before. Not no one, just half the amount.
Let's do this IQ test.
Oh, shit. Okay. Have you got one?
Genuinely, though, you've got to buy a mic. You have to buy a mic.
Let's do this off.
No, no. There's no point doing it.
Okay, I will.
I'll purchase one. So you're going on Countdown tomorrow, yeah? Yeah. Right, how much are you getting paid for that? I'm not going to do that. Fucking loads. Now buy a mic.
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Chapter 8: What conclusions does Joe draw from his IQ test experience?
But I like that money to sit in a bank and do nothing. Tough. If you want to do a podcast, buy a mic.
Right, okay, I'll buy a mic. I'll buy a £150 mic.
Fucking hell. Bloody hell.
Can I buy a slightly rubbish mic every few weeks? All right, I will. I'll buy a new mic. I'm sorry my microphone isn't up to your standards. That's just a weird way of reacting. It doesn't work. I'll tell you what, can we get a photo of you? Because you've got the sun behind you. Even though you're in a mood, you look like you're not in a mood because you've got the sun behind you.
It looks lovely. Can you get a screen grab of that?
Absolutely.
Because you look fabulous.
Yeah, it's quite a glow, isn't it?
I'm going to do that. Are we doing an IQ test?
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