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Chapter 1: What emails do the hosts receive from gameshow winners?
it's email time now that's who the time is right now we're opening up all of the old emails now i wonder who has emailed in now and craig and stew have emailed in now and sally too has emailed in now and john and bob
Oh, oh, we're gonna read em now Oh, oh, we're gonna read em now
Hi. Well, morning, everyone. We've got a full mailbag here. Cool. Do you want a new mail letter or an old one?
Start with an oldie, I think.
am i this is from roger middleton 3rd of december 2021 the first mail pulled out the bag evening gents i'm the guy lavi vido on twitter who won on catchphrase back in 2017 it aired in 2019 won the show and nine grand and a couple of the spot prizes was good be happy to chat about it
usually up early so that works do you say he's up early yeah oh god
Here we go. I'm just going to go down to same month, same year. Yeah. All right, Joe and David, it's from Daniel Jenkins. My late grandma was a winner on The Weakest Link. Cheers, Daniel.
Natural salesman. Thank you for your email. Oh, yeah. He's doing that for every email. Yeah. Are you copying and pasting or writing every time?
Just writing. Right. 18th of May 2022 from Jacob Wilson.
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Chapter 2: What haunted location is suggested for Joe to visit?
Hi, David and Joe. Hope all is well. If you fancy an interesting chat, drop me an email. I'm going to Baghdad for work today. And I'll let you know what it's like. Loving the pod.
Keep up the good work. Thank you. Right. What's that person's thought process? I'm going to Baghdad. They might be interested. I probably would have been. Yeah, I sort of am. What's Baghdad like, mate?
Yeah, just, I might like to arrange it. Do you want a new one? Yeah. Tell me when to stop. Okay. This is from Julie Goodison. I'd never get rid of my iPhone, but that's because it's a tool for me. And I don't do social media at all.
If you're getting rid of yours because of some toxic dick, please remember that for every one of those, there are a thousand more people that love and appreciate you. The toxic ones are in pain.
Chapter 3: What celebrity stories are shared in this episode?
and do not represent the masses. Fucking hell. I can't guard Julie.
You give it such... I think I'm going to copy and paste that. You give it such colour. Huh? You give it such colour, you've made that person sound very angry just through your reading style. It's lovely. Right. Thank you for your email. I wanted to get it more than that.
Nope.
She'll know.
Oh, hello. This is from Tom Wales Day. Dear Chatterbix, the Chanctonbury ring created by the devil, according to local legend, not fact, a haunted location for Joe. What's it called? Chanctonbury Ring. I've been there, actually. I think it's near Worthing.
Oh, Chanctonbury.
He's sending it for you to go to in the dead of night.
Yeah, great, okay.
Chanctington Ring. Chanctonbury Ring.
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Chapter 4: What interesting encounter did a listener have with Robert Plant?
Oh, Chanct. Created by the devil on the south downs between Washington and Whiston is a ring of trees on top of a small hill.
Oh, yeah, I'm looking at it.
For which the devil himself can be summoned by running around the ring of trees. by running around the ring of trees seven times anti-clockwise. And if that doesn't work, try 666 times clockwise. There used to be, and still could be, a crucifix inside the ring of trees which marks the grave of the landowner who requested to be buried at the point at which he fell, which is inside the ring.
lastly the ring is thought to be a place of ancient pagan worship wherein sacrificial ceremonies and feasts took place also apparently women who sleep under the trees in the ring for just one night supposedly have increased fertility make it that what you will tom okay do you want me to go there yeah i think it's on the a of the a20 it's near um stening yeah it is i'm looking at it now
spitting there is a there do you know what there are some woods that way called the clapham woods i might have told you about them some very there's been a book written about those words very strange happenings in there i'd love you to go in there at night okay which one do you want me to do chanctonbury ring or clapham whatever i just don't think you'll do either i will will you yeah
Next week? Yeah, a week after.
We're away. Are we coming for that?
Yeah. What time does it get dark? Because I'll drive up there, walk over, have a little mooch about, pod, edo. Yeah. What one do you want me to do? Chanctonbury Ring? Your choice. I'll do Chanctonbury Ring then. I've got to go round, anti-clockwise round the things to summon the devil.
I wonder if you've got 4G up there. If you haven't.
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Chapter 5: How did a listener describe their experience with Eddie the Eagle?
That would be so annoying. I think you can check where you get 4G online.
All right. We'll do that on the pod.
Here's one from Luke Grayland, 30th of January. Hi both. You asked people to email in if they had a local celebrity live near them growing up. My local celebrity was Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin. Wow. I grew up in a small town in the West Midlands where everyone has their story of when they ran into him. My first encounter was in the chip shop.
I was a stoned 16-year-old aspiring musician and I looked up to find I was serving the man himself. He reeled off his order and I totally forgot to listen, so I had to ask him to repeat it. He was mildly frustrated, which I think is fair enough. As I watched him drive off in his matte black Audi, I remember thinking it was an immature colour for a 60-year-old man. What does he mean?
Is it because matte black cars really stand out, don't they, I think?
Are they the ones that look like the paint's come away?
Yes, yeah. There's a dullness to it. Yeah, like the shine's gone. Yeah.
Yeah, that's fucking weird.
Oh, I suppose he earned the right to drive what he liked. A year or so later he was in an audience at a local gig we played.
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Chapter 6: What public telling off story is shared from a listener's school days?
Afterwards he came over and complimented our guitar player. I was the bass player. In fairness, I was average at best. I like to think he was complimenting the whole band's performance. People often tend to slag him off for being big-headed and cocky, but I don't know how much of that. It was just jealousy. Either way, he's undeniably a musical legend.
These days, you often catch him down the local tennis club, where I think he's most content. Fucking hell. He's just getting on with his life, Robert Plant.
Currently being podded about at a tennis club. Fucking hell. Leave me alone. Yeah, exactly.
God. Where do you want to go?
I really want more celeb stories, if I'm honest.
You're going to love this. Friday the 17th of January this year. Hi, gents. Long-time listener here. And as you may have guessed from my email address, I am in fact the real Stevie Wonder. Fuck off.
Who is it? Someone called Stevie.
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Chapter 7: What impression of Andy Parsons is featured in this episode?
I would like to invite you both to my family home in Ghana. I'd be happy to record a couple of exclusive eps and maybe even a song or two. Good work, Crunch Crunch. Your friend at the pod, Stevie.
that's really good are there any other real celebrity ones yeah um this is from ryan v apparently chris akabusi lived in my town when i was younger
Unfortunately, I never saw him to say hello. Thank you, Ryan.
I ran past Chris Eback the other day.
Did you? Yeah. My friend said hello to him. It's from Kevin Brown. Hello, chaps. I grew up in the same village as John Craven. Oh, wow. He used to come into the video shop, which me and my mate worked. We'd try and guess what he'd rent.
One day, he rented Police Academy. LAUGHTER
one day it's like a start of a kid's book i can't imagine john craven watching this oh flipping out i love this the fact that these people just that day he's getting on with his day yeah the video shot massive memory for someone who then emails a pod about it fucking hell what a world Anymore. This is better than what we usually do, reading about celebs. Oh, yeah.
Do you want another celeb, then?
Yeah.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts engage with listener feedback and emails?
So much.
So much. Okay. There's quite a few, I think. Great. Do you know what? I might go Judi Dench. Oh, here we go. It's from Becky. Hi, guys. Martin Clunes lives near me and was on Twitter parking in the motorbike bay at Waitrose in his car. This was a big scandal for a small town. Did you see that? No. What happened? Oh, he parked in a motorcycle bay. Did he do that? I think he did.
And the cyclist came back. I remember the motorcyclist being a bit of a knob.
Oh, he had a pop at him on Twitter.
Yeah.
Did he film him?
He was filming him, yeah.
Oh, fuck off it. Nice. Yeah. I'm not far from Sarah Beanie's mansion. I was watching that the other day, a show. That's good. Her family seemed very nice.
Another village years ago, I had a big house owned by a famous designer and he threw a big gay party, which included Elton John. So I stood as a teenager watching blacked out cars arriving, imagining who was inside. You make the world better as I navigate my mum through dementia. Thank you, both of you. Oh. Wow.
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