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Chapter 1: What is the premise of the weatherperson auditions?
hello this is joe uh welcome to the monday vault uh in this episode james our editor is just putting whatever old depths out randomly uh don't know if it's gonna be any good or shit um but that's the chances you take some of them from the past for a bit anyway cheers
Wow. Good morning. Ow, what is that, a plate? A plate on my head. No, it's a hat. A dinner plate. It's a purchase hat. Oh, right, it looks like a dinner plate. It's, um... Oh, it's like a cricketer's support hat.
Is it what they call it? Yeah, an umpire. Straw hat.
Do you know what? I'll wear mine. Fuck it.
That'll do there, Eddie. Oh, yeah, come on. I'm really nervous about auditioning whether men and women because I've realised I'm really scared of the public. I didn't hear a word you said. I'm fucking ill. One thing you have to do is keep your fucking headphones in.
No, not when you're stretching to the corner of the room.
I said, I said, I said, I said, I realised I'm scared of the public. Is that why you put a hat on? No, this is because I felt I needed to add something because I didn't add anything yesterday. Oh, come on. Don't start like that. I listened to it and it was so tinny. I was like, bloody hell, the audience must be going, fucking hell.
Just have a day off.
Do you hear that, Chatterbiscuits? I couldn't care less. I genuinely listened to it going, is it better to have a day off?
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Chapter 2: What challenges do the hosts face during the auditions?
Is that how many people wanted to do it?
No, there's two that I let go because I just didn't have the time.
Oh, my God.
That's seven applications.
That's incredible. Oh, dear. Right, I've genuinely thought, can we get rid of them from the call if they do something weird? Or do they have to... On Zoom, is there a get rid of someone button? Hmm. Don't know. Oh, dear.
Okay. Maybe I need to look that up. Is there a get rid of someone button? Is there a get rid of someone button? If they're dicks.
Oh, dear.
How to prevent jerks from ruining your Zoom meetings. Here we go. Jerks. Jerks. God, how do you do it? I can't be bothered to read it.
No. Well, it's not great podding.
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Chapter 3: How do the auditions unfold for the first contestant?
Not at all. I'm a bag of nerves, Charlie, I'll be honest with you.
Oh, well, I'll be honest, I haven't slept all week.
Listening to the TV guy, he was so good, you know. Yeah.
Yeah, he didn't know a thing, to be honest with you.
No.
You didn't have to look at his basement. You haven't heard me yet. Wow. Yeah. Well, David loved your email. He sent a picture of you enjoying weather. Well, yeah.
Where are you, Charlie?
I'm in Canterbury. You're in Canterbury.
Lovely stuff. So basically, Charlie, because we've got loads of applications. Too many. You're one of many. Basically, you've got 45 seconds.
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Chapter 4: What unique approaches do the contestants take during their auditions?
There's Britney. Britney.
Oh, hello, Britney.
The Chattamix budgie.
Cheers, Michael. Someone's jealous here. Someone's jealous. It's little Sonny. Literally going round the house now. Yeah. Where's your wife, mate? Let's see if it works. Let's see if it works. Cheers, Michael. Thank you, Michael. No, thank you very much. We'll be in touch. We're scoring all up. Yeah, we'll be in touch.
We're scoring everyone, and you are in with a bloody good shout, mate.
Trust me. Okay, no pressure. Cheers, mate. Cheers, Michael. Bye-bye.
Bye. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Well, that's amazing. Yeah, that's still there. Michael's still there. We've gone from one extreme to the other. There's prepared and there's underprepared. Oh, dear. Okay, so this is... As Michael said, tomorrow Michael Wirth wearing a jumper.
Not going to go up north. Okay.
Here we go. Here we go. Who's next?
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Chapter 5: What feedback do the hosts give to each contestant?
Although I am regretting unmuting you.
I've had a lovely morning, Al. It's been a pleasure to meet you, lad.
It's lovely to meet you.
Yeah, great, great.
We'll be in touch, Al.
We'll be in touch. We'll definitely be in touch.
Cheers, Al. Bye. That was Al Muir, everyone, from Pembrokeshire. He's still there. No, he's back again.
I've got a feeling you're going to be there for a long time. I'm in for you. I'm going to be in for you. Okay, okay. No, still, they're back again.
I'm going.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts decide on the winner of the auditions?
Where are you in the world?
I'm in faith in Scotland.
Very laid back. Yeah, exactly. Considering this high-pressured situation. Yeah, I'm... You're back on earth.
Yeah.
Yeah. As I am. Yeah. You actually look like you don't want to be here. There's three of us. okay yeah go on joe no you do it you're better explaining sure so you've got 45 seconds to um uh not tempt us to impress us impress us with your uh weather personing so and joe's gonna time it and then we're gonna um score everyone at the end of the podcast
I don't know why I said you were good at explaining it. Well, you put pressure on me then. I did, yeah. Right, so in your own time, Maria, whenever you're ready.
Okay. Do you want to give me a location?
Anywhere in the world. Oh, okay. East Grinstead. East Grinstead in West Sussex.
Oh, I've got it. East Grinstead, you're in for a treat. In your own time.
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Chapter 7: What humorous moments arise during the auditions?
Bye. Oh, my God.
Wow. Sunny, is it? That's all she said. Oh, dear. Right.
I can't wait to see your scores because I don't know how you've scored them. Right.
Okay. Shall I recap?
Here we go.
So Charlie, the note I wrote for Charlie was just wonderful. Yeah. Michael, I wrote unprepared.
Was he the budgie guy?
Yeah. Al, I wrote accents made me tense. Vivian, I wrote polite and creamy. Maria, I wrote didn't want to be there. I didn't bother making a note for Faith. Oh, really? Well, because she was the last one. Okay, yeah, of course. I'll put outside. Oh, my God. So, for Charlie, I gave a 10. A 10? 10 out of 10. I gave Charlie 10 out of 10. Okay. No problem with that.
Michael, who was unprepared, I gave 4. Because his budgie was tweeting. I like that. Owl Accents, I gave 3. Okay. Vivian, who was polite and creamy, I also gave a ten. Okay. Maria didn't want to be there. I gave six. And Faye outside, I gave a nine. So she just missed out. She just missed out.
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Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share after the auditions?
Okay, we probably need to go now because now we're talking about Zoom.