S12 Ep 588 Vault Mondays: The Weatherperson Auditions
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What is the premise of the weatherperson auditions?
hello this is joe uh welcome to the monday vault uh in this episode james our editor is just putting whatever old depths out randomly uh don't know if it's gonna be any good or shit um but that's the chances you take some of them from the past for a bit anyway cheers
Wow. Good morning. Ow, what is that, a plate? A plate on my head. No, it's a hat. A dinner plate. It's a purchase hat. Oh, right, it looks like a dinner plate. It's, um... Oh, it's like a cricketer's support hat.
Is it what they call it? Yeah, an umpire. Straw hat.
Do you know what? I'll wear mine. Fuck it.
That'll do there, Eddie. Oh, yeah, come on. I'm really nervous about auditioning whether men and women because I've realised I'm really scared of the public. I didn't hear a word you said. I'm fucking ill. One thing you have to do is keep your fucking headphones in.
No, not when you're stretching to the corner of the room.
I said, I said, I said, I said, I realised I'm scared of the public. Is that why you put a hat on? No, this is because I felt I needed to add something because I didn't add anything yesterday. Oh, come on. Don't start like that. I listened to it and it was so tinny. I was like, bloody hell, the audience must be going, fucking hell.
Just have a day off.
Do you hear that, Chatterbiscuits? I couldn't care less. I genuinely listened to it going, is it better to have a day off?
No. No, it's not. Afraid it's not.
When you get something, when you've got a mindset, you cannot be shifted, can you?
No, I just, I think you're all about, got to work hard, got to get each bit of work that I've put out good and perfect. No, fuck that.
Where have you got your hat? I'm going to do this every two minutes, just for a different hat.
That's not Petra's, is it?
Yeah. Is it? Yeah.
When would she wear that?
Oh, like a sort of... Well, it's got a lot of glitter on it, hasn't it? OK, for those who don't know... For those who don't know, everyone apart from you in the world...
Joe's wearing some sort of, I don't know, white hat, fedora with sequins, green sequins and a pink feather hanging out the top.
See, I've suddenly realised, I don't know Petra well. I don't know when she'd wear that. No. She obviously does. I think if it was like a fancy sort of a party that was a bit fancy dress here. Full of cunts. What did you say? Full of what? A party full of cunts. If she's throwing a party for cunts, she'll wear this hat. I don't know why she throws them. Those evenings really drag. There's silly hats on. I hate them. I always get invited worryingly.
Anyway, today we're interviewing people for the role of weather person.
Yes. Yes, what?
I mean, I want to call them weathermen because I'm from the 80s. But we'll call them weatherpersons.
Slowly, over the months, it'll seep out. What we can't cope with.
Back in the 80s, there'd be a lady doing the weather. Look at that weatherman. Look at that weatherman with boobs. Oh, dear. Yeah, so we're interviewing weather people. Weather people. Give a call of weather men. Weather woman. Weather women. Weather women's quite good, actually. Weather women. So I've sent them all, I think there's about five. Fucking hell, is it five? Oh, it's loads. Oh, no. I got carried away. Oh, my God. I accepted all of them.
What challenges do the hosts face during the auditions?
Is that how many people wanted to do it?
No, there's two that I let go because I just didn't have the time.
Oh, my God.
That's seven applications.
That's incredible. Oh, dear. Right, I've genuinely thought, can we get rid of them from the call if they do something weird? Or do they have to... On Zoom, is there a get rid of someone button? Hmm. Don't know. Oh, dear.
Okay. Maybe I need to look that up. Is there a get rid of someone button? Is there a get rid of someone button? If they're dicks.
Oh, dear.
How to prevent jerks from ruining your Zoom meetings. Here we go. Jerks. Jerks. God, how do you do it? I can't be bothered to read it.
No. Well, it's not great podding.
No. What time are they coming on? Well, so I think the first person I said at 8.35 or 8.40. 8.35?
Well, we've already gone past that. What does that mean? I can't remember what I said.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise of the weatherperson auditions?
0:00–5:17
2
What challenges do the hosts face during the auditions?
5:17–11:19
3
How do the auditions unfold for the first contestant?
11:19–16:57
4
What unique approaches do the contestants take during their auditions?
16:57–22:37
5
What feedback do the hosts give to each contestant?
22:37–28:38
6
How do the hosts decide on the winner of the auditions?
28:38–34:25
7
What humorous moments arise during the auditions?
34:25–38:17
8
What final thoughts do the hosts share after the auditions?
38:17–38:20
Speakers
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