Chapter 1: Why did Joe switch from boxers to Y-fronts?
Oh, hi. Hello. Hi. How are you doing? I'm tired. Oh, why? I got in late last night. Oh, how come? I went for a curry with Arnob, Al, John and Matt.
That's a good thing.
How late?
Well, I got in about half twelve. What? I don't know.
Why is it croaking?
I've been waking up dehydrated. Anyway, morning. Is it croaking? Yeah, it's really low. I don't know what's going on. It's really low. I wonder why lack of sleep causes... Right, now, is that better? No? No? I can hear it.
I can hear it.
It's funny, isn't it?
Weird.
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Chapter 2: What reviews did Joe receive about his high-waisted briefs?
quite hard honestly i think maybe the last few weeks i've gone there's nothing in it but i'll say that i've had loads of that i haven't got well i've got one thing but i'm like i'm not saying that this is no it's so down the barrel That I was like, if I hadn't done this preamble, I think this would be your reaction to what I say. You'd laugh your head off because we've hit rock bottom.
Go on.
It's got to be better than the shooting spit out your gob, which I did last night. Hold on. No, no. Sorry. It's got to be better than the thing you said yesterday, is what you're saying.
Yeah, whatever it was. No, it was... But that, actually, I was like, this is actually something that's going on in my head. At least it's got that. This isn't. This is just... What were you about to say? Yeah, it's literally not... I honestly think if I'd just said it, you'd go, fucking hell, is this what the pod is? Fucking hell. Well, I've started wearing Y-fronts instead of boxer shorts.
I don't know why. You mentioned this a few weeks ago. Oh, did I? I didn't even remember that. No, as in it was on your mind. I can't obtain. What are Y-fronts? I don't know what they are, but what are yours? Mine are blue wire fronts. Are they square or are they slim? Do we get to see any of your hips? It's really gross because they're slightly too big for me. So they're a bit flappy.
They're gross. Around your bum? All around all of me. It's like loose fitting pants. Get some nice pants for Petra. Get some pants, mate. They're great, mate. Well, get some pants that fit your arse nicely. What do you mean pants, mate? Well, maybe not made, but get some that make her go, buy some pants. Oh, fucking hell, that's my husband. Look at that in the trunk. These aren't doing it.
These are rank.
Can we see a clean pair? Oh, yeah. Oh, God. What have I got? Just black boxes, really. I didn't have anything yesterday underneath my... What do you wear? Listener. Do you wear pants? Do you wear boxers? Do you go commando? Do women go commando?
Or have we become... Do women go commando? Bought no pants.
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Chapter 3: Who are the potential guests they want to have on the podcast?
Three-pack pure cotton assorted pattern high-waisted briefs. High-waisted? Is that what it says? Yeah. Hold yours up again. Are they little circular blue balls on them? Are they high-waisted? I didn't know I was getting high. Can I see properly? Yeah, these are them. 110 reviews.
Here we go. Mr Dissatisfied Customer writes in, they're huge, beware.
LAUGHTER
Beware.
Yeah. I bought these briefs thinking they were the same size as what I usually buy.
But as high-waisted, they came up huge. Oh, okay. That's good. So not just me. Yeah. This is from Nana Nell. Nana Nell. This is the people writing on this. I don't wear men's knickers, but my husband says they're comfortable.
no no no fucking mental okay this has started something then he said garnered yeah um here we go this is from do i have to nowhere is it mentioned in the description that these pants are high-waisted I suppose I'll get used to them. That's what I'm feeling. They're not as comfortable as your traditional style. I'll try to adjust to the longer size. This is from the Sun 6.
Too big. Huge. I've been buying these for decades and something's changed.
LAUGHTER
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Chapter 4: What old TV shows do they reminisce about?
I just want to see what pants are like. And then when you've got your shorts on, they feel better.
You know, your trousers are like... Because, you know, sometimes, like, boxer shorts ruck up.
Yeah. Do you know what? I'm going to buy them. Maybe I'm done with boxer shorts.
The fact this has made it over ten minutes is a fucking miracle.
But, yeah. Maybe. Jesus, what? What? No, I'm just thinking of the pod.
You're thinking about this one?
No, not really. I don't know why I said it. I'm actually not thinking about the pod.
Which is worse. Which is way worse.
I thought I'd better start thinking of the pod. Oh, I saw someone complaining that we laugh too much. What fucking thing to complain about? Two people laughing too much.
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Chapter 5: How do they feel about getting older?
Butcher. Hmm.
I think I'd want to talk to a butcher.
Yeah, I don't want to know. I feel like we're turning into Joe Marler's pod. Well, for one F, he won't mind. What, the butcher? Oh, but yeah, but like, if he might... Let's just do that. Just one F. It's a butcher. LAUGHTER
I just want to know, like, a welder. Would you talk to a welder? No, I've done that. Of course, it's a man of the people. Look, we've got the welders coming at me now.
An ice hockey player? Listen, I'll talk to anyone. I know, you said no to a couple of those, it looks like.
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I'll talk to 80% of people oh yeah I'm up for talking to people it's just we always used to do you know what excited me I think James put it out this week or last week the kickstart competitor what the guy who's on kickstart
I thought the bike thing. Yeah, the guy we interviewed. Dan, Dan, Dan.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Chapter 6: What humorous story does Joe share about choking?
i just imagine your t-shirt's written up the back yeah and you see my new pants and the groundsman walks by well i'm actually thinking about that how you'd get up the way you'd go how would you how do you get up off of your belly how would you get up off your belly well i'd use my hands How would I do it? Of course you've got to use your hands. I'd go like that. On to my... I'd kneel.
And then I'd know my crack was showing. And I'd either give a shit or I wouldn't. You'd pull your jeans up a bit. Yeah. And then left foot up. No, right foot up. Left leg's fucked. I can't take the weight on my left knee.
But you're not thirsty.
Remember, I've got a couple of maggots in my beard at this point. I'm up on my feet. And then I do that. Put your thumb in your belt and lift your jeans over. Yeah, lift my jeans over the fat. Fucking hell, that remote.
Imagine if I did that now. All these little kids watching me. Look at him lying on his belly, drinking out of the...
I was watching a show the other day and someone was like they were talking about young people in the show and they kept talking about this guy who was 50 as like the rank example of something who was saying that? well the characters in the show and he was 50 And I was like, and I sort of, and I was like, imagine accidentally sort of going, I know I'm 50, but I'm not really.
You know, because they're 50, you're thinking, I'm like, no, I am that. I'm the rank. 51. Yeah. It's weird though, isn't it? When the joke is the guy was 50. Yeah. Fucking hell. And I'm like, well, yeah, I struggle to get up a little bit now. I can't bounce up. No. You know when you watch a footballer tumble in a game? Yeah, and they just back up again.
And it's hard to get them even down, really. What is that?
I've lost my sort of rubbery elasticity, sort of the way I used to bounce.
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Chapter 7: What insights do they share about personal experiences with health?
A bit petri. God, someone spoke to me about that recently when that story about Joe nearly dying, choking on that. But you went, oh, I can't remember. Honestly, I remember going, fucking hell, I didn't give that the time of day. Yeah. Can you run through that again? What, are you going to listen this time?
Yeah.
No, I felt awful.
He said, God, that's terrible. I went, isn't it? I guess I didn't think it was real at the time.
But now I want to settle in and... And tell a story everyone's heard. Oh, God, get over yourself. Not everyone's heard. You think people stick with this shit? That's true. They're well gone. Wow, I'll give you a... Oh, God, it feels weird saying it again. Right, well, in COVID I've got beetroot stuck in my throat. Bad. That's how you end the story. Where was Petra?
I was in the kitchen, she was in the garden. Okay. And just the content, it literally sucked. It was a slice of beetroot.
So she was gardening, you were eating? No, she was... I'm pretty sure she was sunbathing, actually. All right, okay. But it happened. It couldn't do it again if you tried. The beetroot suckered into my...
Throw it like that and just stop me breathing. Oh, my God. Right. Okay.
Which I told you two and a half years ago.
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Chapter 8: How do they conclude their discussion on life and aging?
I remember last time I watched it, I remember thinking it... It looked, the way it filmed, dated.
It aged. Yeah, like we all know. Yeah. So anyway, what I'm saying, it's suckered in my throat. Can you really paint the picture? You came out, you're... Now he wants it. How panicky were you? Well, this is what I'm trying to say with the born identity bit. You weirdly aren't panicked.
You're sort of more... I need to sort this out as quickly as well. You go panic, calm, panic, calm, panic, calm, because you do know you're dying. So you go, your brain goes into hyperdrive. And I ran out to pet him.
Into what? Hyperdrive. It was a Nick Frost sitcom. It was, actually, with Miranda Hart. Your brain goes into hyperdrive. What are you talking about? Well, if you listened the first time. Yeah, so you're frantic.
No, no.
Oh, well, what's hyperdrive then? As I said, you become very calm. So you're panicked. Well, that's not hyperdrive. Your brain goes, you're like thinking really quickly. Okay, right, I see what you mean. So you're very panicked. No, you're calm. You're calm. Oh, right. Are you aware you're calm in the moment or not really? I wasn't thinking of the pod at this point. Hold on. What's more mental?
Do you want this down? I've just realised what's more mental. What? Is we were writing The Cockfields when it happened, and I came back on, this is when we were writing The Cockfields, and I came back on after, it happened to me at lunch, and I went, you went, you all right? And I went, well, no, I nearly died.
Yeah, but you would have underplayed it. So I wouldn't have realized the magnitude and severity of it. So you definitely would have underplayed it. Oh, just a bit of beat. You know, that's fine. It's fine. Okay.
Definitely would have been that. So Sue's coming through the lounge. Yeah. No, I seem to remember it now. You didn't give me the full. Oh, apologies. I do remember now. It did happen, yeah, at lunch. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. More, please.
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