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S15 Ep 855 Listener’s Mailbag: Robert Smith and Impressions

05 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What experiences did the hosts share about growing up near Robert Smith?

41.24 - 84.679 Joe

It's email time now. That's who the time is right now. We're opening up all of the old emails now. I wonder who has emailed in now. And Craig and Stu have emailed in now. And Sally too has emailed in now. And John and Bob Oh, we're gonna read them.

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108.25 - 120.426 David

Mailbag time. Happy Friday, everyone. It's good enough for you. It's good enough for me. Happy Friday, everyone. Happy Friday.

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120.446 - 124.732 Joe

Oh, fucking hell. Call back to the last four episodes.

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125.433 - 129.578 David

Oh, okay. Welcome, everybody. It's the weekend. It could be anything.

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131.541 - 141.2 Joe

Do you know what I'm thinking? What have we asked for recently? God, I don't know what we've asked for. I feel like there's some things I'll be like, oh, I hope someone sent in something.

141.22 - 159.335 David

Yeah. Well, I'll let you tell me when to pick up. Latest one. Can we do the latest? The latest one. Right. This is from Daniel. Listen to your The Cure wet dream ep. Don't say wet dream. I know what you're saying.

159.636 - 160.698 Joe

What's the wet dream?

161.279 - 165.526 David

Where I was like a groupie to The Cure groupies.

166.307 - 167.589 Joe

No, I can't remember.

Chapter 2: What are some memorable stories from Muswell Hill?

198.034 - 202.58 Joe

I can't remember. Fuck off. We've done so many eps. If I meant to remember everything.

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203.24 - 205.904 David

You remember the cure groupies I went to see?

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207.025 - 208.387 Joe

Oh, I thought you said a dream.

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209.768 - 212.852 David

Cure wet dream ep. I don't know why I said wet dream ep.

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214.114 - 215.636 Joe

Yeah, but it wasn't a dream. It was real.

215.656 - 216.276 David

No, it was real.

216.537 - 219.38 Joe

Yeah, so I'm trying to remember a dream.

219.701 - 221.603 David

Oh, okay. Fair do's, fair do's.

221.684 - 230.739 Joe

Oh, the two, the people that I thought were a bit off. They weren't off. Well, they came across in the story that they were off.

Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about mundane parenting stories?

297.421 - 300.409 Joe

What are you wowing at? He lives in Brisbane. Yeah.

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301.492 - 320.94 David

Okay, I just wanted to know what you're wowing at. Oh shit, I didn't say thank you for your email to the last guy. I'll just say it. Right. Do you know, it's nice someone saying, yeah, I come from around there and it is a bit of a shitter. I feel so bad for saying all these things about... Thank you very much, everybody. I really appreciate that.

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322.042 - 358.695 Joe

Thank you for saying what I said about an area being shit. That is wholesome. You're right, that is wholesome. i feel like i'm going mad i feel like everything's the same it's just like isn't that what you want cozy no i feel like i'm just i feel like i've done the same thing eight times on the bounce including the last day we just recorded

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359.84 - 361.584 David

Tell me when to pick a letter out.

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361.825 - 368.3 Joe

I'm trying to work out why I'm having the same response over and over and over again. Are we stuck?

369.985 - 370.245 David

Go on.

371.528 - 372.15 Joe

Stop.

372.17 - 392.105 David

You don't even want the letters. What? Oh, Jamie Heron. Hi, lads. Couldn't agree more with David regarding London. It's hell on earth. Too busy. Too much going on. And as David said, you're permanently on edge.

393.228 - 395.652 Joe

Can we have some fucking sunshine?

Chapter 4: What celebrity encounters did the hosts have at Tesco?

473.223 - 478.929 David

Oh, here we go. Mundane mum. So it's mundane things your parents did when you look back. It's quite sweet.

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479.81 - 481.331 Joe

Mundane mum.

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481.352 - 497.488 David

Approximately twice a year, my mum used to iron my Subutio pitch. Always on a Sunday. And often whilst watching Heartbeat or London's Burning. Oh, that's such a lovely memory. Isn't it?

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497.929 - 508.646 Joe

Do you know what I can remember? My brother... Doing this with the, you put that out and have his chin down like that and doing that. Smoothing.

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508.746 - 510.208 David

They're for smooth, aren't they?

510.228 - 511.549 Joe

They're like that for ages.

513.212 - 531.819 David

Oh God. This is from Gary Coburn. I love darts. I play darts on my breaks at work. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

533.101 - 534.583 Joe

When did we slack off darts?

534.823 - 545.298 David

You did. You did. I bought a darts board and you laughed at me and I said, be careful how you're talking because lots of people like darts. Be careful.

Chapter 5: What impressions did listeners send in for the podcast?

623.624 - 625.886 David

Yeah, we got loads actually over the previous week.

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625.906 - 632.961 Joe

Remember, it has to be your mum. It can't be someone you know. That's right.

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632.981 - 639.33 David

Strict rules. Yeah, it can't be somebody else's mum. It's got to be your mum and her fanny.

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640.712 - 641.934 Joe

And both her feet.

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644.959 - 668.71 David

Oh, God. Fucking hell. Here we go. You like these ones. From Rachel of Raquel. We're at Rachel. Listening from Catalonia in Spain, my dad swears he went to primary school with a lad called Eli Fant. Eli Fant.

668.91 - 677.639 Unknown

Elephant.

679.501 - 679.981 David

Elephant.

680.382 - 682.624 Joe

I love these so much.

682.644 - 683.785 David

Eli Fant.

Chapter 6: How do gaming and drugs intersect in the hosts' discussions?

801.649 - 814 David

Hi, Joe and David. Hope you're both well. Big fan of the podcast. Always brings me comfort during stressful times. Please find attached my impression of both of you. Oh, my God.

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814.12 - 816.622 Joe

This could be horrendous. This could shatter me, by the way.

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817.062 - 817.683 David

Same here.

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818.363 - 821.266 Joe

Mine will have a giggle in it. Of course, mine will have a giggle in it.

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821.306 - 825.51 David

Mine will be miserable and just punky.

826.53 - 830.554 Joe

Punky, yeah. Here we go. Oh, God.

831.85 - 833.872 David

What if he's amazing?

833.892 - 835.213 Joe

Was that him?

835.233 - 839.817 David

No, no. Right, here we go. Fuck.

Chapter 7: What quirky workplace Easter eggs have been shared?

909.239 - 911.841 David

Just chill out. Get on with your work.

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911.861 - 918.548 Joe

That felt like a lot of build-up to I've got nothing to say. Didn't it?

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920.63 - 922.331 David

Thank you for your email.

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922.351 - 923.412 Joe

Thank you for your attachment.

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924.754 - 932.821 David

He's at the University of Dundee, I think. He's a student. Wow, he must be 21 listening to us.

932.882 - 937.626 Joe

Fantastic. I did a gig at Dundee University.

938.011 - 938.632 David

Did you?

938.652 - 960.906 Joe

Yeah, took a fucking megabus up there. With who? Naz Osmanalo and me. Naz Osmanalo? Yeah. I sort of remember the name. Yeah, me and him. Was that him? No, was that the one? No, that's a different one. No, fuck, I think it was Steve Williams. Oh, right. He was headlining.

962.469 - 963.35 David

Tell me when to stop.

Chapter 8: What golden moments did listeners recount during the episode?

1011.651 - 1022.005 David

Oh, I know. It's when you took your flowers, plants to your friend. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So Chris Morris is... Chris Morris is called the Stupid Amnesty.

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1022.626 - 1031.097 Joe

Oh. Right. Everything's been done, isn't it? Yeah, thank you. Yeah. Well, yeah, it's obviously works as an idea, so... Yeah.

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1033.642 - 1061.034 David

Ben Grehe crunch crunch gentlemen long time biscuit first time emailer I've just listened to the pod about David's new dart board I also have a dart board set up in my office I listen to the pod every morning and play darts before and sometimes during my working day it's therapy for me yeah yeah I get that You can zone out. Yeah, I totally get that. Well played.

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1061.735 - 1065.579 Joe

I think great on response from David that one, didn't it?

1065.599 - 1078.113 David

Yeah. I get it. Cause you're just, you're just like bang, bang, bang. Get them. It's not genuinely not about the numbers. You're just, you're in a sort of, I totally get that Ben and any other darts player.

1078.933 - 1085.943 Unknown

Yeah. Thanks for, yeah. It's from Thorin.

1086.564 - 1087.666 David

Two segment ideas.

1090.85 - 1096.959 Joe

It's so weird what fills you with dread. I was like, what's this then? I thought it was going to be like a medical condition or something.

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