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Chapter 1: What experiences did the hosts share about growing up near Robert Smith?
It's email time now. That's who the time is right now. We're opening up all of the old emails now. I wonder who has emailed in now. And Craig and Stu have emailed in now. And Sally too has emailed in now. And John and Bob Oh, we're gonna read them.
Mailbag time. Happy Friday, everyone. It's good enough for you. It's good enough for me. Happy Friday, everyone. Happy Friday.
Oh, fucking hell. Call back to the last four episodes.
Oh, okay. Welcome, everybody. It's the weekend. It could be anything.
Do you know what I'm thinking? What have we asked for recently? God, I don't know what we've asked for. I feel like there's some things I'll be like, oh, I hope someone sent in something.
Yeah. Well, I'll let you tell me when to pick up. Latest one. Can we do the latest? The latest one. Right. This is from Daniel. Listen to your The Cure wet dream ep. Don't say wet dream. I know what you're saying.
What's the wet dream?
Where I was like a groupie to The Cure groupies.
No, I can't remember.
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Chapter 2: What are some memorable stories from Muswell Hill?
I can't remember. Fuck off. We've done so many eps. If I meant to remember everything.
You remember the cure groupies I went to see?
Oh, I thought you said a dream.
Cure wet dream ep. I don't know why I said wet dream ep.
Yeah, but it wasn't a dream. It was real.
No, it was real.
Yeah, so I'm trying to remember a dream.
Oh, okay. Fair do's, fair do's.
Oh, the two, the people that I thought were a bit off. They weren't off. Well, they came across in the story that they were off.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about mundane parenting stories?
What are you wowing at? He lives in Brisbane. Yeah.
Okay, I just wanted to know what you're wowing at. Oh shit, I didn't say thank you for your email to the last guy. I'll just say it. Right. Do you know, it's nice someone saying, yeah, I come from around there and it is a bit of a shitter. I feel so bad for saying all these things about... Thank you very much, everybody. I really appreciate that.
Thank you for saying what I said about an area being shit. That is wholesome. You're right, that is wholesome. i feel like i'm going mad i feel like everything's the same it's just like isn't that what you want cozy no i feel like i'm just i feel like i've done the same thing eight times on the bounce including the last day we just recorded
Tell me when to pick a letter out.
I'm trying to work out why I'm having the same response over and over and over again. Are we stuck?
Go on.
Stop.
You don't even want the letters. What? Oh, Jamie Heron. Hi, lads. Couldn't agree more with David regarding London. It's hell on earth. Too busy. Too much going on. And as David said, you're permanently on edge.
Can we have some fucking sunshine?
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Chapter 4: What celebrity encounters did the hosts have at Tesco?
Oh, here we go. Mundane mum. So it's mundane things your parents did when you look back. It's quite sweet.
Mundane mum.
Approximately twice a year, my mum used to iron my Subutio pitch. Always on a Sunday. And often whilst watching Heartbeat or London's Burning. Oh, that's such a lovely memory. Isn't it?
Do you know what I can remember? My brother... Doing this with the, you put that out and have his chin down like that and doing that. Smoothing.
They're for smooth, aren't they?
They're like that for ages.
Oh God. This is from Gary Coburn. I love darts. I play darts on my breaks at work. Don't knock it until you've tried it.
When did we slack off darts?
You did. You did. I bought a darts board and you laughed at me and I said, be careful how you're talking because lots of people like darts. Be careful.
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Chapter 5: What impressions did listeners send in for the podcast?
Yeah, we got loads actually over the previous week.
Remember, it has to be your mum. It can't be someone you know. That's right.
Strict rules. Yeah, it can't be somebody else's mum. It's got to be your mum and her fanny.
And both her feet.
Oh, God. Fucking hell. Here we go. You like these ones. From Rachel of Raquel. We're at Rachel. Listening from Catalonia in Spain, my dad swears he went to primary school with a lad called Eli Fant. Eli Fant.
Elephant.
Elephant.
I love these so much.
Eli Fant.
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Chapter 6: How do gaming and drugs intersect in the hosts' discussions?
Hi, Joe and David. Hope you're both well. Big fan of the podcast. Always brings me comfort during stressful times. Please find attached my impression of both of you. Oh, my God.
This could be horrendous. This could shatter me, by the way.
Same here.
Mine will have a giggle in it. Of course, mine will have a giggle in it.
Mine will be miserable and just punky.
Punky, yeah. Here we go. Oh, God.
What if he's amazing?
Was that him?
No, no. Right, here we go. Fuck.
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Chapter 7: What quirky workplace Easter eggs have been shared?
Just chill out. Get on with your work.
That felt like a lot of build-up to I've got nothing to say. Didn't it?
Thank you for your email.
Thank you for your attachment.
He's at the University of Dundee, I think. He's a student. Wow, he must be 21 listening to us.
Fantastic. I did a gig at Dundee University.
Did you?
Yeah, took a fucking megabus up there. With who? Naz Osmanalo and me. Naz Osmanalo? Yeah. I sort of remember the name. Yeah, me and him. Was that him? No, was that the one? No, that's a different one. No, fuck, I think it was Steve Williams. Oh, right. He was headlining.
Tell me when to stop.
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Chapter 8: What golden moments did listeners recount during the episode?
Oh, I know. It's when you took your flowers, plants to your friend. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So Chris Morris is... Chris Morris is called the Stupid Amnesty.
Oh. Right. Everything's been done, isn't it? Yeah, thank you. Yeah. Well, yeah, it's obviously works as an idea, so... Yeah.
Yeah.
Ben Grehe crunch crunch gentlemen long time biscuit first time emailer I've just listened to the pod about David's new dart board I also have a dart board set up in my office I listen to the pod every morning and play darts before and sometimes during my working day it's therapy for me yeah yeah I get that You can zone out. Yeah, I totally get that. Well played.
I think great on response from David that one, didn't it?
Yeah. I get it. Cause you're just, you're just like bang, bang, bang. Get them. It's not genuinely not about the numbers. You're just, you're in a sort of, I totally get that Ben and any other darts player.
Yeah. Thanks for, yeah. It's from Thorin.
Two segment ideas.
It's so weird what fills you with dread. I was like, what's this then? I thought it was going to be like a medical condition or something.
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