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Surprise Guest: Who is it this time?

18 Oct 2023

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Chapter 1: Who is the surprise guest this time?

37.831 - 66.657 Unknown

There's gonna be a surprise guest on soon Coming soon One of us don't know what's going on One of us don't know what's going on There's gonna be a surprise guest on soon Coming soon Your baby girl

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69.1 - 75.929 David

One of us don't know what's going on. One of us don't know what's going on.

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77.09 - 92.99 Unknown

It's gonna be a surprise guest on Zoom. Coming soon. Your baby girl is coming soon. It's gonna be a surprise guest on Zoom. Coming soon. Your baby girl.

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Chapter 2: What are David's initial reactions to the surprise guest?

94.752 - 94.932 Lee Mack

Hi.

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95.673 - 106.659 Joe

How you feeling? It's horrible, isn't it? So today we have a surprise guest for David. Thus, he is tense. Thoughts?

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108.381 - 109.262 Lee Mack

Do you want me to spin around?

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110.303 - 117.012 Joe

Oh, yeah, yeah, of course, yes. I'd forgotten. Oh, Petra's... I've told her you've wound up.

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Chapter 3: How does David guess who the surprise guest might be?

117.112 - 151.709 Joe

Are you listening at the door, Pete? Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm just going to check. Oh, sorry for swearing, everyone. No, she's coming up to have a listen. What? Oh, piss off. Go and see David's, put this back to him. Look, look. Look, there's Fetcher. I'm so out. The fact there's an audience, what's going on? Fetcher's just excited how stressed you are. Flipping out.

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151.729 - 161.199 Joe

Look, he has to have his back to us. I know, I see the videos.

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161.219 - 167.872 Petra

Oh, yeah, of course you do. My glasses. He's so stressed. That looks so shit.

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Chapter 4: What stories does the guest share about their career?

169.074 - 171.199 Petra

Why is Petra here? What does that mean?

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171.659 - 176.85 Unknown

I'm going to be at the door one minute to two. Oh, my God.

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178.593 - 179.415 Joe

See you in a sec.

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180.779 - 191.86 Lee Mack

Oh, my God. Who's this? Who's this? Honestly, I don't know what it was like for you in Rochford.

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192.221 - 194.726 Joe

Honestly, it must have just... No, I didn't know.

194.746 - 196.449 Lee Mack

I really feel for you.

196.91 - 199.615 Joe

Yeah, it blew my mind. So, David's got his back to the...

200.708 - 223.324 Lee Mack

uh screen so you can't see you're not fully round you're not fully round i can't see anything stressing your voice you know i'm worried about is that i have this thing sometimes i told you when i thought it was michael atherton that i've yeah something comes over me i think i'm gonna faint i've had it a lot recently

226.308 - 232.856 Joe

Well, the video's on, so we'll capture it if it happens. Oh, dear.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about past experiences in comedy?

239.624 - 245.691 Joe

Oh, no. It should definitely do that. Are you still doing Zoe stuff or whatever it's called?

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245.711 - 254.762 Lee Mack

Really? We're talking about Zoe app, are we? Is that what we're doing now? We're talking about the Zoe app.

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254.742 - 256.325 Joe

I was just thinking of your stress pills.

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256.345 - 262.496 Lee Mack

Oh, God. Is that good to have in the background? Just a plate of funny tomato sauce.

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262.636 - 271.936 Joe

Well, when one of the royal family are coming home, then... It's Prince Harry. Prince Harry. Flippin' hell.

272.296 - 281.408 Lee Mack

What would that be like? Prince Harry. I'll be honest with you, I don't even know which one's Prince Harry.

282.51 - 292.402 Joe

It has to have Prince Harry on it, too. HRH Harry. I know who you are, Harry, if you listen.

Chapter 6: What challenges do comedians face in the industry today?

292.422 - 300.185 Joe

You're the younger one, right? He's doing a book promotion thing and he's coming on the pod.

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300.807 - 302.091 Lee Mack

Shall I tell you who I think it is?

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303.476 - 309.549 Lee Mack

Brian Damage. I do.

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309.569 - 312.733 Petra

I've had that in my head. I'm always trying to convince myself.

312.753 - 316.378 Joe

So Petra's outside the door because Brian Damage is coming on.

316.658 - 318.36 Lee Mack

Well, no.

318.38 - 323.587 Joe

So explaining Brian Damage. Brian Damage used to run an open mic gig that David used to do.

323.607 - 325.79 Lee Mack

If it wasn't for Brian Damage, I wouldn't be doing this.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts discuss the impact of social media on comedy?

343.267 - 353.603 Joe

She said, yeah. You can come in if you want. Oh, for God's sake. Oh, my heart's going. What's the time in America?

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355.325 - 366.522 Lee Mack

Brilliant, Joe. So obviously not America. What's the time? I'll tell you what the time is, son. It's about 6 a.m. It's obviously not America.

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366.542 - 367.584 Joe

We're eight hours ahead.

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368.565 - 377.396 Lee Mack

Right. Or five. It could be America.

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377.416 - 389.357 Joe

Thoughts for us it might be. I don't know. Don't shut down. Please don't pass out. Please don't pass out because I'll have to really have the reins.

Chapter 8: What future projects are discussed at the end of the episode?

389.759 - 392.402 Lee Mack

If anyone thinks I'm putting this on, I'm really not.

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392.422 - 393.002 Joe

Oh, it's clearly not.

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393.023 - 410.481 Lee Mack

I feel like this is harder. I don't know. I never used to feel as used to struggle. And I would, but not as bad as now I'm really. I don't need this. Don't need it. My desk is a mess.

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411.242 - 419.93 Joe

You can't see it. Your head's in the way of most of it. Prince Harry. Turn around, turn around. God almighty, you're hardly turned.

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420.21 - 421.792 Lee Mack

I cannot see anything.

422.273 - 439.635 Joe

Well, you can. You're facing the camera. That's it. Can we clip the video of David struggling with his mic, please? What are you doing? Calm down. You've got one minute.

439.656 - 445.483 Lee Mack

Don't turn up, whoever you are. Get a life. Don't turn up.

446.712 - 452.571 Joe

Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule.

453.496 - 484.476 Lee Mack

Shit, I hate this. I just suddenly had Fern Cotton jump in my head. How's that feel? I don't know. I just have to deal with that. What would you ask Fern Cotton? Oh, fucking hell. That's Fern Cotton. I'd apologise about all the crap on my desk. It's all right. It's all right. Oh, thanks. Thanks for coming on. Oh, God. That's all right. big fan of your work. Really? You're a big fan of your work?

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