Wiz Khalifa | Club Random with Bill Maher

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Club Random with Bill Maher 1h 22m 1 speaker 7 chapters transcribed 23 days ago
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Why do they compare strip clubs to James Bond and discuss the evolution of modern strip clubs?

Bill Maher 0:01
Look at this, isn't that a beauty? Eight bucks on Amazon. That's a nice case. And it makes you look like James Bond. Yeah, yeah. Open that in a strip club, my friend, you're halfway home. Hell yeah, not at all. You you locked and loaded. Not that uh you've ever been in a strip club, I imagine. I love strip clubs. Me too. Well you know what? Here's my defense. Yeah. Uh not that I have to convince you or anybody. Fuck everybody. That's my plan. No, but okay, so I'm on the road. It's ten o'clock, the show's over. I'm not I don't want to go to a restaurant because I don't want to eat when I'm on the road. I don't want to eat bad food. I'm only on the road for like two days at a time. Like I can bring all my food in a little bag, have something in my dressing room that's already in my contract.
Bill Maher 0:49
So like I can go the whole little short weekend without eating bad food. So I don't want to go to and I don't want to eat at ten o'clock at night. Am I gonna go to a club because I'm not you, I'm not your age, and you know, it's just ridiculous Too fucking loud. It's loud as fuck. Too fucking loud. You know, I'm not gonna go to a bar. I don't really drink anymore. Although I'll have one with you. Um you gotta drink with me, I ain't drinking, I'm drinking water. You got a dream. A strip club it's at least it's not too loud. Yeah. It's gotta you know, they've kinda morphed into after hours clubs. Am I wrong? No, they're definitely a little bit more loungy. Yeah, they're more loungy. Yeah, yeah. Sure. Yeah. So like I don't I I don't feel like there's the stigma that there used to be.
Bill Maher 1:34
Mm-hmm. Um like not that I ever really gave a fuck about it, but a little bit, you know. I mean, you're in a different branch of show business. So it's a it's a little more You know. acceptable. I mean, I know you break records sometimes, don't you?
Wiz Khalifa 1:51
Yeah, I'd love to go to the to the rec to the strip club to break records to see how uh the girls react to it. Even just like building a reputation it was kinda necessary to be in some of those environments. Cause they wanna hear your name. And know that there's there's yeah, exactly. There's fun involved, there's money involved, there's there's all of this other, you know, this cool shit that comes along with it. So, you know, that definitely becomes a part of it. But I honestly like I respect the dancers. Like I'm like, it's it's it's a real art. It's a sport. Like, you know, some of those poetrics, that takes a lot.
Bill Maher 2:31
Takes a lot and not just that, but um Strip clubs um have morphed. Over from when I first went in the I mean couldn't even afford to go before the nineties, but even before the nineties, there weren't there weren't the strip clubs that are of today, which are like fairly big. It was like, you know, some broken down old place by the airport. Yeah. And there was like two GIs with a heart on and a three-dollar bill and one old broad-on-the-bar, you know, where they're serving the beer. It wasn't. And then it became in the 90s. nineties they became like emporiums. Like fucking circuses and shit. Which one? I I've never seen an elephant.
Wiz Khalifa 3:13
Uh
Bill Maher 3:14
you have it? No, but I've seen some fat girls. You gotta you gotta come to strip club with me. Boy, have I seen some some elephants walking up in there. But I feel like uh when I first went, the first one I ever went to was Rick's. Okay. In Houston. Which is a town that breaks a lot of fun. Yeah. You must be big in Houston. Houston's cracking. I love Houston. They they they have the right attitude, don't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They got good food. Southern hospitality. Southern hospitality. Yeah. They're not they're not looking for a fight. Nah, hell no. I always vibed well in Houston. Anyway, Rick's as I re I think was the first one and I remember Walking in that place. And it was like Out of a Hieronymus Bosch painting.
Bill Maher 4:02
It was like w you know, where they're in hell, but hell looks really good. Everywhere you look there was a a gorgeous model looking chick and they had like these perfect bodies and um not an ounce of fat on anybody, fake tits of course, but like like these bodies that you only saw in drawings.

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